i think that it is, to an extent, serious, the allegation against trump. i think they need to be investigated. but when you go right straight away to impeach before investigate, before there s any evidence, you re proving that your end isn t really the country, it s your own political agenda. and the fact that they keep shouting it out thank you. [applause] the fact that they keep shouting it out, they re shouting it out so often, so so soon it s like a friend. if they get mad at you, i m never going to talk to you again, the first time you re like the third time you re like, okay, see you on tuesday. you know what i mean? greg: all right. thank you. greg: coming up, you won t believe what a man did to his date who wouldn t stop texting during a movie. but first, the president heads to saudi arabia, israel and the vatican. we ve got the three most qualified guests in the world here to discuss next. [cheers and applause]
greg: while rob was killing bin laden, this guy was directing scrubs. [laughter] actor, writer and comedian michael macdonald, he has a new show calls nobodies on tvland. [cheers and applause] she s cranky and lanky, and you can take that to the banky. kat tim of! [cheers and applause] and if pyramids are his doorstop, former bodyguard and my massive sidekick, tyrus. [cheers and applause] all right. rob yes. greg: is trump too human to be president? i think it s not that he s too human, i think everyone s too politician. it s like everyone there is either a congressman or a former congressman or a senator that used to be a governor. there s a lot of things we need to fix, and term limits, obviously, is one. people right now in washington, they re so worried about party politics, they don t really care about the country. what can i do to keep myself and
just talking who is it, comey s friend was like i m here to tell you what comey really thinks. it s like they re doing one of those smush room interviews. greg: it is so mean girls. they re even saying he wore a suit to camouflage himself with the drapes so no one could see him. i mean, the guy s 6-foot 13 be greg: he hid in the drapes. [laughter] that s my favorite news story of all time. of all time. greg: hiding in drapes? that he purposefully was wearing a suit to try to blend in with the drapes. if that s true, he s sayiing okay, what s the decor, and what am i going to wear because otherwise trump will talk to me, and maybe he ll hug me. greg: thank god they don t have lunches in fridays. he d have to cover himself this buttons. [laughter] he was reenacting that old carol burnett sketch where she wears the drapes in gone with
all on one trip. and what president trump is seeking is to unite peoples of all faiths around a common vision of peace, progress and prosperity. greg: so that s three stops at the center of three of the world s largest religions. it reminds me of a joke. a priest, a rabbi and an imam [laughter] joining me to discuss the president s trip, we ve got father jonathan morris, rabbi [cheers and applause] and imam [inaudible] [cheers and applause] all right. jonathan, i chose you alphabetically, not because your religion is any better or any worse. [laughter] that ll be for another time. all right. you ve got president trump going to see pope. what do you think the pope s going the say to him? because the pope doesn t agree with president trump on a lot of things. no?
greg: see you monday on the five at 9 p.m. eastern. we re running out of time, so what you ve wanted to say a all show but haven t had the chance to say, so here s your chance to say it. greg: rob? the operator, it s a bestseller. if you want to read it twice, buy it twice. greg: yeah, it s a great book. [cheers and applause] thank you. greg: it s a killer read. [laughter] michael? yes, i know. it was dumb. hey, watch nobodies on tvland, and if you want, you can catch up to thez mg+iékh logging on to tvland.com. greg: very good. [applause] tyrus? as i came in today, i walked through a sea of fans x one of