Welcome to the nightly show. So good to see you guys. Im larry wilmore. Before we get to our top story, i have to mention march madness. Here we go, boys march madness basketball 2016 its boner time larry i forgot. There is an explosion. laughter yup boner times back, you guys for those of you not hip to our competition, heres how it goes. I have a dare for every sweet sixteen team in the ncaa tournament. Thats right, 16 teams, 16 dares. Every time a team wins, that dare advances, all the way to the championship. Whichever team wins is the dare ill have to do. Last year the duke blue devils won and i had to do the show in spandex. cheers and applause ahh the memories. And the chafing. So this year, if gonzaga wins, then ill have to do a choreographed dance to formation. cheers and applause that one comes from hannah kerman. You really hate me, dont you hannah . Its great you guys have been sending these in. Theres a lot of other dares, from me having to dress up as a klingon, to me having to host the show drunk. That is my favorite one. I think that might be si syracu. Not for sure. Check out all of the sweet sixteen dares on the nightly show website. And follow along on twitter with the hashtag dare larry to see my fate as the competition unfolds. Big news, guys. Today marks the most consequential day in u. S. Cuba relations since bill clinton took a cigar and uh. Yeah. laughter you know, hell make a wonderful first gentleman. For the first time in nearly nine decades, a sitting american president is waking up in cuba. President obamas historic arrival in havana yesterday ends decades of isolation between the u. S. And cuba. Larry you know, according to fox news, obamas sitdown with castro marks the first time an evil communist dictator has met with the leader of cuba. laughter fox news, man. Fox news, telling the truth applause yeah, i know same thing bleep is true. Up in the stands, you know what im talking about, right. There was a bit of an awkward moment when castro was finishing ducking a question on Human Rights Violations. Cheek thi check this out. laughter larry what was that, obama . Like this makes your arm invisible, by going limp . Oh, i dont want you to do that. Let me give you some advice, mr. President if you dont want fox news to call you cubas puppet, dont act like a marionette. Human rights, they went laughter of course, many are criticizing obama for going to cuba when the nation still has a horrendous record on human rights. When president obama is there with hollywood celebrities and rock musicians, drinking mojitos at the embassy, the Political Prisoners who are languishing are left behind by this president. Larry speaking of Political Prisoners, how about that middle school class having to listen to your speech there . applause yes, thewalkingted cruz says hes offended by all the Political Prisoners in cuba. Except when hes calling for more prisoners in cuba for political reasons. Mmhmm. But big picture, opening up relations will result in pumping money into the region, which will help people, right . You know the fear among anybody whos ever been there or cares about the cuban people, as so many of us do, the last thing they need is a taco bell and a lowes. Are we about to get up in there and ruin that place . Larry get up in there and ruin that place . laughter is this reporting or shep smith livesexting . laughter yeah, im about to get up in there and ruin that place. cheers and applause this line of thinking gets to me because it totally discounts the poverty and quality of life that the cuban people have dealt with. Yes, cubans have old cars and no wifi, and thats very cool. Unless youre cuban is capitalist influence going to make cuba different . Yes, but its not a poor zoo here for our benefit, where we can go to gawk at the authentic poor people in their natural habitat. Dont change it dont change it cubans are people too, and theyre our neighbors, and if they want an applebees, i say we let them eat good in the neighborhood. Okay, to find out more about how the locals are reacting to the president s visit to cuba, we check in with our very own grace parra. Hi larry. cheers and applause larry hey, grace i am here in hot, hot, havana, where everybody is talking about one thing, cuba larry okay, grace, i know you love doing the nightly nightly. We sent you to cuba to offer your unique perspective as a latinaamerican. Oh okay, let me try again hola, larry, estoy aquii en habana muy calurosa, donde todos estaan hablando sobre una cosa cuba. cheers and applause larry grace, grace english, please. Now please, focus on the story. Dont worry, larry. I am on top of all of it. The cigars, the fashion, and the clothing. Larry thats the same thing and what does fashion have to do with visiting cuba . Well raul castros looking dictator chic in his monochromatic twopiece. I guess he likes his wardrobe like he likes his cafe de cuba caliente laughter larry grace, this is a serious issue please stop that, grace thank you. Many people are upset obamas in cuba because of the Human Rights Violations plaguing the country. The only human rights violation ive noticed, larry, is no wifi. Nightly nightly larry i dont know what youre doing right now grace, focus. Focus. Listen to me listen to me. Focus. Okay. Cubanamerican relations have been troubled since the 60s. Please, just give me one serious insight about the state of cuba today. Okay. Larry thank you. Um larry yes . Well. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. After mesmerizing america with charm and vitality, cuba languished for decades in forced obscurity. But as of 2016, cuba is flush with new money and opportunities. Larry good. See, you can talk about cuba. Cuba gooding junior, that is laughter oh, larry will the Jerry Maguire star say show me the emmy for his turn as o. J . A jury of my peers says guilty nightly, nightly larry what are those dancers doing out there . Are you expensing this trip . Aww, cmon, lighten up youve gotta get up in here and ruin this place, larry. Larry this is hopeless. Grace parra, everybody. Well be right back. cheers and applause theyll always be our babies. So there will be things to keep us up at night. Will they find happiness . Reach their potential. Stay safe. Fall in love. But tonight johnsons can help with a bedtime routine clinically proven to help them fall asleep faster. And stay asleep longer. There will be things to keep us up. But tonight, we sleep. Think you know tmobiles coverage . Think again in the last year weve doubled our lte coverage. Our new extendedrange lte now reaches twice as far. And is 4 times better in buildings. See for yourself at tmobile. Com slash coverage. Larry welcome back. Theres been an odd phenomenon happening in the trump campaign, and im not talking about the trump campaign. Its about some of his followers. You have a lot of black people supporting trump. Larry black people supporting trump . laughter so where are these black people . Well, i had some of them in my studio the other day, where i asked them the simple question what the bleep are you thinking . I just want to ask a very straight question from the beginning. Why do you support donald trump . I used to be a democrat, let me say first, and i lost faith in our party right now with the two candidates. Im open to donald trump because i feel like hes a gangster. Larry hes a gangster . Hes a gangster. Larry gangster or gangsta . Hes gangsta. Hes like, if youre coming to my mic, im taking you out. He understand the language. Larry hes like a rapper. Has his own gold, vodka, private jet and really likes whitewomen. Exactly, and his wife is a model. Larry would that swing anybody else, those qualities . The way you express it, i never thought of it that way, but hes pretty cool. Larry have you told other black people youre voting for donald trump . Yes. Larry be honest. You told family members . Ive doltd family members. Larry you told your wife . I told my wife. We fight every morning about it. But i stand on my own. America is greedy and going to try to cut corners, so we have to make a place for ourselves. Larry so donald trump is the president who can get black people the lowpaying jobs again. No, we dont want the low paying jobs. Low paying jobs are the first rung. You cant climb the ladder till you start someplace. Larry donald trump is going to get the black people on the first rung. If youre going to climb, youll do more. Larry should the mexicans be able to use the ladder to climb along . laughter do you have a message telling other black pyle people why they should vote for donald trump . Donald trump is not going to make you a slave. Larry shiewsh about that . Im pretty sure about that. Everybodys trying to enslave you but the main thing is how much aim going to get paid while in slavery. Larry youre pro slavery but with pay. Right. Larry anyone else proslavery here . laughter donald trump says he has a great relationship with the blacks. As one of the blacks, how would you describe the relationship . The the fact h he says the blacks means his relationship is a little skewed because he wouldnt call us the blacks if he really understood where were coming from. Larry does he feel like hes in an abusive relationship with the blacks . Are you secretly trying to get out of this relationship . Not at all. laughter larry how did you feel when trump said he wanted to ban muslims . We dont have any here. I am. Larry and youre voting for trump . Yes. Larry really . Yes. Larry would you be opposed to having trump waterboard you to get more information about islam . Uh. Larry if he came to waterboard, who would he pick . Rhymes with schmuslin . Play like youre my kids and you have to convince me to vote for trump. Whats going on here . Were going to vote for trump. Larry you want to go to the movies . We need you to wast cor cast your vote as well. Larry what are you talking about . We cant just be democrats because were black. Larry winston, you believe her, too . I believe her 100 . Larry bleep please. Are you voting for trump that as an orange american hes the only candidate of color. Im tired of the joafntle stop the jokes. Larry you know im a fake journalist, right . laughter it kind of disturbs me in some of these rallies is you see where trump gets everybody to make a plefnlgt have you seen that where he has them pledge to vote for him . Raise your hand, well take a pledge right now. Okay. Larry just say, i will never tell black people. That i am voting for donald trump. 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First up, nightly show contributor bobby gaylor. cheers and applause nightly show contributor grace parra. cheers and applause his new show bajillion dollar propertie is available on seeso. Com, and hes the host of comedy bang bang, comedian scott aukerman. cheers and applause and for everyone at home, join our conversation right now on twitter nightlyshow using tonightly. Okay. So here we go. On friday, a jury in florida awarded hulk hogan 115 million in a lawsuit against the gossip news website gawker for showing a sex tape of him and the wife of his best friend, bubba the love sponge. He received an additional 25 million in damages totaling 140 million, okay . Hulk claims he didnt know he was being recorded by his friend bubba the love sponge. Mmhmm. Larry whats the biggest thing wrong with all this . I think the biggest thing wrong is weve all seen hulk hogan having sex at this point. applause were you able to find the video . I found the video and watched. You saw it . Eah, its not good. Not a thing to watch. He does pleasure the lady first, to his favor. What does it say in the transcript, mmmmmm . Yeah, a lot of muffled. I wouldnt want to see it. It would be like watching 6yosemite sam have sex. I think hulk hogan should split the money with everyone who had to watch him have sex. Were the victims here. Larry i cant see that in my mind now. Yeah. Larry which is horrible. Hes tagging her out, calling her brother. Get in here, brother laughter larry hey, brother hulkmania this is a huge settlement. Do you think hes rewarded or gawkers punished . Hes not being rewarded. Gawkers punished. Gawkers should be punished for this. This is a terrible thing they did. A total invasion of privacy. Basically they are airing a stolen piece of property and they should be punished. Unfortunately it has to go to hulk hogan calling people the n word on this tape you only had to ask for 100 million and they gave him 115 million its in florida, lets give you an extra 4 million larry . Larry hes with his friends wife. Yeah. The triable trial is in florida. People are all red necks there. Larry this is the state that determines our president i know. Also bubba the love sponge, thousand is that not somebody who lives in a pin pineapple unr the sea . There is also the issue of what constitutes a public figure. Everything is newsworthy under the started of we thought this is news. Watching hulk hogan have sex is not news worthy. applause larry is gossip news today . That is their argument. I think it is because i get my news from twitter and my gossip from cnn. My news feed is as much as about i. S. I. S. As movie stars. Ive heard people even tune in to Comedy Central for news. applause larry south add, though, that the guy who did the recording, this is supposedly his friend and somehow he wanted his friend to have sex with his wife and secretly records him and he settled with him for, like, 5,000. Yeah, bubba the love sponge got 5,000 and had to apologize. Larry how is that the lesser crime here, though . When the tape came out, heather, bubbas wife, she was actually really embarrassed because shes now seen having sex with hulk hogan and she thought he was cheesy. Really . Youre married to bubba the love sponge and you think hulk hogan is cheesy . Larry you think theyre in this together . They have to be. Is is the new paradigm for thousand release a sex tape. Instead of going straight to vivid and getting 1 million or 2 million, sell it to an irreputable news outlet and get millions. Hey, ill have sex with your wife it might be part of the fetish. They might enjoy the fact of it not only being filmed but broadcast publicly. Hulk hogan had the biggest boner during the trial. Everyones watching me, brother laughter larry whats amazing is erin andrews secretly filmed in her hotel room was awarded 55 million and half of that from a guy who had no money. Hulk hogan, i dont get these guys, 140 million even in privacy invasion women are getting bleep . Were still earning less in bed when it comes to tremendous lease of sex tapes applause a totally different issue. The reasons for the lawsuit are totally different. Larry seems related to me, though. Both are invasions of privacy. But erin andrews was selling the hotel that gave up the information to the idiot. Thing is the guy who shot erin, he approached t. M. Z. With that footage and they said no. What kind of bleep up world are we in when t. M. Z. Is the moral compass for what were doing. I like how you say shot the video. It was grainy on purpose. Larry i think florida sums it all up. Yeah. Larry well be right back. cheers and applause if youre living in the new york city area or planning to visit, grab tickets to the want to survive a crazy busy day . Sfx cell phone chimes start with a positive attitude. And positively radiant skin. Aveeno® positively radiant moisturizer. With active naturals® soy. Aveeno® naturally beautiful results®. America, lets take a break from politics this month. Lets have a few bud lights and focus on what unites us all. Three weeks of nonstop basketball. No yes this country is unified in totally blowing off work that first thursday. Enough attack ads and name calling. That was a foul you jerk face yes yes for onetwelfth of the year. These truly are the united states. No no yes yes eat it rogen eat it no i dont like it cheers and applause larry were almost out of time. Before we go, im going to keep it 100. Tonights question is from an audience member named adeija. Lets take a look. Hey larry, whos got it tougher blacks or hispanics . I can ask that cause im both. Keep it 100. Larry ooh i was going to say black hispanics. laughter you know what . Im sticking with my answer. I think black hispanics. Oh. Larry im sticking with that. Thanks for watching. Dont forget to ask me your keep it 100 questions on twitter. Goodnightly, everyone chris its 11 59 and 59 seconds. This happened in America Today for months, voters across this great land of ours, and also michigan, have been tasked with the incredible responsibility of choosing our next president. And boy, have they been blowing it. But a field that once started with 21 president ial candidates and one precocio us school boy