Hey, whats going on . [cheering] hey, turn that down turn that down [bleep] [laughter] [booing] jon and forget about all of that, there is his wife, shirley mccray, which until she met her husband was a devout lesbian, which we know from her 1979 article. This is why de blasio can win, the democrats love him because he is an oldfashioned conservative, and this is why republicans love him, because he can turn gay people straight. Whats better than that . Meanwhile, on the agony of defeat side, former congressman turned pioneer anthony weiner. We had the best ideas. Sadly, i was an imperfect messenger. [laughter] [applause] [cheers] jon an imperfect messenger,messenger, is a u. P. S. Guy who dings up your passenger. Youre more like if the u. P. S. Guy showed you his package and then told you he was going to bleep you so hard. Jon heres the thing. [applause] [cheers] jon im trying to sleep. Keep it down. Im trying to sleep [boos] jon oh, you love afro jon. Look, weiner had to have known h
Thats not the big story. The big news last night was not syria, but there was new yorks mayoral primary, bill de blasio won the night with his incredibly awesome family. Theyre blowing kisses through the crowd. A very photogenic family. Jon i rarely say this about the media, but youre underselling it. Photogenic doesnt go anywhere near what these folks are. Check this out. Ladies and gentlemen, and now the smackdown. Reporter the entire family, including son dante and daughter kiara did a weird gymnastic move that brought huge cheers from the crowd. [applause] [laughter] jon adopt me. Yes, somehow after 12 years of captain soda narc, i think new york city might be ready for a charismatic biracial family with their own synchronized dance moves, that appear to have been beamed here from the 1970s music variety special. Who is better than this family . Nobody is better than this family. Youve got kiara, the confident daughter. Youve got dante, the son who is so charming and so charismatic
Theres one thing i dont understand, zoidberg. How did you persuade mom to give you her precious yeti head . Did you have to promise anything in return . Nothing, nothing at all. This calls for a celebration. Come on, everyone, lets go tanning. all cheering sighs i was going to tan. Once. What do you say, johnny . Its on me. Thank you, hubert. both whooping captioning sponsored by Comedy Central from Comedy Central world views headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. [applause] [cheering] jon hello, everybody. Im jon stewart, and boy did we put on a program for you, our guest, mr. David crosby. Im very excited. We begin tonight, of course, president obamas address on syria. Im kidding around. Thats not the big story. The big news last night was not syria, but there was new yorks mayoral primary, bill de blasio won the night with his incredibly awesome family. Theyre blowing kisses through the crowd. A very photogenic family. Jon i rarely say this about the medi
Address on syria. Im kidding around. Thats not the big story. The big news last night was not syria, but there was new yorks mayoral primary, bill de blasio won the night with his incredibly awesome family. Theyre blowing kisses through the crowd. A very photogenic family. Jon i rarely say this about the media, but youre underselling it. Photogenic doesnt go anywhere near what these folks are. Check this out. Ladies and gentlemen, and now the smackdown. Reporter the entire family, including son dante and daughter kiara did a weird gymnastic move that brought huge cheers from the crowd. [applause] [laughter] jon adopt me. Yes, somehow after 12 years of captain soda narc, i think new york city might be ready for a charismatic biracial family with their own synchronized dance moves, that appear to have been beamed here from the 1970s music variety special. Who is better than this family . Nobody is better than this family. Youve got kiara, the confident daughter. Youve got dante, the son
[laughter] jon adopt me. Yes, somehow after 12 years of captain soda narc, i think new york city might be ready for a charismatic biracial family with their own synchronized dance moves, that appear to have been beamed here from the 1970s music variety special. Who is better than this family . Nobody is better than this family. Youve got kiara, the confident daughter. Youve got dante, the son who is so charming and so charismatic. I mean, he is unbelievable. [laughter] [cheering] [applause] jon how did he do that . [laughter] jon just by watching him, it sprouted. Its so beautiful. Oh that is truly disappointing. Oh, look at him go. Hey, whats going on . [cheering] hey, turn that down turn that down [bleep] [laughter] [booing] jon and forget about all of that, there is his wife, shirley mccray, which until she met her husband was a devout lesbian, which we know from her 1979 article. This is why de blasio can win, the democrats love him because he is an oldfashioned conservative, and t