Time time time time time greg yeah. Did you ever wonder how local news becomes national . It napped montgomery, alabama. A cityowned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. Mind you what youre about to see is disturbing. So if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. Get out the way [screaming and yelling] greg well, thats disgusting. Appalling. And when im disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. Oh, new angle. Check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. Hey, hey, hey oh, my god that hurts. And then more people jumped in to defend the guy and it turned into quite the melee or what the irish call, friday night. But its what the rest of us might call just plain good tv which explains how this quickly went from a local story to a national one.
show. you might know him from the legendary movie good fellas and here s one of my favorite scenes. hey pauly. i m telling you i could tell anybody my son could be anybody. you don t mess around with that garbage okay. what garbage pauly. don t make a jerk out of me. don t do it. i won t. don t do it. okay. i wouldn t. you only understand you re on the air because i got you a job right. yeah. you see anybody messing with your show you re going to tell me right? i swear pauly. i swear. go do your show. thanks pauly. get in there. he ain t a bad kid. needs another couple smacks, though. [cheers and applause] greg: i will, i will never wash my face again. luckily he didn t slap me on the ass. [laughter] greg: on to the news. it s fun to see what happens when so-called compassionate libs gets a taste of their own no cost compassion, you know, the kind they prescribe for other people because they don t have to pay the price but you do. take immigrat
show. you might know him from the legendary movie good fellas and here s one of my favorite scenes. hey pauly. i m telling you i could tell anybody my son could be anybody. you don t mess around with that garbage okay. what garbage pauly. don t make a jerk out of me. don t do it. i won t. don t do it. okay. i wouldn t. you only understand you re on the air because i got you a job right. yeah. you see anybody messing with your show you re going to tell me right? i swear pauly. i swear. go do your show. thanks pauly. get in there. he ain t a bad kid. needs another couple smacks, though. [cheers and applause] greg: i will, i will never wash my face again. luckily he didn t slap me on the ass. [laughter] greg: on to the news. it s fun to see what happens when so-called compassionate libs gets a taste of their own no cost compassion, you know, the kind they prescribe for other people because they don t have to pay the price but you do. take immigrat
was like what happened. it was i assume a drunkle fight. i have a question for martha because we share a wall our offices are next to each other so she knows i come to work every day in a track suit and hoodie and i don t have a corset on. do you think i m a violent person? martha: i think it could possibly go down that road kat: i ve never been in a fight ever. not to brag. greg: you have stabbed people kat: no. why does everybody always think that? i mean, nobody s offends these pontoon jerks, there s no like bail fund for these losers. everybody hates these guys. tyrus: at least give them free fight lessons, the least they can do. jamie: there s actually a go fund yourself. greg: all right, before we go a quick reminder. i have some amazing guest comedians for the next stop on my book tour, tom shillue, jim morton, joe mackey and nick
that it brands itself as the happiest place on earth. greg: right kat: because i don t think that s true. because you go there and you re not having the happiest time. you re like, oh, i don t know if i want to be alive anymore. this is the happiest it ever gets for me. they set the expectations so high and it s the most mediocre place on earth at best and it costs a lot more than that. greg: yeah. you definitely have more fun with like 300 bucks just down the road kat: yes. that s what i did when i was a kid greg: and i don t even know what i m joey: you ve been in orlando. you know greg: yes. i ve been in orlando. the city. pervert. jamie i hesitated bringing up this segment with you because i thought it might bring up bitter memories of going to the amusement parks with your wife and now she s with her boyfriend the body builder the