Noel gallaghers high flying bi, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 818, like san fernando valley. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats how you do it that is how you do it, right there. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] steve yeah jimmy this is it, baby. I love it. So happy youre here. Heres what people are talking about. Did you guys hear about this . Apparently President Trump wants to hold a big military parade in washington. Yep, it would have tanks, airplanes and soldiers marching and at the end of the parade, trump would be like, wait, wheres santa . [ laughter and applause ] i was looking at trumps schedule today and i saw that hes hosting a National Prayer breakfast dinner. [ laughter ] i guess the only way you can get trump to attend an event is by having two meals in the title. And you go like [ applause ] tomorrow im hosting a Charity Brunch lunch. [ laughter ] but get this, you guys, the Trump Administration is thinking about adding work requirements and raising rent for People Living in public housing. Americans are like, great, lets start with the white house. Steve ho hey oh [ applause ] jimmy perfect. This is going viral. Did you see this clip of trump boarding air force one . Did you see this . Steve yes. Jimmy weve all seen the wind do some crazy things to Donald Trumps hair, but nothing quite like this. Steve no. Jimmy take a look. This is real. [ laughter ] steve oh jimmy yeah, all right, yeah, yeah, watch. Steve oh. Jimmy did his head just flash me . Steve yes. Jimmy i mean i have no idea what i just saw. [ cheers and applause ] what did i just see . Steve cause its pixelated. Jimmy is anyone else kind of relieved that there wasnt a a face on the back of his head . cause it was like [ laughter ] this is pretty cool, though. Elon musk, that dudes interesting. Steve oh, come on. Jimmy i like what he did. He just does crazy i love that guy. So he wants to send humans to mars, so he Just Launched an unmanned rocket that was the biggest ever to make it into space. And he said that it would either be a success or a great fireworks display. [ laughter ] which is also what my dad says whenever he deep fries a a turkey. Hes like, hold on to your eyebrows [ applause ] the big news back on earth is that kylie jenner finally announced the name of her baby. [ cheers and applause ] thats right. It is stormi with an i steve oh. Jimmy yeah. Which means her next three kids will be named sunny, cloudy, and chance of meatballs. [ applause ] you guys, valentines day is coming up, and i saw that two restaurants here in new york city were just named on open tables, 100 most romantic restaurants in america. [ audience oohs ] they picked the river cafe in brooklyn. And then long shot is chilis too at laguardia. Steve really . [ laughter ] wow well, this is kind of crazy, a a new study finds mcdonalds french fries can actually help cure baldness. So its a great choice for guys. Skinny and bald or fat and hairy . [ laughter ] [ applause ] finally, i heard that a girl scout in san diego is being investigated for selling cookies outside a marijuana dispensary. [ laughter ] if its true, shell be given the badge for smartest girl scout ever. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots 2018, yo 2018 its time for you to stop sitting around right now. Come on, get up and dance [ cheers and applause ] jimmy come on thats how you that is exactly what you need. Thats what you need. Thats how you do it right there. That is multiple grammy Award Winning artist tye tribbett sitting in with the roots tonight. Yes looking good, buddy. Thank you sir, thank you sir. Jimmy his album the bloody win is available now. Thank you so much for being here and bringing all your good vibes and energy. We love you. Thanks for having em and god bless you, jimmy. Thank you. God bless. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, this is kind of cool news. I want to quickly mention something were doing for the olympics, starting february 19th, well be airing special fiveminute versions of the tonight show. Were calling it the fallon five. And were going to do every single night after primetime coverage to go watch all your favorite olympic events and then after that, you can watch us to get caught up with some jokes, celebrity guests. Lots of other stuff planned. February 19th through the 23rd, look for us every night. Very exciting. Thats what were doing. [ cheers and applause ] were on during the olympics. Yeah. Jimmy guys, we have a great show tonight. She stars in the stage production of cat on a hot tin roof. Its being released in movie theaters around the world, february 22nd. Sienna miller is on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] steve oh, oh jimmy i love Sienna Miller steve shes delightful. Jimmy shes the best. Were going to talk with Sienna Miller and then she and i are going to do a lip flip. Steve ew. Jimmy yeah, plus, besides being an amazing athlete, he is hosting an incredible event this friday called night to shine. Tim tebow is stopping by. Steve oh [ cheers and applause ] jimmy and we have great music tonight. Oh, i love them. Noel gallaghers high flying bi are on the show tonight [ cheers and applause ] thats noel. Steve right. Jimmy and thats his birds steve oh, theyre highflying. Jimmy theyre pretty highflying. Steve they are. Perfect formation, too. Jimmy is that the grand canyon . No, mars . Steve could be. [ laughter ] mars aint the kind of place to raise your kids. [ laughter ] jimmy its cold. Steve yeah, its cold as hell. Jimmy thats not noel. Let me see this. No, thats not noel, thats you cant see where noel is, thats not him. Hes taking the photo. [ laughter ] steve you think hes taking the photo . Is that him lying down . Is that a silhouette of his see him laying down there theres his hair. Yeah, there, now now youre jimmy can you zoom out a a little bit. Steve yeah. Jimmy like thats his nose . Steve yep. [ laughter ] eyes, yeah jimmy thats noel. Steve yep, he grew a beard. Jimmy he grew a beard and this is People Living on the surface of Noel Gallaghers body . Steve yeah. Kind of like a microbiome kind of thing. Jimmy that was originally the original title. Steve what . People living on the surface . Jimmy People Living on the surface of Noel Gallaghers body. [ laughter ] steve but then they just changed it to hot jimmy they changed it back to this, its called, who built the moon . Steve really . Jimmy yeah. [ laughter ] steve fallon five jimmy fallon five, five minutes, randomly, throughout the olympics. [ laughter ] steve a second here, second here, you dont know when its going to be. Jimmy its a total. Five minutes total. Steve yeah, but they dont tell you when. Jimmy no, february 19th through the 23rd. Steve monday through friday. Jimmy its a gamble. Its like a scratch off lottery ticket. Steve yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know if were going to win, but youve got to be in it to win it, man. Ill be in the building ready to go. Steve you got to jimmy ive got my tie on, i got my hair all slicked back, ready to go. And if they call on me, im ready to tell jokes. Steve yeah. Jimmy im here for you, man. Im going for the gold, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] steve all right, comedy gold, comedy gold, fallon five. [ applause ] jimmy guys i thought you were getting into a song or something. Questlove yeah, i did too. Jimmy okay. Steve sorry. Jimmy hey, guys, you know how they say a picture is worth a thousand words . Well, its also worth one meme. Ill show what im talking about. Its time for this week in memes. Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] this week in memes this week in memes yeah jimmy first up, lets take a look at this photo of donald trump. This meme is called when youre parallel parking and hear that crunch sound. [ applause ] steve oh oh. Jimmy next we have a photo of vladimir putin. His meme is called when you eat the rocky road too fast. [ applause ] steve brain freeze. Jimmy brain freeze. [ laughter ] heres a classic photo of two dogs. [ audience aws ] their meme says, when dat uber driver got too much cologne on. And you go [ laughter ] steve roll the window down. Jimmy heres another photo of donald trump. [ laughter ] his meme says, when everybodys proud you sang the whole alphabet by yourself. [ applause ] heres a photo of german chancellor angela merkel. Her meme says, when bae say he workin and comes home covered in glitter. Oh, boy. [ laughter and applause ] steve no, no, nein, nein, nein. Jimmy next up is a photo of a panda. Steve yeah jimmy this meme says, when you remove the last pringle at the bottom of the can without breaking it. [ applause ] oh, yeah, success steve pringles. Jimmy what . Steve pringle. Jimmy what did you say . Steve i said. Pringles [ laughter ] jimmy like blurred lines . Pringles why are you nodding yes for . It makes no sense. Blurred lines doesnt rhyme with pringles. Questlove or poison. Jimmy oh, yeah. Steve oh, yeah. That girl is Pringles Pringles my hand is right in the can nobody can eat just one [ laughter ] once you pop you cant stop from the bottom to the top [ cheers and applause ] jimmy next we have one more photo of trump. His meme is called, when you tryin to leave, but your hair tryin to stay. [ laughter ] [ applause ] come on, all right, all right, lets work together. And finally, heres a photo of kim jongun. His meme says, ermhagerd erf yer herpy and yer kner ert, clerp yer hernds. That was it. This week in memes. Well be right back with more on the tonight show, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] you owned your car for four years. You named it brad. You loved brad. And then you totaled him. You two had been through everything together. Two boyfriends, three jobs. Youre like nothing can replace brad. Then Liberty Mutual calls. And you break into your happy dance. If you sign up for better car replacement™, well pay for a car thats a model year newer with 15,000 fewer miles than your old one. Liberty stands with you™. Liberty mutual insurance. elevator speaker going down. Oh no. Peter . Its kristy. Camp jenkins . Maybe this will jog your memory. Alexa, play my funky place. alexa playing your music. Remember our dance . Yeah, im not peter. Alexa, note to self. Take the stairs next time. Get a free moto mod with amazon alexa when you buy a moto z2. Available at major carriers. Feel the poweren you buy a moto z2. Of thenew power. Smax. 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Here we go. [ cheers and applause ] tonight show kid letters kid letters tonight show jimmy now, we get letters from kids all over the world. They send us ideas, jokes, suggestions for the show. Theyre always great. I wanted to share some with you, right now. These are real letters from real kids. We did not make this up. Our first kid letter comes from brady. Hes 11 years old. And he says, from brady to jimmy fallon. Do you have to sign a contract every year, or every five years . How do you get money . Do you have a big house . [ laughter and applause ] ill stop you right there, brady. I think you need to talk to my agent. [ light laughter ] and get that personal questions. This next one from caitlin, age 7. Dear jimmy fallon, i think youre really funny. My mom is a big fan. Here is what you would look like with a big head and a a small body. [ light laughter ] theres the drawing right there. [ laughter and applause ] not that far off. Yeah. She included a joke. It says, knock, knock. Whos there . Jimmy. Jimmy, who . Jimmy some food, im starving. Hows that . [ laughter ] steve because your body is so tiny. Jimmy pretty good. This one is from benjamin, age 10. It says, dear jimmy, i love your show and i challenge you to a danceoff. Invite me to your studio and i could beat you in a danceoff. Heres a picture of our danceoff. You are sweating and im still going. [ laughter ] look at this. Can we see picture . Look at the picture. [ laughter ] this one is from izzy, age 12. It says, whats up . My names from izzy, im from england, u. K. , and i love your show. No offense, ive never watched the full show. [ light laughter ] dont worry, its not your fault. Its just that in the u. K. We dont have american talk shows unless we pay. So once again, no offense, not worth the money. [ laughter and applause ] steve what . Izzy what . Izzyburn. Jimmy yeah. Got to get going. Nice talking to you, bye. Thank you, izzy. No no offense taken. Steve no. [ english accent ] jimmy not worth the money. Steve not worth it. Jimmy no, thank you. [ light laughter ] steve izzy. Jimmy this one is from elliot, age 7. It says, hey, jimmy, look under there. Okay, under where . [ light laughter ] it says, haha, i made you say underwear. That is a grape joke. [ light laughter ] [ applause ] that is a pretty grape joke. This last ones from mayah, shes 5 years old. It says from mayah to jimmy. I wish you were super, super funny. [ light laughter ] you are super funny, but i want you to be funnier. [ laughter ] you could be funnier by doing silly dance movements. Lets look at the drawing of the dancing shes got me doing there. [ laughter ] i think i could pull that dance move off for you, mayah. Roots, can you give me some silly dance music . [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] thats all the time we have for kid letters. Thank you to all the kids who send letters. 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Com [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our first guest tonight stars in the play cat on a hot tin roof, which is being shown in movie theaters around the world on february 22nd. Everyone, please welcome, Sienna Miller [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. Sienna hi, jimmy. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Thanks. Jimmy i love having you here. I love being here. Jimmy i dont know if you know this, but jimmy im going to be at the olympics. [ laughter ] youre on the olympics. Jimmy well, im on the olympics. Yes, thank you. Competing . Jimmy no, im not really competing. Against myself. Okay. [ light laughter ] jimmy competing against myself. February 19th through the 23rd. Im lucky enough doing what . Doing what . Jimmy nbc let me have five minutes of time. Five minutes . Jimmy five random minutes to do whatever id like to do. In one go, or spread out . Jimmy no, thats the question. I didnt read i didnt read the contract. Are you excited about the olympics . Do you care about the olympics . Yeah, i do care i love watching the olympics. Jimmy you do . Winter olympics, yes. Jimmy did you ever compete in a sport . I did. I once snuck on to a ski team at school. Jimmy i was going to say you look like a skier. Really . Jimmy yeah. No, no, no, i wasnt. I couldnt ski. Jimmy you snuck on. The way to get on the team was to do a very fast time down a dry slope. And i wanted to go, because my best friend was on the team. So i just went straight. Got on the team, like nailed it, on to the team. Jimmy you got the boots, you got the skis . You got the whole deal . I borrowed my mothers like 80s like a turquoise 80s sort of puffer thing, with like a pink diamond on the back. And got there and didnt really realize that this was a a professional thing. Like, seriously high i could snowplow like that a little. Jimmy but did you have to go through the so there was like a ticker. But what happened was the olympic bronze medalist at the time, chemmy alcott. I dont know if shes competing. She might she might have retired, cause were a bit older now. But she was there. She had won a bronze medal. And you got paired against someone. And as luck would have it, i got paired against the olympic bronze medalist, chemmy alcott. I had a riding hat without the silk, and like a puffy suit. She had likra, like a a streamlined thing. A trainer rubbing her legs. I was like [ laughter ] jimmy a trainer rubbing her legs . [ light laughter ] i swear. I swear. I swear to god, this is a true story. And i remember looking over, and being like, its all right, its all right. And she was like she was gone like a bullet out of a gun. I made it around the first turn jimmy yeah. Dropped a pole. Like, made it with another one. I ended up falling on my face. There was a commentary. They were like, shes still going i had [ laughter ] i swear to god jimmy she is going to make it down the mountain. Shes unbelievable. I went jimmy shes snowballing down the mountain, getting bigger. It is an avalanche. I went on my face, and crossed the finish line on one ski and got a standing ovation. Jimmy yes thats what im talking about thats why you never quit [ cheers and applause ] thats why never quit, yeah. Jimmy you never quit. Pal, talk to me about this. You just you took a trip to africa. Yes. Jimmy what was this for again that you do . So, i went with this Organization Called the International Medical corps, who are amazing. They do health care, and kind of nutrition. And they do everything for refugees in crisis zones. So theres this big disaster in nigeria with boko haram survivors, or people who have fled because of boko haram, the islamist extremist group. And so i went to visit some of their programs, which was incredible and jimmy amazing, huh . Yeah, brutal, and sad and sort of perspectivewise, just invaluable. Jimmy good for you for doing that. And it was amazing. But theyre a great organization, so nice to talk about them. Jimmy yeah. Im glad you do stuff like that, because every time you come on the show, we always joke around, we talk about i know, cooking. Jimmy talk about whatever. Exactly, yeah. Chickens. Jimmy yeah, you did cause we had chickens once. Yeah. Yeah, i remember. Everybody knows. Jimmy uh, yeah, sorry. Old stories to me. Okay, move on. [ light laughter ] but then you come here, and you go on broadway, you act like its no big deal, and you just crush. And then you play in the east end in london east end . Jimmy west end. West end. Jimmy sorry, west end. West end, yes. Jimmy you watch the eastenders in together in the west end. Yes. Jimmy so, youre in the west end. You do this cat on a hot tin roof which is tennessee williams. Yes. Jimmy crush it you crush it. Well jimmy and the reviews ben brantley loved you. Yeah, hes tough. Jimmy he doesnt like hes tough. Jimmy no, hes a toughie. The new york times, man. We dont fool around here in new york. But then how did it end up, now its in theaters . So they do this thing called nt live. Its the National Theatre, and they film plays. Which is such a weird experience. Jimmy cool i mean its amazing, because it means that people who dont go to theater can see a play. But when youre doing a play you never imagine like, its different. Youre kind of louder, and bigger, and, like jimmy yeah. Suddenly theyre filming, so i dont know jimmy youre playing to the house. I cant watch this. But its they film the play, and it means that everybody can see shows that and its a a onenight event. So itll be jimmy february 22nd. 2,500 screens across the world in one night. Jimmy its cool. Its cool. Its cool. Jimmy cause youre playing for a theatre, not, you dont know whos yeah, so i mean its a tv studio. Jimmy the world. I know. Jimmy well, i cant wait to check it out. Cat on a hot tin roof. February 22nd, everybody. Yeah, thank you. Jimmy Sienna Miller. 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Its time for lip flip. [ cheers and applause ] its a lip flip when you flip your lip its a lip flip yeah jimmy cheerio [ laughter ] cheerio. Hi. Im Sienna Miller from bloody england. [ laughter ] you know what i always say, keep calm and carry on woo, woo, woo, woo, ya ooh, ooh, ooh. [ mimicking air horn ] air horn air horn [ laughter ] [ air horn ] [ mimicking air horn ] [ laughter ] speaking of england, have you seen the crown . Its very accurate. I should know, because im very british. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] ya know hey you know, i havent seen the crown, cause im kind of too busy being the king of freak, move your head. Of [ laughter ] of freaking jimmy sorry, do it again. Uh [ laughter ] okay. You know, i havent seen the crown, because im too busy kind of being like the [ bleep ] king of new york. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] hey, im jimmy fallon. Where are you . Im [ laughter ] [ laughter ] hey. Hey. Hey, im jimmy fallon, and im walking here. I spend my days hailing new york cabs, eating new york bagels, taking selfies at the statue of liberty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] [ laughter ] jimmy jimmy, besides [ laughter ] wah [ laughter ] wah [ laughter ] wah [ laughter ] im sorry, sorry jimmy. Thats never been like me. I apologize. [ laughter ] but i really wanted to say [ laughter ] im a little baby. And i have to confess something. I dont know how to make a a selfie face. How do you do it . Yeah, yeah. You just, uh, yeah, yo, try try this. [ laughter ] no, no. More like this. [ laughter ] jimmy hey, lets go to the next closet. Hey, yeah, thats right. Thats my new voice. Im Sienna Miller over here. What you looking at, you losers [ laughter ] hey. [ laughter ] [ gibberish ] i dont think we should be filming this bit, should we . You know, thats jimmys bit that youre [ laughter ] jimmy now, jimmy, you have to tell me one more thing. Ive always fancied your beautiful singing voice. [ laughter ] um, yeah, well, then, why dont we just, like like come back. [ laughter ] like, do a duet. Like, right now. Jimmy all right. [ laughter ] id love to. All right. Heres a Little Something i like to sing when i walk around new york city in the snow. These boots are made for walking and thats just what theyll do and one of these days these boots are going to walk all over you [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats lip flip my thanks to Sienna Miller well be right back with tim tebow everybody [ cheers and applause ] sup, world . Its the box with 30 savings for safe drivers. Coming at you with my brandnew vlog. Just making some ice in my freezer here. So check back for that followup vid. This is my cashew guy bruno. Holler at em, brun. Kicking it live and direct here at the fountain. Should i go habanero or maui onion . Should i buy a chinchilla . Comment below. Did i mention i save people 620 for switching . Chinchilla update got that chinchilla after all. Say what up, rocco. 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Or no, a week from friday. Jimmy wow. Its all happening, right . Its so fast. Jimmy yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, first of all, i have a a lot of questions for you. What did you think what did you think of the super bowl . I thought it was an awesome game. I mean, i honestly thought tom brady was going to win it in the end though. Jimmy well, i think [ cheers ] [ audience groans ] i know, but the roots im not saying i was rooting for them. Im just saying, tom brady has got the ball, two minutes to go. Jimmy now, let me tell you something Brandon Graham came up with an awesome play. Jimmy questlove, all of you guys all said that, by the way. I was in the room with you. [ light laughter ] but now they want to argue. Jimmy well, there was ten seconds left, and quest goes, i dont know, i dont trust tom brady, man. Theres ten i go, theres no way he can score more than eight points. And he goes, yeah, he can. Hes tom brady. He can do it. [ light laughter ] everyone was like, dont talk, dont talk. Theres Something Special about that guy. Jimmy well, you played for both teams, didnt you . I did. For like 15 minutes. And then, each one cut me, so [ laughter ] jimmy so, you were like i hope no one wins. So, i have that going for me, which is nice. Thanks for bringing that up. Jimmy oh, yeah, sorry about that. [ laughter ] youre like, but who cares about this game anyway . Yeah, i just want to watch just get me justin timberlake. Watch, justin, yeah. Lets talk about your your baseball. Because that is just on fire right now. Congratulations. Thank you. Jimmy last time you were here [ cheers and applause ] i mean, really. Its a great story. Forget about football. Were focused on baseball. Thats it. Thats what were doing right now. Jimmy thats what its all about. Lets go. Jimmy so the last so youre about to go where st. Lucie . Port port st. Lucie, spring training. Jimmy port st. Lucie in florida with the mets. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i think you im telling you, man. Well, you were great last season. Youre a baseball guy, too. Jimmy im a baseball guy. Im an everything guy. I like the mets, yeah. I watched the movie. [ light laughter ] jimmy you saw the movie. Oh, i saw it. Jimmy thank you. Yeah, i appreciate it. [ light laughter ] thank you, buddy. Youre the person that saw it. But so what are you what are you focusing on now . Youre just like, this i want to just be in the major leagues . This is it. Well, the goal is to get to the major leagues, for sure. Last year was my first year of playing after taking 12 years off and not playing since my junior year of high school. So huge transition. Huge obstacle. And, of course, no one thinks i can do it. But, i love trying to prove people wrong. So im excited about this now. Jimmy yes [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. That thats why i love you, man. Your first atbat last spring training, first atbat, you get up and hit a home run. I know. Jimmy i mean, what . I didnt know what was going on. Jimmy no one i think i closed my eyes and swung. I dont know. Jimmy thats not true. But its the story ever. Does that make you does that make you like im going to have a great season, man. It does give you so much confidence. And i knew it was a big atbat, because it was my first atbat. And so, obvio they go live to espn. And all of these people are you know, because its your first atbat. Jimmy yeah. And your first pitch. Jimmy yeah. And i dont know, i was aggressive. I was so nervous. I just swung. And thankfully, it went out. Jimmy i mean, thats just like thats such a good story. Thats such a great story. Youre like, i am so cool right now. Since you joined the columbia fireflies, average attendance is up 40 . 40. Dude, youre magic, man. People want to see you. [ applause ] fans love you. They show up. So its cool. Im always grateful for the support. Jimmy i know. Youre always good youre great to your fans. And youre great to everybody. I will say that about you. Youve been on the show a bunch of times. Every single time you blow me away by what you do, what you give back. Its amazing. But ive seen some fans of yours get a little crazy out of control. And they have gotten tattoos of you. Oh, yes. Theres been some crazy ones. Jimmy does that freak you out, someone has a tattoo of your face . Not as much any more, because ive seen so many of them. But the first time it freaked me out. Jimmy this dudes got a a tattoo of your face. Yeah, on his calf. Jimmy no, its on his shin right there. Yeah. So, the first time i saw that guy, i landed in nashville, im riding down the escalator and hes sitting there holding his pants up pointing at it. And im like, what the heck just happened . [ laughter ] jimmy can i go back up the down escalator . And hes like, hey, will you sign the back . And i was like jimmy no. Well, i said, sure. Jimmy yeah. You did it. So, i signed it and i saw him a year later, and he had that signature tattooed around it with it. Jimmy see, i dont mess with dudes let me tell you something. [ light laughter ] i dont have any tattoos, but i know around the shin is the toughest place to get a tattoo. I wouldnt know, but jimmy thats a tough thats like thats for i see him, like, all the time. Jimmy thats a hes a a tough dude. A lot of games. Those ticket stubs youre talking about lots of games. Jimmy thats all him. Yeah. Hes good [ light laughter ] im just saying, hes a tough dude. Because thats right on the bone. Thats going to kill. This guy, i would be friends with him. Yeah. [ light laughter ] then theres this dude. This is this is me the other day before i got to work i took a picture. Of a that oh jimmy look at that one. Across his whole thats almost like some were you in a band like, a a heavy metal band . [ laughter ] i dont i dont get it. Jimmy no, yeah. Its intense. Jimmy its pretty intense. But i think its kind of cool. Yeah. Jimmy then, this one this is my favorite one. [ light laughter ] i dont even understand what it is. Oh [ laughter and applause ] jimmy says, tebow time. And its you as like a centaur. Its half you, half horse. So ive heard about it. And this guy, i think, actually, lost a bet. It was a bet about how many games we would win and, yeah, he lost. [ laughter ] and thats actually, his thats his thigh. Jimmy i know i had to look for it thats an awkward place to be. Jimmy i thought at one point i saw all this hair, i thought it was his arm. And i go, man, hes got a a hairy arm. But its his thigh. It is his thigh. Guess we could zoom out so you could see that. Imagine if you have to you have to have that the rest of your life. [ laughter ] jimmy i mean you shouldnt gamble, man. Learn your lesson. I want to talk about your foundation and what youre doing. This friday, youre doing this giant event. We talked about it last time. Night to shine. Yes. Jimmy and how do we find out about it . Go to tim tebow timtebowfoundation. Org. Jimmy its a great thing you do every year. Thank you. What it is, its a worldwide prom for people with special needs. And so on friday night, all around the world, 16 countries and all throughout the united states, there will be 537 proms for people with special needs taking place. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it is it is phenomenal. It is so cool. Because you set up you set up this like a like a red carpet red carpets, every single one of them. Paparazzi. Cheering. Karaoke. Everything. And the best part is, every single one of them is crowned as king or queen of the prom. Over 100,000 kings or queens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you guys its not to late to get involved. If you want to volunteer or donate to night to shine, visit timtebowfoundation. Org. Youre a good man, dude. Thanks, brother. Appreciate it. Jimmy were rooting for you. [ cheers and applause ] ill see you on the mets. Yes, you will. Jimmy im gonna go. Ill be there first game. Tim tebow, everybody well be right back with a a performance from Noel Gallaghers high flying birds [ cheers and applause ] lets dream. Oh, oh big. Times are changing we are a troop. Light em up oh, oh do you believe that you can win this fight tonight [ cheers and applause ] jimmy we love this guy right here. Performing its a beautiful world off his new album, who built the moon, please welcome back, Noel Gallaghers high flying bi [ cheers and applause ] its like a song its like a prayer its like a dream you had one night and put it over there you wear it like a face you never seen before you keep it with a key you thought you found was lying on the floor its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world when we dance in the light all that is real and all that is mine is right its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world and all that is mine is right wipe away the tear that only comes with peace wipe it with the rose of love you saw was falling on the leaves do it like a dance you do it for a while and when its gone you know its gone you walk another mile its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world when we dance in the light all that is real and all that is mine is right its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world and all that is mine is right [ singing in Foreign Language ] its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world when we dance in the light all that is real and all that is mine is right its a beautiful dream a beautiful night a beautiful world when we dance in the light and all that is real and all that is mine is right all that is mine is right all that is mine is right all that is mine is right all that is mine is right [ cheers and applause ] jimmy Noel Gallaghers high flying bi everybody [ cheers and applause ] catch them on tour in the u. S. Starting this friday. My thanks to Sienna Miller, tim tebow, noel gallagher, high flying birds. [ cheers and applause ] tye tribbett right there tye tribbett [ cheers and applause ] and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching, have a a great night. I hope to see you tomorrow. Byebye everybody [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight john mulaney, congressman from massachusetts seth moulton, making the worlds best cheeseburger with matty matheson, featuring the 8g band with alan cage. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everyone doing tonight . [ cheering and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. You know, every day here we use jokes to try to bring awareness to the awful state of american politics. 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