Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss
Hi, how are you . Im doing all right, brother. Tell me this, why didnt jimmy take you on vacation with him . Because hes a cheap son of a bitch. Ha, ha, ha. That we both know. Im here for free, and you get what you paid for. Now, i hope you all had a nice holiday weekend. Although this was probably the worst fourth of july ever. This year instead of fireworks we all watched our summer plans explode. Here in los angeles, mayor garcetti actually canceled all firework displays in the interest of covid safety. So instead the people of los angeles did this. These are illegal fireworks going off in the city of los angeles right now. Our helicopters been flying for the past 10 minutes, 15 minutes or so, and there are massive fireworks going off in pretty much every direction that you see here. Jasmine, our local Fire Departments and Police Departments have been begging people not to do this, but it seems tonight they are not listening to those calls. Well, maybe they just cant hear those call
Announcer from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests jim carrey jenny slate, musical guest luke combs and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy hi, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, to the tonight show. Thank you very much roots. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for tuning in the whole week what an amazing week its been its been bizarre, but im so happy to be back and happy to see all the crews upper half of their faces [ laughter ] lets get to some news here. Guys, this is a crazy story. Last night the twitter accounts of some of the most prominent figures in the world were hacked in a bitcoin scam listen to this the first of its kind a coordinated attack targeting some of the biggest accounts on twitter, those of joe biden, elon musk, bill gates, barack obama and kanye west, among others all sending to their followers via the hackers, a note to
Steve from in Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight, join jimmy and his guests cameron diaz mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms musical guest kygo with onerepublic, and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your Host Jimmy Fallon jimmy thank you roots hi thank you very much for watching us, everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. I want to say hello and welcome back to kamau grey, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause great to see you, kamau. Roots, did you miss did you miss kamau no, not really. Jimmy yeah, yeah [ laughter ] well dub it in later. Well put it in post [ laughter ] welcome to the show again, everybody. Do you guys know this . This is crazy. The olympics was supposed to start around this time isnt that bizarre yeah, but now with the virus, its just President Trump on tv. So, instead of watching gymnastics and swimming, were watching a guy bend over backwards to stay above water. Last night trump held
Every single one of you that are obeying the devils laws are going to be arrested. I dont wear a mask for the same reason i dont wear underwear. Things got to breathe. Its the late show with stephen colbert. Tonights johnny come lately plus stephen welcomes mary trump featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from a safe distance its stephen colbert. Stephen you look worried, is that just your attempt to stay away . Come on coach, are you, thank you. Welcome to a late show, im your host stephen colbert. I hope are you all staying safe out there. Step up with, dont be out there, stay in there, because coronavirus is spreading like trumps backside on a lawn chair and yesterday the president had his first covid19 briefing in three months where he announced some startling news. Hes noticed reality. It will probably, unfortunately, get worse before it gets better. That is a Trump Presidency promise, it gets worse. You can take that to the bank. And i would take it there qui