Everybody. But first, but first breaking news about the future of human communication. U. S. A. Today says brace your phones, 157 new emojis are coming this year. The new emojis include new hair styles for men and women. There are also new foods including a bagel, cupcake, lettuce and salt. They already added the bacon last time around and new animals like a hypo, kangaroo, llama and peacock. There will also be a lobster emoji. Trevor finally finally. What is all these new emojis can i text the story that time the lobster gave me a terrible hair quut, yes. This is fun. Mi always excited when we get new emojis but i will say this, 157 new emojis . Like how long is it going to take to scroll through all those screens now . Like im just like doing all of this just to find the eggplant, you know . There by the time i find it whole foods will be out of eggplant, come on, people. Text them to give me eggplant. Im just saying at some point you have to make room. You get rid of the old ones to
Hill of human skulls. So lay off administrator scott pruitt. He knows of what he speefntle as scott said, why should the government pick winners and losers . Those are picked in thunder dome announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight a warning from only rosa. Stephen teefn welcomes joel mchale, yara shahidi and joywave live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody up there, down here, all around the world welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Under donald trump, terrifying news comes from the darnedest places. The latest is from tonights new episode of Celebrity Big Brother only cbs. But i dont have tell you, because you all watched. Weve talked about this. Okay. Im going to check one day. You will be embarrassed. One of the celebrity roommates on this seasons Celebrity Big Brother is former white house advisor and woman with some no
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Noel gallaghers high flying bi, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 818, like san fernando valley. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it that is how you do it, right there. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy this is it, baby. I love it. So happy youre here. Heres what people are talking about. Did you guys hear about this . Apparently President Trump wants to hold a big military parade in washington. Yep, it would have tanks, airplanes and soldiers marching and at the end of the parade, trump would be like, wait, wheres santa . [ laughter and applause ] i was looking at trumps schedule today and i saw that hes hosting a National Prayer breakfast dinner. [ laughter ] i guess the only way you can get trump to attend an event is by having two meals in the title. And you go like [ applause ] tomorrow im hosting a Charity Brunch lunch. [ l