Dogs help us defeat coronavirus. Big businesses are taking Small Business money and President Trump protects your right to get killed. Welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city, to your couch, somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor if you reach the noint quarantine when youre arguing about what your last argument is about, you probably need something to cheer you up. The best way is with a little ray of sunshine. From the beginning of time, dogs have been a mans best friend. They give us companionship, they assist the blind, and they dont make fun of us, even though theyve seen how bad we are at sex, we do it the wrong way. Dogs might be coming to the rescue again. Dogs can be trained to detect diseases like cancer and parkinsons in patient because of the change in body odor. Researchers in britain are attempting to do the same thing with coronavirus. If you can smell coronavirus after no one
Succeed, and false black power . A critique of black civil rights leaders. Host jason riley, author, columnist, contributed to the wall street journal and manhattan institute, a foxs contributor and among your books please stop helping us. You say the following,g liberalism has also succeeded tragically in convincing blacks to see themselves first and foremost as victims. Guest yes. I believe that is a big part of political strategy. They have been at it for some time and, unfortunately, theyve had a lot of success in painting blacks as primarily victims, as defined by their victimization first and foremost and then the followup is that weic have a Government Program or government solution to help you overcome your victimhood. I think its a logical strategy. Host your book writes about this. Theres been a number of essays and books on Lyndon Johnson and the Great Society. Was it a failure or a success . Guest i think if you look at the actual track record of the programs, if you look a
Colonist, contributor to the wall street journal at the manhattan institute, fox newsey contributor among your books i want to begin where your book concludes because you say the following quote, liberalism as succeeded tragically in convincing blacks to see themselves first and foremost as victims. Yes, i believe that is a big part of a political strategy actually. They have been added for some time and unfortunately they have had a lot of success in painting blacks as primarily f victims ad as defined by their demise asian first and foremost and then thei followup of course is that we have a Government Program or government solution to help you overcome your victimhood so its a political strategy. Your book writes about this and they have been a number of essays in Lyndon Johnson in the Great Society and wasnt a failure or success . I think if you look at the actual track record of the program and if you look at the goals that the objectives that were stated at the time you would hav
To commemorate everything the president didnt do. Order your coronavirus check, signed by donald trump, today. Please allow 810 weeks for delivery or longer if his hand cramps up. Its a late show with stephen colbert. Tonight whos to blame. Plus, stephen welcomes Shaquille Oneal astronaut Matt Berninger jessica meir featuring jon batiste and stay homin. and now, live on tape from a safe distance, its stephen colbert. Stephen are we rolling . Were rolling right now. And were on the air right now. What do you think of what do you think of the thing . Last night Cate Blanchett said i should have a flower or Something Back here . Is the orchid working . Or does this look like the lobby of a spa. I dont think so. I dont i dont think so. Is it real . Its real. I dont think so. Folks, if you watch the show, you know i criticize donald trump a lot, but with this coronavirus gripping our nation, i realize i dont do it enough. And i blame myself a sentence donald trump has never said. Because do
Trump sitting through a movie . Whos that guy . Why is she mad at him . Are there boobs in this . Why cant we just watch porkys . according to reports, the Treasury Department has ordered that president trumps name will be printed on Coronavirus Relief checks, which would be the first time hes ever put his name on something helpful. Thats right, president trumps name will reportedly be printed on the front of paper checks for Coronavirus Relief payments, president trumps name, however, still has yet to appear on a the reality dating show spinoff the bachelor listen to your heart premiered this week and features 20 single musicians living in a mansion. 20 single musicians living together are they trying to distract from the virus or create an Even Stronger one the Tour De France has been postponed due to the coronavirus. Well, of course it has i mean, things havent been this abundantly clear since they invented bike shorts and finally, according to a new study, eating a diet with fish,