Well, that does it. Things can finally get back to normal. Yeah, im sure glad thats over with. Thank you, boys, for teaching me that comedy and logic do not go together. No problem, funnybot. I understand now that comedy should be left to the imperfect biological beings. I cant believe its finally over. [banging on metal wall] oh, lerrrd somebody turn on the lights whats going on . Hellerrr i am pleased to announce that the greatest threat to mankind is now gone forever. Justice has been done. Thanks, everyone. Please tell me that youll never do that again, jimmy. Dont worry, fellas. I learned my lesson. I promise. Theres not gonna be any comedy awards next year or will there be . [menacing music] from comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show, everybody thank you so much for tuning in thank you for coming out wow so much energy im trevor noah our guest tonight our guest tonight is
The most polluting vehicles from the streets. From the sun. Welcome to the program. Democrats in the u. S. House of representatives have approved a multibillion dollar emergency funding package for humanitarian aid for migrants on the border with mexico its unclear whether the bill will pass the Republican Controlled Senate and President Trump passed threaten to veto it but this comes as reports emerge of children being detained in squalid conditions in u. S. Border patrol stations another trance tragic incident as focus the countrys attention images of a dead toddler and her father have flashed around the world you may find parts of the following report disturbing. It has come to this a father with his tiny toddler tucked inside a shark drowned in search of a better life according to reports Oscar Alberto Martinez Ramirez decided to swim across the rio grande day with his wife and child in a bid to seek asylum in the u. S. His wife tanya. Watched as her loved ones succumb to the curre
A inch of United States in search for a better life. And europe swelter is in a record heat wave temperatures are forecast to keep on soaring well tell you how to stay safe in this extreme heat. To. Play the harp its great to have you along everyone German Authorities say a suspected right wing extremist has confessed to the recent killing of c. D. U. Politician volta luka the suspect identified only as stefan was arrested a few weeks after the attack lots of the crew was shot dead at close range at his home in the western town of castle earlier this month. For more on this development were joined now by our parliamentary from our parliamentary studios rather by correspondence leoni fund hammersteins leonie good to see you the suspect has now confessed what have what more have you learned. Yeah we do know that the suspect 45 year old man stephanie has confessed to the killing of 5 to go off the petition from Western State of hester we also know that he has claimed that he acted alone e
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The bush president ial library in texas yesterday on what would have been the former the late president s 95th birthday. According to his grandson, bush 41 chose the photo himself before he died last year, saying it was one of his favorites. Nice way to honor him there. History has just been made in the nba. The Cleveland Cavaliers have made Lindsay Gottlieb the first Womens College coach to join the ranks of the nba as an assistant coach. Brad mielke is working on this. Its not even just coaches. Just in the last couple days, the new Orleans Pelicans have hired a former wnba star for their front office. Women have been climbing up the ranks as scouts and consultants. But the questions always been, will we see more women on the sidelines of nba games . The answer is yes. For the last seven years, Lindsay Gottlieb has been head coach at cal berkeley. Now shes taken a job as assistant with the Cleveland Cavaliers. This is the second woman in the nba to get a fulltime coaching gig. I talk