[ laughter ] congress narrowly passed the republican plan to replace obamacare today. Also narrowly passing grandma. [ light laughter ] [ audience ohs ] i didnt take away her health care. [ light laughter ] a member of the conservative House Freedom caucus said, yesterday, that it can be difficult to negotiate with President Trump, because its hard to tell what hes thinking. Also if. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there were several protests here in new york for President Trumps first planned visit since his inauguration. Including one protest at trump tower. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] today was respect for chickens day. Thats right. Respect, said President Trump trying to spell chickens. [ light laughter ] that was my favorite one, so there you go. [ light laughter ] sometimes sometimes we diverge. [ light laughter ] thats right. Today was respect for chickens day. Which is information that would have been useful to me before lunch. [ light laughter ] according t
Musical guest thundercat featuring Michael Mcdonald and Kenny Loggins. And the legendary roots crew. Questlove 685, samoa. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Oh, so happy to be back. I know, i know, i know. I know. [ cheers ] im not sure. Questlove, im not sure about it, but im growing it out. [ cheers ] i know i dont know. Well get into it. [ light laughter ] i want to grow a mustache, but this is a baby step. Steve yeah, ill talk about it later. Jimmy yeah, well talk about it later. Im a little embarrassed by it. First, lets get to some jokes. Welcome, thank you very much for being here. Appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] guys, were about two weeks away from the start of summer [ cheers and applause ] yes. Two weeks away. And thanks to trumps climate plan, we may never see the end of it. [ applause ] nothing but summer. Thats right. Last week, President Trump announced the United States will withdraw from the paris climate agreement. Tr
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And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 687, new caledonia. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thats what im talking about. Looking good out there. Welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Some big news out of washington this morning. President trump tweeted that hes nominating Christopher Wray to be the new director of the fbi and called him a man of impeccable credentials. Wray was like, thanks, can i put that on my resume when you fire me . [ laughter and applause ] thank you so much. This is interesting, i read that wray was actually Chris Christies lawyer. [ laughter ] he helped christie with the bridgegate scandal and also got restraining orders dropped from seven kfcs. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy seven. [ applause ] steve seven. Jimmy seven. Steve thats a lot of kfcs. Jimmy he tried steve yeah. Jimmy for
Roots crew. Questlove 687, new caledonia. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy welcome. Thats what im talking about. Looking good out there. Welcome, everybody, welcome. Welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. Heres what people are talking about. Some big news out of washington this morning. President trump tweeted that hes nominating Christopher Wray to be the new director of the fbi and called him a man of impeccable credentials. Wray was like, thanks, can i put that on my resume when you fire me . [ laughter and applause ] thank you so much. This is interesting, i read that wray was actually Chris Christies lawyer. [ laughter ] he helped christie with the bridgegate scandal and also got restraining orders dropped from seven kfcs. Steve wow. [ laughter ] jimmy seven. [ applause ] steve seven. Jimmy seven. Steve thats a lot of kfcs. Jimmy he tried steve yeah. Jimmy former fbi director james comey