Next week, mr. E. Teaches us how to win at life. I just came up on something i got to tell you, and you got to try it. So simple. You take a wiener. Dont cook it. You take two corn tortillas. Dont cook them. Wrap the wiener with the corn tortilla, like what you might call a wiener wrap. It tastes great. This is it, right here, the wiener inside. Or you can take 30 seconds to heat it up. Either way. Follow me on the four majors of social media. Im still blackballed in branson, so i have to slum it at the mirage in vegas. I have it on Good Authority that hamilton sucks, so come see my shows in new york city instead. A sixth shows been added. Tickets go on sale for that one tomorrow. The baby name of the week is. [ laughter ] and, finally, i wouldnt be doing my job if i didnt leave you feeling confused and or violated, which is why i brought back the tosh. 0 fanfavorite segment, unanswered questions. [ breathing heavily ] [ panting ] now, theres clearly a lot to unpack here. [ laughter ]
Brownlong was convicted of murder at 16 and set free 15 years later. Her message about keeping the faith and believing in herself. Its monday, october 28th, 2019. Heres todays eye opener, your world in 90 seconds. The United States brought the worlds numberone terrorist leader to justice. The leader of isis killed in syria. He died like a dog. He died like a coward. He was whimpering, screaming, and crying. Reporter california is under a state of emergency as wildfires continue to grow. Reporter tens of thousands of people have been ordered to evacuate. Its hard. Hard to leave, you know. Reporter california congresswoman katie hill resigns amid allegations of an inappropriate relationship with a capitol hill staffer. A manhunt underway for a gunman who opened fire at an offcampus College Party in texas killing two people. The world we live in now. Reporter the latest protests in hong kong quickly turned violent. Reporter hong kongs Financial Sector says the unrest has triggered a reces
Who . I win again all it takes to win risk chaos edition is to boldly declare victory and leave chaos in your wake you just lit the board on fire. Guess i win again. laughing hey, guys, i just got the new risk chaos edition. I win son of a bitch risk chaos edition, nothing means anything announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight burning it down plus stephen welcomes steve carell and musical guest toby keith, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey there nice to see you i like it i like it thank you thank you cheers and applause thank you, dear friends. Welcome. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. And folks cheers and applause in light of the darkness that is the trump presidency, id like to start tonight with something nice. Last night, gymnastics World Champion simone biles threw out the first pitch at
Yes, it is a real airbnb. Were going to give you a huge tour in a bit. But first a different dream came true for Felicity Huffman today. She is a free woman two days early. Felicity walked out of prison this morning. The actress served only 11 days of her actual prison time of her twoweek sentence. When you think about it, 11 days, it doesnt seem to be that great. Couldnt even serve a full two weeks. Law and Crime Networks jesse weber says felicitys team played it smart accepting an early plea deal, apologizing in court and taking advantage of prison policy. When you are scheduled to be released on the weekends or a holiday, you can actually be released on the last workday. Er8 earlier today this mercedes arrived at felicitys home. Leading everyone to wonder if she was behind those windows. Felicity checked in last tuesday at 9 00 a. M. She was in a room like this. Were told she shared it with other inmates and there was a toilet in the middle of the floor. So whats next . The emmywinn
Yes, it is a real airbnb. Were going to give you a huge tour in a bit. But first a different dream came true for Felicity Huffman today. She is a free woman two days early. Felicity walked out of prison this morning. The actress served only 11 days of her actual prison time of her twoweek sentence. When you think about it, 11 days, it doesnt seem to be that great. Couldnt even serve a full two weeks. Law and Crime Networks jesse weber says felicitys team played it smart accepting an early plea deal, apologizing in court and taking advantage of prison policy. When you are scheduled to be released on the weekends or a holiday, you can actually be released on the last workday. Er8 earlier today this mercedes arrived at felicitys home. Leading everyone to wonder if she was behind those windows. Felicity checked in last tuesday toilet in the middle of the floor. So whats next . The emmywinning actress faces a year of probation and must perform 250 hours of community service. I wouldnt be su