Al third and 14. Dallas with two timeouts. The giants at the 20. Manning going empty. Flag is thrown. Dallas was offside, the pass is caught by odell beckham. And the cowboys were offside. Came across the line. Free play. Exploited by the end of this thing, it is going to be first and goal. Cris just so splart mart by manning. Referee offsides, defense numb beer 90. Penalty is declined. Result of the play first down. Cris so now you have no risk involved in this one. You take your shot. Theres the rookie right there. Byron jones. Beautiful job by odell to get right around him. I wonder if eli throws that ball if they dont get the end to jump offsides because that was a tight throw. Beautifully thrown ball down to protect his receiver. There he is. Whereed to see him. Al Marcus Lawrence jumping. Critical penalty. Of course the turnovers the whole story. Three tonight. Jennings is the running back. From are the 4. Jennings plows his way to the 1. If if youre the cowboys right now i know
Al third and 14. Dallas with two timeouts. The giants at the 20. Manning going empty. Flag is thrown. Dallas was offside, the pass is caught by odell beckham. And the cowboys were offside. Came across the line. Free play. Exploited by the end of this thing, it is going to be first and goal. Cris just so splart mart by manning. Referee offsides, defense numb beer 90. Penalty is declined. Result of the play first down. Cris so now you have no risk involved in this one. You take your shot. Theres the rookie right there. Byron jones. Beautiful job by odell to get right around him. I wonder if eli throws that ball if they dont get the end to jump offsides because that was a tight throw. Beautifully thrown ball down to protect his receiver. There he is. Whereed to see him. Al Marcus Lawrence jumping. Critical penalty. Of course the turnovers the whole story. Three tonight. Jennings is the running back. From are the 4. Jennings plows his way to the 1. If if youre the cowboys right now i know
Al third and 14. Dallas with two timeouts. The giants at the 20. Manning going empty. Flag is thrown. Dallas was offside, the pass is caught by odell beckham. And the cowboys were offside. Came across the line. Free play. Exploited by the end of this thing, it is going to be first and goal. Cris just so splart mart by manning. Referee offsides, defense numb beer 90. Penalty is declined. Result of the play first down. Cris so now you have no risk involved in this one. You take your shot. Theres the rookie right there. Byron jones. Beautiful job by odell to get right around him. I wonder if eli throws that ball if they dont get the end to jump offsides because that was a tight throw. Beautifully thrown ball down to protect his receiver. There he is. Whereed to see him. Al Marcus Lawrence jumping. Critical penalty. Of course the turnovers the whole story. Three tonight. Jennings is the running back. From are the 4. Jennings plows his way to the 1. If if youre the cowboys right now i know
Hey, whats going on . [cheering] hey, turn that down turn that down [bleep] [laughter] [booing] jon and forget about all of that, there is his wife, shirley mccray, which until she met her husband was a devout lesbian, which we know from her 1979 article. This is why de blasio can win, the democrats love him because he is an oldfashioned conservative, and this is why republicans love him, because he can turn gay people straight. Whats better than that . Meanwhile, on the agony of defeat side, former congressman turned pioneer anthony weiner. We had the best ideas. Sadly, i was an imperfect messenger. [laughter] [applause] [cheers] jon an imperfect messenger,messenger, is a u. P. S. Guy who dings up your passenger. Youre more like if the u. P. S. Guy showed you his package and then told you he was going to bleep you so hard. Jon heres the thing. [applause] [cheers] jon im trying to sleep. Keep it down. Im trying to sleep [boos] jon oh, you love afro jon. Look, weiner had to have known h
Thats not the big story. The big news last night was not syria, but there was new yorks mayoral primary, bill de blasio won the night with his incredibly awesome family. Theyre blowing kisses through the crowd. A very photogenic family. Jon i rarely say this about the media, but youre underselling it. Photogenic doesnt go anywhere near what these folks are. Check this out. Ladies and gentlemen, and now the smackdown. Reporter the entire family, including son dante and daughter kiara did a weird gymnastic move that brought huge cheers from the crowd. [applause] [laughter] jon adopt me. Yes, somehow after 12 years of captain soda narc, i think new york city might be ready for a charismatic biracial family with their own synchronized dance moves, that appear to have been beamed here from the 1970s music variety special. Who is better than this family . Nobody is better than this family. Youve got kiara, the confident daughter. Youve got dante, the son who is so charming and so charismatic