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Up all Night Makingmakinl Lunch on the view. Joy behar tried to get pop Star Usher endorse Kamala Harris, buT He wasnt taking the bait. N the baiT Had already been eaten by ana navarrod. How dare you laugh at that. In minnesota under governor timi walz, five male convicts have been sent to womensto prisons because they identified as transgender. Womens prisoi guess he identia With people who claim Theres Something theyre noimedart. His was stolen Valor And Theirs was stolen. Stolen. Dana . Sts. President Joe Biden posed With a Trump Aresidentt at a Fire Station in shanksville, pennsylvania, here while in nearby shanksville. Residents asked hunter to Putd U On A. Its just terrible. K this i think this is the lastla joke. Finallst joke. Y the Mtv Video Mc awards were held in New Yorkic last. And Pop Star Katy perry appeared sporting a Temporark Lasty Code in the sl of her back. Her bacif you scan it, it sayso welcome to our grand opening. Okay, so reviews of the debateet are pouring in and liberal Cat Ladies everywhere rejoiced e through the debate got five stars from the makers pa fancy Beast Debat and two pa, says purina. The media say course says cah won, but why wouldnt they . Theyre sO Far up her they can see out of her mouth. Its like theyre parents watching their grown child hit a Home Run in tball. Look, honey, she Made contact and didnT Her pants. this just months after wantingnT Her off the ticket. Those were the days, remember . Joe said hed be a transitional candidatjoe saide. He didnt know hed be transitioning from president tO Fertilizew r, but now theyre so grateful. After all, she didnt pullre. En a biden With a low bar like b that, all she had to do was avoid Shoutingat Allahu Akbar or or claim that Maroon Five is an underrated band compared to joe. Its considered a win that she didnt show up in the back of a hearse. O plus, the strategy of beating trump With hoaxes paid Offr Hurp it allowed her to keep from saying anything abouT Her past, present or Futurr Fre and it tid trump off. IT Helped that she had help. Of cours iT He. Course you know, theres no way she would have so confidently offaxs those hoaxes if she didnt know that she had cover. A its like the drunk girl at the Bar Picking Fights that she expects her boyfriend to settle. ExcepT Here, the boyfriend wasda the moderators. Luckily, this is one relationship where she doesntdv have to worry about a pregnant nanny. Now, veteran strategists are saying harris won. But remember, these are the same. Who brought you the charisma Black Hole of mitt romney,geniuo who boring his dog, asked to be Tied to the roofdo . Thats an old story. BuT How about voters remember them . You know, the people who actually decide the outcome of electionsth or at Leastt Th the ones who are dems arent counting the votes . Well whe t, Cnn And Cbs and fox all spoke to undecided voters postdebat . E and we saw a Commot Theme emerge, much like a new Steve Doocy from My Birthdayve i cake. They expressed serious reservations on her economic answer thes, and some found themselves leaning more toward trump than harris at The Endnin he spoke fast. She just basically repeated everything that biden has said in the past. She didnt talk abouT Her 2020 and 2024 deflected on immigrationdid no and didnt take responsibility or Bidens Responsibility for letting people in illegally ory he was able to go to his kamak record, and i feel that just deflected the entire time. While there was some focus on Police Entirey and i dont tk that we really got to the meat of the issues. My life was better whene t a in office and now With kamalas administration. Things havent been sO Fantastic and shes saying she can fix the problems thaT Hern administration has caused. But i just dont know Ifx Th i n afford to take that risk. Im not all O F that. Despite the sense thaT Harris had wOn Amonarrig the political and media class. Cle New York times even admitsca as mucauh. And when the times says voters werent so sure. It means wereimesd in our panw like biden. After judging a Chili Cook Off ,even reuters interviewed undecided votershell e. De the debate and out of the o ten sampled, six said they weree leaning toward trump,s saying kamaltrump. A was too vag, a big ball and nothing. Theyre worried about a 40 Gas E and groceries that she said. Nothing to allay those fears and youd Think Shed be good at playing. At least according to williet brown. I know that was in bad taste. That is, voters remembers he shes vp the whole time. Inflation skyrocketedskyroc and they dont like lik her and they cant even afford the eggs they want to throw aT Her cant. And keep in mind, this data is coming from reuters and they leanhi to the left than Dana M Perino after a half a daiquiri. Glad that they use a Stock Photo when shes the show. But you see the common thread these. Voters notice something the media wishes they hadnt. Kamala didnt say which was the goal all along. Nobody learned a thing abouT Her except that Shesy Ler younger than joe and could stay up past nine at night. Exe isthe two qualifications yod to become The Nominee. But that 9 00 ps the dems want it. Ms and Abc News is more than happy to help. But even the voterans Who Dislie Trump said they trusT Him more on the economy. So dems can push a vibe all night, but they cant make you forget traumatizing. D a trip to the Grocery Storeke Y is now thaoun. It was four years ago. And that was before that detergent was behind more plexiglashampared ts Than E visitation room. Tergenpeople in the media can te themselves into believing a fantasy. Aftemstor all the easiest perso tO Fool is yourself, especially if youre Alread Y a. But they Cant Fool you. They Cant Makthe you preteneyd your arent going up like Hunters Poll after an bi. T ball they cant deny your Bank Account is shrinking faster than Tha Jesse watters at a a nude beach and they cant make you ignore the fact that the candidate they want you to vote for presided over this meswant ys. , maybe undecided voters are smarter than the hacks who keep lying to themer. So who is she . Still remains the question. Too bad all the punditse in the World Cant help her answern he that. Lets welcome here and then i guess she swims laps in a bathtub. A of americans whose room in the to data burrito. America nine out of ten americans could kaylr spell her last name carlos about never Kayleigh Mcenany even atheists consider him a god. Comedian Joe Machi and her new book is topping the charts while her pregnancy is giving her part time Selling Authorrepe by gender. Dan, its interesting, isnt it . Greg . Im i dont even know what imha asking you. But its interesting, though. I ca that i will i inter will say that kamala did a lot better Than Expected. But the undecided Voters Couldta see through that. They saw that while it lookst good, but i dont remember a thing she said about anything. Yeah. So about 80. If you take 67 Million people, 6 Watch It7 Mihing o on through vl channels, including ours, of course, The N was a streaming. So You Get to about 80 Million people that saw it. At80 milliand what were left wh two days later is that the undecided voters are like, yeah, we didndays thet Get Enou of that. Yeah. Trump saying hes not going to do a third debate and a Viragh U Tiktok video about eating The Dogs and eating the cats. And thats what were left With your point. So i think that theres still its still a Tie. A ti its going to be a Tie going into The Next six weeks. You may. He just Made a great point. If if we J Jusust get the eatind The Dogs and eating the Cat Meme Froeatingm this debate,icaa america has won. N, right . It is the greatest. Its great when thaT Happened its so organic you cant create it. But theyre eating the cats. You cantheyre eating The Dogsn i could listen to thato th all night and i think i will. Kaley all right, lets be honest. You worked for trump. I i notice when you compareiced the debates thaT He does not change. No, hes absent. Like people say, oh, just noticing, yet. What . Youre just noticing . Yes. Yes. Yeah. He. Listen tt listen greg any advice . Correct. He says you listen to you. He would listen to me at times. T yes, he would listen at times. BuT He knows what to do. Kn tim here. D but i mean, the thing is, he is. Do you think it would be wiseo to shift your sensibiliTies or your strategy when kamala is sor different than joe . You know, joes a corpse. Psshes not a corpse. BuT He he was completely the same person. Say yet they say, oh, he was angry. He wasnt angry. Same guy h. H he just a just a little bit. Look, he could practicd e points. When Kamala Harris lays in attack, tries to baite pi you practice the pivot point. Thats what we did Befor E The Second Debate against Joe Biden. It really worked. He didnt need to sit down and have a mock Debatee Thsecon he needed Game Changers. And we Made sheets of Game Changers to have pivot points. T but look, Donald Trump is who he is. If you havent noticed that by no is Wh Youw i mean, i dont it know. I feel bad for you. Hes brash. He he might send a tweet you dont like, buT He is a fighter. He will fight fo R Groceryto Bill to come down. He will fight against kim jong un. He will fight when it counts,t o just like he did against Kamala Harris. But what i took from your monologuewhen Inst Ka is ts Joy Reid, the erudite jake, th the ever so clever brian stelter. Ever sg. T be wron they dont understand middle america. The best line ive heard assessing this Debat Theheare Im 34yearold kaela miller. Shes a black woman in milwaukee who wasnt going to vote. Her quote very simply was this in from guess im learning more on his facts than her vision. As facts Donald Trump has facts. He has a record. She has a vision. I guess. But you know who he is and you know he will fight for you. And that never changes. T to all right. I want to just comment on that. But you okayntthat. Reg all right, fine. D im assumingsuming g youre applauding for my nexty e question. I still think, though, thaT He if you think hes boorishuestion. Nk tha and , youre going to think he was. And maybe, i dont know, he we. Right. But i just think maybe he should know hes being played and T H that they were playing. Got they got Mad about the rallies. They goT Himhit th Mad. Up an something else that they brought up. And he just if he just knew, he didnT Have to play that. But youre right. Hes not going to listen to meta either. And were close friends. I know you are. I mean, we go waen thed wey bac. Back, joe. Joe, ive been looking at Thedah Data here and they say most attractive women in America Planerther Voting for you. It theyre going to write you in. Joe, did you . Because is it because of your members only jacket . I look, i look very good, greg. You own all you own the fourly remaining members only jackets and youre them all right now. G they sent them to me, greg, because im a male modelri. The only problem is im not doing very well With. S unattractive women because i keep calling thectivm on wome. Trump and i are similar. Were both brash rebel fighters. Im more of a lover or look, i think from a technical standpoint, think how you couldo say that kamala won the debate if you had the memorn say of joj biden, you didnt remember what it was like going to the Supermarke Event and the price of eggs or people falling off a moving airplante. Rplane she had no substance. All she did was switch her word k salashd, a nothing burger. And i wouldnt eat at Thatt Restaurant Oear vote for candida that candidate. But i was frustrated With trump because he missedte. N many opportuniTies to knock opnm out of the park, even whe David Muir asked him about then election liedas, he should cuT Have had that cued up. Hes like, well, intelligence Agentsents L lied about the hunr laptop. There was government coerced censorship and all you have to do is prove that and the margin of Victory Wass less than the margin of ballots that werent legally cast. And you coule. D done thaT Had he been allowed to do it. This is, i guess joe is answering you, kelly, that i [ lt thaT He missed opportuniTies and i blame you for that. It points, yes, he needed blame in it. I blame you. Blame me. Yes, i was theree. Reg you so there you go. , is well, you know what, kat . Weve been talking this mysterious undecided voter. Are we under kind of underestimating their intelligence that maybe theyre smarter than we think . Perhaps. Dont know. I dont i actually dont know. An undecided voteront. Yes, i know a lot of people ive not even heard. We find that we should find an undecided voter. No, theyre out there With the i knom. I know there is kindness. I need The Name of my gun. Go ahead. It will. It wasnt so a majority of people did think that she did better not to the media. Thats what the polls show. A majority was a slighth, t majority, though, actually wasnt that strong. A majority. But the vast vast majority of people said this didnt change their mind at all. Right. It doesnt really matter oes t. I do think thaT He definitely left some points on the table. Finitelyi whaT He could have jur over and over again is just said, okay, why did you not do that . Yeah. Yeah. There really are running as if theyre the opposition, which is crazy. Hope and chang theie. Somebody who is in office now is crazy. Yeah. And i if, if i wereesiden a president ial candidate, which ticandidgod help us, thats pro. What i would have done. BuT He definitely got flusteredt. Flustered and maybe not flustered, but irritated With it was unbalancedmodera obviously the moderators think that was pretty obvious to watch. But Justtty Obvi i just spend or and over again. Everybody should be bringing that up in anyagai situation. I okay. And what why should i believe you will do that Whe N you have not done that in the past four years . A man. Whl right. What do you think, joe . , three blonds on the show and its still kinblonded of sm i dont care. To me . What are you going to do to me . Its got security. Ow ill throw ill Throw Anybody out that charges me. Okayhe. Except for you, joe. Im next. And cns acts. No class. Oh, you run Friday Night smackdown on the tradition, the atmosphere, the pageantry and the passion. Big news. Do the electrifying jane. The mirror in fourth ranked alabama take on wisconsin. Watch out. Big news saturday only on fox. So whats it like being a lifeguard . Id say its pretty straightforward. 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With Discount Code Tv 15 at field of greens. Com. Its your way. Hey, hey. Its me. Hey, hey, hey. ] thank you okay . Thanks. A gruesomegruesome from a callo Don Lemon rolls his eyes watching melania agonize. Our video of the day comes to us fromwatc destitute knowndo as Don Lemon, who mockedcked a recent post from former first Lady Melania Trump demanding answertd formers to her husbands assassinatiOn Attempt. Heres her original video. The attempt to end my Husbands Life Washusb a horrible, Distressing Experiencean was. W, now the silence around it feels heavity. Wonde i canT Help but wonder why Law Enforcement officials arrest the shooter before the speech. There is definitely more to this story, and we need to uncover the truth. Hmmthuth. And heres what Don Lemon posted. The attempt to end my Husbands Life was a horrible, distressing experience. Now decide, since around itbut O Feels heavy, i canT Helndpy but why didnt Law Enforcement officials arrest officia the shr before the speech . Moere is definitely more to this story and we needto to uncoverry the truth. Hmm. K at womenways loo way . Obviou obviously not much empathy shown from Don Lemon, which makes Senss Empatshown fre hime anyone around him ever gets shot in the head, i guarantee you itself inflictedve. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Kayla. You you imagine . I know this is such anim thi easy question. An mag but if a republican mocked Joe Biden after joe was nearly Assassinatedda Biden , say, by a Setf Stai of stairs. Yeah. Rsi mean, that person would losr their job, but. Oh, wait, don lemOn Already lostn his job . Yes. Know, he would have lost the second time. Look, Don Lemon used to have second to gutfeld the greatest Comedy Show on television. Yeah, it was called dones g lemon tonight. It was intended to be serious. Utfe onightone of My Favorite Thingso would be to grab a glass of Wine And Laugh at that man. E hed take these long, dramatic pauses where youd be like, are you okay . Is that mathes n okay . Like, we need to do a wellnessth check . Thats how crazy the show was. Ats howbut went from unintendee to just being mean. I mean, who does that . And on his former network, a commentator,r came maria cardona, came out and in reaction to that video, said she is irrelevant, relevant talk about empathy. They are lacking in empathy. That was purely mean spirited. She learned in live real timeve, during a rally watching her husband thaT He had beenltim. E and thats what they do. Its cruel. Yeah. I was hoping youd i came close. Joe, doesnt this remind of after the riots and stuff when lemon was Laughine G or dismissing people who were watching the Buildings Wer Burne Down and people getting beaten . Amy was like, i wenn,t out to dinner. I had a great meal. Wheres the violence . Yeah, except when people ask for him at a restaurant, its to refill their Coffeople But I. Look, i think he scoffed, but melania makes some great points. I mean, when the government understaffedp ma, when they deny requests for more secret service, when they leavetaffed f unguarded, when they leave the president on stage, when theres a Security Threaervicetn they destroy evidence in the court of public opinion. S up its up to the government to prove that theyre innocent at this point. Anah, thats truegoe. Vern thatd s true. And thats not a conspiracy, even though you are a conspiracies. I am. Racy though yowhaT He did was se than simply disagree With that. Yeah. Its not as if he disagreed With a Talking Heae D who Madeet that opinion . He was rolling the Eye S. His eyes at the wife of the person who was almost assassinated. Yes. And he started the Eye Rolling when she said only the attempt to end my Husbands Life. S lifw a horrible, a distressing experience. Yeah. Im no at saying anything about it. The incident itself for the secret service. Is maybe. Hug hes a huge fan of the secret service. I dont know of the. But that shouldnt be controversial. I dont care who you are. If be cont your is almost kille youre a lot. I think thats Fai Kr to call that distressing. Yes. And he rolls his eyedistress s like, can you believe she thinks its distressing that somebodydn shoT Her husband in the head . Ad . I mean, get a real problem. Yeah, the he thought that was a relatable thing to paul. I hope to god thought. He was drunk. S yeah, because if he did that sober, thats so worse. Yeah. What do you think . Why . What would she think . No, thats. I cant. I cant understand. G, its hard to reads mi his mind when theres so little of it. Ndthere is you know . All right, dana, You Get. , You Get a sweayor here, because, i mean, it it. I think. I think cat nails it. Its like this. Its. Its a woman expressing. Tching the distress of watching her husband get shot in the Ea T r and, hes acting like. Can you believe this . This stupid lady. Ievethe people that feel the bet about all of this are the people at cnn whO Fired. Yeah. Yeah. Because there were reports of misogyny at that time f him o, Ifa Re you remember. And then there was a report is nt like notnighport a nice persOn And hes not credible. And he did something kind of interesting during the rnc debate. Hed gone to atlantic Cityintero And Hed interviewed a bunch of people about the economy and who they were going to vote for. Onomd who and theyth all saw hi. Trump and he starts to argue With them, says, actually the economtoy is very good. An let me show you all the statistics. And they laughed in his face la and posted it. And i thought, oh, thats interesting. 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I let a lot of people down. Joe,ly . Joe, this has happenedlaught to youer. E handle how do you think he handled it . I think you were pretty good. . Its to me a number of times where hackers have and have it look like im eating cookies on instagram. I actually kind of Wish Hackera would make it look like i was having sex With someone that would hele a p prove a lot of people from High School wrong. Yeaha lo, but what you dont wat to do is lie that your accountch was hacked because that puts you in some pretty bad company. You dont want to be mentioned in the same breath as Joy Reid e and anthony. Yeah, joy and, you know, this is a common thing like i am. Im im a technophobe. I often i forget to like, put my phone down. That actually happened to me. I dont know if we have that totape. Yeah, that sounds pretty good. So well just catch up that s. All right. Ill see you, man. Bye. Yes yes, Everybody. R kn all your needsees is going to e done. Yes, perfect. Perfect. 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F yeah, dont google it if you dont know who he is. BuT He was accidentally during what . He was purposely during a call on cnn and he forgot to turn off the thine wag. So it was in front of his coworkers. Thats the cliff note version. Yes. Yething sos. But number two to date is point. Dont say you were hacked likele steve. Do you remember twitter 2020 . He tweeted something steves Ret Aspersions on his neutrality for the president ial debate and then he Wa S Nes on leave from cspan, didnt get to host the debate. So Thats Number two. But look, things like i this easily happen. I remember in college, i was driving to sprinn Collsg Break G in Key West and i was going to text someone i love the Smell Th and Beach Autocorrect it to. So it literally said i love the smell of. I thankfully it was just a peer, but like hey,this i autocorrect can happen. This is a little bit more difficult. Knows a Bi It would have been fo if he blamed autocorrect. Yes. Uld funnyf yoright. Yes. 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You know, kale, your religious person, do you think God Or Natur kayleiged have created a better method of Waste Disposal . Like, i think about this, you know, i think i dodo believe in a higher power. T if but i go like, you know,agin i think about this is like, what if like, what if children wonder if the situation would be reversed . What like, what if what if your was on your face and your mouthm was now was where your was . Whou youy the first time im heg this have never once i have n never wondered that in my life, nor will i pondered furtherbu what you just said. But did make some copious notesO For you, greg. Oh, thank you. Us nor yoe this is cheaper by 50 a year, she said. Is it all . You have to spend to get more of it. However, You Getr yo 16 rolls fr 42. 42,n extra soft 24 Family Pack 24. So eight more rolls, 33. And the 24 charmin Family Packt is like 123 rolls. Its what i buy for my family. This is going to cost you more. 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