then all the booking information so you can only repeat yourself over and over again before you re desperately, desperately looking for something to add and i can get they were excited about the weight thing and extra three minutes out of that. that s probably more what it is than anything. greg: i got to say, i think the mug shot is amazing and i don t care if he prepared for it. i think a reckoning is coming. you don t do this to half of america and expect that it s gob that go away. i mean, i don t know if i would feel good about this if it was hillary or if it was joe biden. but from now on, i [bleep] am. i am. i don t like revenge. but now i love it. before we g a quick reminder, i ve got some special guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour. that s september 16th reading,
mugshot looks like. and then, you know, all the bookinngtiong information. so you can only repeat yourself over and over again before look your desperately looking for something to add so i coulmethid get they were excited to be like, oh, the weight thing got an extra 3 minutes out of that. t it that s probably more what it than i got to say. i mean, i thind k the mug shot is amazing. don t care if he prepared for c it. i also think a reckoning is cominyot dog. you don t do this to a half of america and expect that it s going to go away.i i mean, i, i don t know. i would feel good about this if it was hillary or if it was joe biden. but from now on, i am. i am. all right. i don t like revenge, but now i love it. before we go, a quickk reminy reminder, i ve got some special guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jamie lizzo, jim norton, joe nick dipaolo.syv
was like what happened. it was i assume a drunkle fight. i have a question for martha because we share a wall our offices are next to each other so she knows i come to work every day in a track suit and hoodie and i don t have a corset on. do you think i m a violent person? martha: i think it could possibly go down that road kat: i ve never been in a fight ever. not to brag. greg: you have stabbed people kat: no. why does everybody always think that? i mean, nobody s offends these pontoon jerks, there s no like bail fund for these losers. everybody hates these guys. tyrus: at least give them free fight lessons, the least they can do. jamie: there s actually a go fund yourself. greg: all right, before we go a quick reminder. i have some amazing guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jim morton, joe mackey and nick
you re like the mr. olympia of being phony. yeah. you have your muscles fophoneyre lying. must be massive. yes. just pretend at least. but couldn t be bothered to do that. well, i know that i would definitelythat recognize my grandchildren, but not no. children just skip them. just deny. but then recognize the grandchildren just to recogf the rotten kids that i have at i ve yet to, though. deciding that you re alle goright before we go, as i mentioned, i got a few extra friends and guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, including shallow lists, our norton mackest ow,y. a depaulo this is amazing. it s like an all star. l september 16th ready to go tog gutfeld dot com for ticket info. up next, crime and filth are fine, but not ellen s. if you ll be in the new york area and would like free tickets to see gutfeld go to foxnews.com slash gutfelds.cu and click on the link to join our studio audience. runs m
realistic about what we re doing as standup cop i cans and it is this line of what you can say and what people will shush you down for saying. it is a unfortunate because the best jokes are the ones that make you laugh before you had a chance to think about it. it plugs into something before you can get offended or annoyed or have this boiler plate reaction and i think that s a very good way to counsel indicate with people. to get in there before that filter comes through and that s what i think it would be sad if we missed that. because those jokes that have some kind of truth to them, otherwise you wouldn t laugh at them. and anything that exposes the truth i think is very important. kat: i agree. before we go you guys should all come by my book tour it s going to be the best time if you miss you ll be mad at yourself. in chicago on april 30th, in washington, dc on may 6th. get tickets go to the link tree on my bio on twitter or instagram i would love to see you there. we re goin