i just got my driver s license. [applause] greg: anyway it s the same company that s storing late baseball player ted william s head and they re fighting the lawsuit saying they upheld their end of the contract, so, what do you make of this story? what do you make of this story, lawrence, about this, isn t it a problem when you have to lug around a relative s head? it s his head. okay he should be able to freeze it and do what the hell he wants to do with it but let s be fair
greg: he s the type of guy your parents never warned you about. not even once. comedian joe mackey. [applause] greg: she s sassy and her eyes are sometimes glassy, host of sincerely kat on fox nation, kat timpf. [applause] greg: and she once pole vaulted over pluto, my massive psychic on fox nation. [applause] greg: all right, biden versus trump, lawrence from an energy standpoint it s like a steam roller versus an empty can of tuna. that s good. biden is the guy that was on the playground talking all the crap, remember how he said he would take trump behind the barn and beat him up and all of this and he finally gets in the race and he has his moment and his campaign has been insulating him thee entire time.
[laughter] greg: joe, we are trying to stay up. as for w the other guy, he can certainly focus. he can focus on a piece of paper and make everyone else focus on it too. look, here is the agreement. it s a simple agreement. president trump: but here is the agreement it s a very simple agreement. inside here and i would love to do it but you in here is the agreement. right here is the agreement. it s very simple. it s right here. that s the agreement that everybody says i don t have. [applause] greg: that s the agreement that everyone says he doesn t have and it s right there, so screw you. [laughter] greg: look it s too early to tell if biden is the guy to go up against trump. a poll out this week shows that biden would beat trump in a head -to-head match but early polls aren t always accurate are they? no. greg: just look at the contrast between these guys.
fraudulently inflated the amount of donations going into the college in order to trick a bank called people s united to including a little of the school never should ve had. according to sign documentss admitted by sanders, the school had already walked in $1.2 million. that s what she claimed. that year she only actually got $279,000 in donations. that s a huge discrepancy, why? how did that happen? possibly, fraud. into the investigation. certainly more evidence to that than there is for collusion between trump and vladimir putin, but for some reason, you may not hear about it on msnbc. weird. that s about it for us tonight. excuse me! tomorrow night, no frog in the throat. we will be back at 8:00 p.m. tune in up to our friends at the five in new york city. e
places, they ll strangle you with dental floss. you saw those turkish help. men beat henchmen beat up protesters the other day, that was our country. it s men in bad suits who know exactly where to kick you just for fun. that attack on our turf shows you how america would be if there was no america to be. it s something the left never considers. it s something trump thinks about every day, if only he could say it better. [applause] [laughter] greg: sit down! sit down! all right, let s welcome, let s welcome tonight s guests. while you were watching scrubs, he killed bin laden. he has a new book detailed how how he did it, former navy seal rob o neill. [cheers and applause] thank you.