Prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are more fun to look at than the shame that lives inside of us all laughter join he, wont you . As we embark on a wonderous journey we call. Will and cates fourth rectalfree feeding american adventure laughter just look at the excitement they over brought to our city. The Empire State Building aglow in union jack colors. The Empire State Building changed their colors for them. What is it about these two . Jon they lit up the Empire State Building for the royal couple they only do that for the specialest of occasions like alicia keys release as record day and the opening of the grill inside of the building. What is it about those two . So i assume
None other than twoterm president barack obama. cheers and applause i recently sat down with president obama later on in tonights show. laughter of course, the republican landslide in the midterms was a stinging rebuke of the president. I checked, he didnt get one vote. laughter and yet, right after the midterms, he issues an executive order shielding up to 5 million illegal immigrants. cheers and applause yeah. Shielding them. He is shielding them. Now hes making them s. H. I. E. L. D. Agents . laughter nick fury must be. Very angry. Only word i could think of. Then the president signed a Climate Change accord with china, pushed the f. C. C. To adopt net neutrality, and wants to put cameras on cops. cheers and applause obama is totally out of control. Hes like both guys in Lethal Weapon at once a crazy renegade with nothing to lose and the black guy whos this close to retirement laughter worst of all, im getting too old for this bleep worst of all, obama is threatening to give us heal
Stephen stephen thank you so much for being here. Please, youve given enough at this point. Thank you very much. You know, folks, i hope youre checking your calendars because i will be off the air for the 2016 president ial election, but folks that does not mean i cannot call it right now. So with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the United States will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. Congratulations, sir well deserved. Ooooh, they love you. Im calling this for Governor Walker right now because he has proven that he is smarter than he looks, sounds and governs. He knows that if you want to get elected in this country as a republican, you cant just appeal to white people. You also need to appeal to jewish white people. A number of highprofile republicans with sights on the 2016 president ial bid are returning from a weekend in sin city where they addressed the republican jewish coalitions annual spring gathering. Among those names, wisconsin Governor Scott wal
Couple they only do that for the specialest of occasions like alicia keys release as record day and the opening of the grill inside of the building. What is it about those two . So i assume the royal couple spent their time in new york like any other tourists. You hit up the m m store, then spend the rest of the trip watching reruns of friends in your hotel room because one homeless guy called you white devils. laughter or did they kick things off some other way . Prince william meeting with president obama in the oval office. Kate stayed in new york where she visited with a Childhood Development center in harlem. Did some arts and crafts, apparently wrapped some christmas presents. Jon yes because what trip to america is complete without a. Reinforcement of traditional gender roles. When youre already presiding over an institution that seems several centuries out of touch, maybe let the women talk politics and the guys can do arts and crafts with the children. Still, seeing a real liv
My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, wrestling star and allaround greatest guy in the world, mick foley with his movie, i am santa. cheers and applause well be excited to talk to mick again. But first ahhh for the past 48 hours, america has been forced to ask itself some very difficult questions about the way we force other people to answer some difficult questions. laughter jon for a country that prized itself on its moral identity, it has been a time of great introspection, one that i am happy to announce ends now, mother bleep laughter because you know why . The royal family was in town, and i finally understand why england clings to the antiquated, irrelevant and more primitive time. Because they are pretty, they are shiny, and they are more fun to look at than the shame that lives inside of us all laughter join he, wont you . As we embark on a wonderous journey we call. Will and cates fourth rectalfree feeding american adventure laughter just look at the excitement they over