of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
and this is the weirdest thing, he drives a subaru which i associate kind of with less a little bit but it has an nra sticker and a galveston flag bumper sticker. and i was like i have to meet this guy. so he doesn t know about subaru bit but he knows all the rest and is really into being an american and it s really cool. i can t wait to have him come over and talk to my 16 year old about socialism. greg: there you go. from the source. emily last word to you. your neighbors avoid you because you would talk their ear off. i was going to say, i don t know where my neighbors are but i saw in the study about a third of the people follow their neighbors on facebook and less than that, 17% follow them in insta but one in 20 say they have no idea who they are, haven t seen them in weeks. i m in that minor theity group because i have no idea who lives in my building, but my dream