Feels pretty good, huh . Yeah, you really are an artist. Im sorry i underestimated you. Ah, its okay, buddy. Oh, shit, its the cops i was always so bad at not getting caught. Spend it fast as i can for a whaling song and a good guitar the only things that i understand, poor boy captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Central world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause . Trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much for tuning in. Im trevor noah. Our guest tonight political analyst angela rye is joining us, everyone. applause but first up, first up, super bowl 52 is just days away. And it is going to go down in minnesota. The last of 10,000 crazy people who choose to live like this. Brutal subzero temperatures, public gatherings, what could possibly go wrong. Much of the union is battling the flu. The worst case in nearly a decade. Fortune reports minnesota is seeing lots of flu cases ahead of super bowl 526789 Healt
And we are live, people later well be with David Remnick with the state of the Union Address. Just a few minutes ago, the president made a grand entrance, he shook hands to people he pretended to recognize, look at him there, white purr, yeah. I love that, you know, about paul rhine and mike pence are in like. Read the words. The state of the union is an annual speech where the president gives the congress ideas for what he wants to do in the coming year. Then, of course ted cruz was watching from his usual seats seat, far away from humans who will never love him and a special appearance from ben carson who was watching there from the sunk l place. But, this year, there were a number of empty seats. Some democrats now saying that they dont want to, quote, honor the president by attending the state of the Union Address. Flash, there is a lengthy list now including maxine waters, a democrat, who says the president doesnt deserve her attention. Frederica wilson, another rep, says that it
[scoffs] what a ripoff. Bye, daddy. So, am i the ghost . [peaceful piano music] what should we call you . Bark when you like one. Councilwoman snuggles. Burgermeister schlussi . Ooh, guadalupe festiva. [dog whines] oh, youre right. Ill just pretend youre mayor cutie. [giggling] im so sorry i killed you. Ooh i hope i dont have to do it again. Ooh, ooh, ooh from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you, everybody, and welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, actor, activist and author of the new book brave rose mcgowan is joining us, everyone cheers and applause but first but first, news from americas motherland. Yesterday a british lawmaker arrived two minutes late to the house of lords, and then this happened. My lord, the house, i wonder if you permit me to offer my sincere apology to baroness lister for not being in my place to answer
Public gatherings, what could possibly go wrong. Much of the union is battling the flu. The worst case in nearly a decade. Fortune reports minnesota is seeing lots of flu cases ahead of super bowl 526789 Health Officials say flu activity in the state is wide spread. Patriots cornerback mall cum butler was hospitalled for flu like sm toims, expected to recover in time for the big game. Experts are telling the 65,000 fans expected at the stadium to please wash your hands, use hand sanitizer. Trevor a flu epidemic, oh no. Football might be dangerous now. I dont know about you guys but i would love to see a super bowl where all the players are scared of getting the flu. Lick just them not wanting to tackle each other, just stand there, well dot thing. Im not going to hold you, you know what is going to happen, before he gets 8 ball, purel, purel, you can catch t you know, you can catch the flu. That is what i mean catch. Yeah, i feel like the flu is the only thing that could beat the patri
Concussion. [ light laughter ] according to politico, senior white house adviser Jared Kushner lost his top secret security clearance on friday, because as it turns out, you have to be 18 [ laughter and applause ] youve got to be 18 years old. President trump today endorsed senator ted cruz for reelection ahead of next weeks republican primary in texas [ audience boos ] and when he heard that, ted cruz smiled so big, eight babies started crying. [ laughter and applause ] an msnbc host said this morning that First Lady Melania Trump and ivanka trump have been given fake jobs at the white house. But melania says its no problem for her because shes used to faking it. [ laughter and applause ] according to cnn white house chief of staff, john kelley he was not happy about ivanka trumps trip to south korea for the olympic closing ceremony. I guess my question is, how can you tell . Thats the happiest hes ever looked. [ light laughter ] that picture was taken while he was watching his niece