of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
was not a school bus crash. want to know why? greg: why kat: dylan snoop dylan? kat: yeah. dylan s a hero. because there was a medical incident, bus driver passed out, dylan jumped up and saved the day, moved the bus out of getting, you know, a mass would have certainly been a mass casually incident. and this is why i don t believe in driver s licenses. greg: why? kat: dylan did just fine, why because he s 13. greg: you want to hear something really weird? okay. his last name is reeves. think about movies that have buses stopped. emily: keanu reeves. greg: keanu reeves in speed and ohs christopher reeves in super man. isn t this creepy? it s all about the name reeves. emily: that is crazy. greg: i think my face is frozen. my mom always warned me about this. all right, i don t know who won.
oscar winner clint eastwood, one of the greats by anyone s measure, legendary actor in hollywood. what you may not know, his son scott is also in the business trying to make his own mark. michael at that marrow got a chance to sit down with scott eastwood seeing what it is like to follow in dad s very large footsteps. you have to ask yourself one question. do i feel lucky. well, do you, punk? it isn t easy following in those footsteps. scott eastwood decided to blaze his own trail, using his mother s name reeves. now he goes by eastwood. everybody wanted to represent scott eastwood, but no one wanted to do scott reeves. i wanted to prove it to myself. he landed small parts in films like flags of our fathers and american crime.