New york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon tonight join jimmy and his guests michael che and colin jost kaitlyn dever. Musical guest bts and featuring the legendary roots crew and now heres your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, my goodness. Hello, everyone. Thank you for so much for tuning in. Welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well guys, after two days of controversy today President Trump finally did the right thing and forcefully rejected White Supremacy. Take a look. [ tone ] [ laughter ] jimmy im kidding. He hasnt done that at all and as a result, republicans are distancing themselves from the president. The president s debate performance has sparked a torrent of criticism that even his most ardent allies have struggled to contain. And republicans on capital are hill are now distancing themselves from the president after he fail to disavow a a farright fascist group. Jimmy its been six month of a pandemic and now
[ light laughter ] youre watching impeachment after dark live its the only show that talks about how im being treated very badly by the very rude, very nasty media [ light laughter ] theyre very rude and theyre very nasty [ laughter ] its just like a real housewives after show, if instead of committing tax fraud, they committed obstruction of justice [ light laughter ] and tax fraud. [ laughter ] now i know what youre probably all thinking its day three of the hearings your favorite president must be melting down by now. But it couldnt be further from the truth. In fact, just this week, i was rushed to the hospital for my standard physical. [ laughter ] everyone said i was a perfect patient. I even got a lollipop. [ laughter ] you always get the lolly roy cohn told me that. [ light laughter ] as always, im joined by my attorney general bill barr at the bill barr bar bar. [ laughter ] great to be here, mr. President and on behalf of your staff this week [ light laughter ] thank you fant
Guests jessica biel billy crudup comedian jay jurden, and featuring the legendary roots cr questlove 1141 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thank you very much [ cheers and applause thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show, everybody. Thank you for being here [ cheers and applause ]. You made it. The tonight show. You guys, tonight was game one of the world series between the Houston Astros and the Washington Nationals and this is nice, even though their teams not in it, yankees fans promise to boo whoever wins [ laughter ] well, earlier tonight, abc aired the classic halloween special, its the Great Pumpkin, charlie brown. [ cheers and applause they actually updated it a bit at the end of this version, the Great Pumpkin gets impeached [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause thats right, the impeachment inquiry is in full swing and i heard that today actually marks the onemonth anniversary of the
Hi. Hello, everybody. Im jimmy. Im the host of the show. Which is in brooklyn. Chan thank you for watching from home. Thank you for leaving your home to be here tonight. Thats very kind. And please, relax. We are at the Brooklyn Academy of music. Were here while our studio back in hollywood is being deloused, and this is a muchneeded break for us. We love brooklyn. My kids love brooklyn. In fact, theyre becoming little brooklynites. This morning, my 2yearold, billy, were having breakfast, and he says hey, old man, wheres my [ bleep ] oatmeal already . Theyre so cute at that age. They really are. We have a great show for you tonight. Eddie murphy is with us tonight. [cheers and applause] thats right. And we have music from the sugarhill gang tonight. They traveled all the way from the bronx to be here. [cheers and applause] and as if that isnt enough, we have another star here tonight from mexico, say hello to my security guard, guillermo, everybody. Guillermo [cheers and applause] [ la