trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you so much for coming out! as always, thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you so much for tuning in! i m trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and director whose animated short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in four yearserring according to a new record from the centers for disease control. it shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018 to 7
the end of civilization didn t happen. a massive electric pulse completely erased the internet. we ve been given a second chance. a mulligan. anything we might be ashamed of, gone forever. maybe now boys and girls can learn to respect each other again. realize how careful our online lives have to be. because we ve all seen what happens when the twitters, facebooks, and trolls decide our reality. now that we ve been given this second chance, it s up to all of us to see what we do with it. and the first new e-mail since the internet was erased successfully went out at 6:00 a.m. today. the honor went to a mr. dave beckett of boca raton, florida. mr. beckett, you had the honor of being the first person to socialize on the new internet. can you tell us what you did? well, i sent an e-mail with a photo to my old friend thomas winger up in connecticut. and what did you say to mr. winger? i showed him my dick, called him a fag. from comedy central s world news headquarters in new y
from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show, everybody! thank you so much for coming out! as always, thank you! thank you! thank you! thank you so much for tuning in! i m trevor noah! our guest tonight is a writer and director whose animated short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in fo
short film hair love is up for an academy award next week. matthew a. cherry is joining us on the show! ( cheers and applause ) also on tonight s episode, how to win big on the z the worst way to be a millionaire, and neil brennan tell us what donald trump and 50 shades of grey have in common. so let s catch up on tads tads. let s kick it off with big health news. if you re a person who likes being alive and does not want to die soon, first of all, congratulations on being basic and, second, here s some good news for you good news this morning, americans life expectancy has increased for the first time in four yearserring according to a new record from the centers for disease control. it shows life expectancy rose slightly in 2018 to 78.7 years. trevor: wow! this is major, for the first time in four years, american life expectancy is on the rise! big shout out to betty white for bumping up the average! we see you, girl! we see you, girl! ( cheers and applause ) but
According to a reports, President Trump will release his 1. 5 trillion infrastructure plan on monday. Apparently, he wants to take the weekend to practice saying infrastructure. [ light laughter ] infinpuncture [ light laughter ] instadenture ill get it, ill have it. Ill have it by monday. President trump said yesterday it was treasonous that democrats didnt clap during his recent state of the union address. I dont think it was that bad, said melania. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] seth white house chief of staff john kelley said today that some undocumented immigrants who are eligible for the Daca Immigration Program were quote too lazy to get off their asses and sign up. You tell them john, said his boss between cheeseburger naps. [ light laughter ] the Dow Jones Industrial average dropped over 1100 points yesterday. Sell, sell, sell said trump, when asked where hed be in a year. [ audience ohs ] [ cheers and applause ] after the Dow Jones Industrial average suffered its