[ music ] [ applause ] okay. Now, my next guest is a very youve seen marty on television, on both second city tv, nbcs saturday night live, his movies include the three amigos, and inner space. This is his first time on the tonight show with us. Would you welcome martin short . [ music ] [ applause ] welcome, welcome, to our humble little set, here. Why thank you. And what a pleasure to meet you. [ laughter ] thank you. You are wonderful. That was great. I am so excited to be here, and i brought you a little gift. I brought you a bottle of champagne. [ laughter ] but if you could do bette and i a favor, and maybe drink it on the way home. [ laughter ] you wont want to go with me, either. No, no. Ill run along. The people who just joined us are not going to know what were talking about. Refer back to the early part of the show, and figure it out, because it may be bleeped. Good to see you. And do her, right away. Well, im a tremendous fan of this young lady, and of course, ed, i worked
Is harold the other little boy . Would have to die. But for fergie to become queen, the whole royal family would have to be wiped out in an airplane crash that killed Wayland Flowers and madame. [ laughter ] [ applause ] anyway, we have a good show tonight. You didnt announce our special guests. George bush, and robert dole will come out here to do whos on first . [ laughter ] we have the one and only miss bette davis, with us tonight. [ applause ] and. A very funny performer, martin short, is with us tonight. [ applause ] and possibly, and his orchestra, so well be right back. Stay with us. [ music ] [ applause ] thank you. [ applause ] you finally did itand it was actually easy. Who would have thought . You did what dad taught you to do you took care of business. You made up your mind. Got it done. And thats a load off your shoulders. Thats how it feels to get guaranteed acceptance Life Insurance simple, affordable coverage for people age 50 to 75. Massmutual designed it to help cove