Uh, many people voted for general zod. Uh. Well, uh. Well obviously have full coverage of the real super tuesday tomorrow. But while were on the topic of trump, this is aa really fun and interesting story. So, the gop frontrunner has been getting a lot of praise from some interesting characters recently, uh, real american hulk hogan and, uh, real white supremacist david duke. And now, in, honestly, a surprising twist, the leader of the black muslim group the nation of islam, louis farrakhan. Yeah. Im not making this up. Louis farrakhan has praised trump as a good leader because he said that trump is the only candidate who stood in front of the Jewish Community and said i dont want your money. So just to be clear, donald trump, the man who wants to ban all muslims from entering the u. S. , just got praised by a black muslim racist man for being against the jews. Like, i feel so bad for Trump Supporters right now, because what is their. Whats going on in your mind right now . They must b
You know, even though i hate him, i admire. So, sex sex with blake griffin, dude, you didnt even talk about it. It wasnt full peenavageena. Penis in vagina. That sucks. Is it was it okay . It was awesome. We did stuff that i never even thought of before. Whoa. All i gotta say, it was nothing but net. Oh and by nothing but net, i mean he fingered me til i bleep . Wow. Lincoln loved it, even. He thought it was so hot. Was he you told linjealous . I think he was okay with it. Thank you. Mmhmm. This is Blake Griffins shoe. Now i use it as a murse. A male purse. Were eskimo brothers. Heh heh heh. From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheering and applause welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody my guest tonight, from his new show here in new york city, uh, 3 mics, neal brennan is here, everybody cheering and applause now, uh. Now, obviously, today is super tuesday, and, uh, we all know what that means
Would he change laws regarding press freedoms or i dont know, incest . This weekend i feel like we got a glimpse of what america might be like under a trump presidency. And it was scary. On friday night pure chaos after trump cancelled his appearance in chicago. Police physically separating trump po testers from his supporters. Theyre not picking and choosing who is there. It is open to the public. There were some Bernie Sanders supporters who held up bernie signs. Protestors and supporters going back and forth so much, the situation became so escalated that there was the potential for danger. Trevor wow. You know its bad when people in chicago are like, man, what a violent weekend. This is too much. This is way too much. laughter . Trevor and it was. Friday night was shocking. I happened to be at the gym when this all broke out. And the conflict was so crazy that nobody in the gym carried on doing what they were doing. Not even muscular mike, yeah, i know, i know. Everyone was just st
Comedian neal brennan is here tonight. Very excited. Hilarious. Also someone asked earlier, we will be giving a flat larry update online, so look for that, okay. Im very concerned about flat larrys where bs, okay. I think there is some bad stuff going on out there. Oh, but first, march madness is back in full swing again which means its boner time update. March madness racquetball, dar il mania, 2016. Its boner time. Larry i have no idea what the fire means at the end. Cant figure that out. But yup, as the sweet 16 round begins their 16 days dares with my name on them. Every time a team win that dare advances all the way to the chim. So if the reigning champs win again have i to host the show dressed as a klingon, okay. All right. This is really going to piss off the romulans on my steaf, im just telling you right now. Bad joke, thanks for the idea. Al scarfo 63. If syracuse wins i get the host the show drunk, all right . cheers and applause although, have i to say, i dont know how tha
Here we go, boys march madness basketball 2016 its boner time larry i forgot. There is an explosion. laughter yup boner times back, you guys for those of you not hip to our competition, heres how it goes. I have a dare for every sweet sixteen team in the ncaa tournament. Thats right, 16 teams, 16 dares. Every time a team wins, that dare advances, all the way to the championship. Whichever team wins is the dare ill have to do. Last year the duke blue devils won and i had to do the show in spandex. cheers and applause ahh the memories. And the chafing. So this year, if gonzaga wins, then ill have to do a choreographed dance to formation. cheers and applause that one comes from hannah kerman. You really hate me, dont you hannah . Its great you guys have been sending these in. Theres a lot of other dares, from me having to dress up as a klingon, to me having to host the show drunk. That is my favorite one. I think that might be si syracu. Not for sure. Check out all of the sweet sixteen da