cheers and applause . Trevor welcome, everybody, welcome. Thank you for tuning in. Welcome to the daily show. I am trevor noah. Thank you so much, take a seat, wow, you are amazing, teak a seat, take a seat, tack a seat. Tonights guest producer dj steve aoki is joining us, everybody. But first, but first breaking news about the future of human communication. U. S. A. Today says brace your phones, 157 new emojis are coming this year. The new emojis include new hair styles for men and women. There are also new foods including a bagel, cupcake, lettuce and salt. They already added the bacon last time around and new animals like a hypo, kangaroo, llama and peacock. There will also be a lobster emoji. Trevor finally finally. What is all these new emojis can i text the story that time the lobster gave me a terrible hair quut, yes. This is fun. Mi always excited when we get new emojis but i will say this, 157 new emojis . Like how long is it going to take to scroll through all those screens n
Everybody. But first, but first breaking news about the future of human communication. U. S. A. Today says brace your phones, 157 new emojis are coming this year. The new emojis include new hair styles for men and women. There are also new foods including a bagel, cupcake, lettuce and salt. They already added the bacon last time around and new animals like a hypo, kangaroo, llama and peacock. There will also be a lobster emoji. Trevor finally finally. What is all these new emojis can i text the story that time the lobster gave me a terrible hair quut, yes. This is fun. Mi always excited when we get new emojis but i will say this, 157 new emojis . Like how long is it going to take to scroll through all those screens now . Like im just like doing all of this just to find the eggplant, you know . There by the time i find it whole foods will be out of eggplant, come on, people. Text them to give me eggplant. Im just saying at some point you have to make room. You get rid of the old ones to
But first, gotta say it, congratulations, Philadelphia Eagles well done cheers and applause but first, last night was the super bowl first super bowl victory. You could tell fans were new at this fans pulled down traffic lights, started fires, and tipped over cars. They climbed on top to have the ritz carlton awning, which ended up collapsing. Police were left powerless as this fan hopped on top of a police van, riding it through the massive crowd. Trevor damn laughter it got so crazy that the police were left powerless . The poor police what happened . They were, like, we couldnt do anything they were white laughter why would you burn your city down when you won . Like, now i feel like the eagles fans need to lose every year so they can fix things. Well, theres always next year, boys, hand me a wrench. laughter seems like the eagles fans thought they were going to lose so planned a riot, then won, and didnt want a good riot to go to waste. I love this city yeah they were jumping on th
Trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much, everybody thank you so much trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. Take a seat thank you so much, wow our guests tonight, creators and stars of 2 dope queens on hbo, Jessica Williams and Phoebe Robinson are here wow, im excited but first, gotta say it, congratulations, Philadelphia Eagles well done cheers and applause but first, last night was the super bowl first super bowl victory. You could tell fans were new at this fans pulled down traffic lights, started fires, and tipped over cars. They climbed on top to have the ritz carlton awning, which ended up collapsing. Police were left powerless as this fan hopped on top of a police van, riding it through the massive crowd. Trevor damn laughter it got so crazy that the police were left powerless . The poor police what happened . They were, like, we couldnt do anything they were white laughter why would you burn your city down when you won . Like, now i feel like the ea
Terror attack on a train in france. The stars of the 15 17 to paris the movie are here everybody cheers and applause i cant wait to meet these guys, but first, but first, you know when people say they wish they had a president who was the complete opposite of donald trump . Well, maybe complete opposite is a step too far. The canadian Prime Minister, justin trudeau, is taking some heat after telling a woman not to use the word mankind. A woman thanked him for giving women seats in his cabinet, and then came this exchange maternal love is the love thats going to change the future of mankind, so wed like you to we like to say peoplekind, not necessarily mankind. Trevor wow, thats overwokeness. Come on, man. I mean, come on, peopleman. Really. Just to get this straight that woman was giving the Prime Minister credit for being woke, and in the middle of her doing that, he corrected her for not being woke, which might not have been woke, which is so confusing. Like, i feel like i just watch