work, you re nervous and you don t want to blow it. i wish there was something i could take. why not try some swalwell. never heard of it. nobody has. it s a system to hip build individual performance. you take it through the eyes. sounds painful. it is, watch. but i will always be real with you. i will be bold, without the bold [laughter] my wife and i. that is painful. bold without the bold? what does that even mean? kind of makes me cringe. it s one of swalwell s side effects and it may also cause nausea, vomiting, flat you lens, and that s a lot of side effects. it is but sometimes two doses helps. e i will always be real with you. i will be bold without the bold. greg: man that is brutal. if i did something like that,
historic moment on this show, we just coined the swalwell, so what is the swalwell? the swalwell is when you, what s the definition of swalwell, kat? it s when you can t make a joke. greg: [laughter] greg: that was not a swalwell. up next, what s wrong with her song? why do candidates play lousy music when they walk on stage? next. with all that usaa offers why go with anybody else? we know their rates are good, we know that they re always going to take care of us. it was an instant savings and i should have changed a long time ago. we re the tenney s and we re usaa members for life. call usaa to start saving on insurance today.
sounds like he s already giving up. 507 days before the election she s telling you to vote for te other guy. i don tng know, but i think thas the opposite of persuasion. meanwhile that other guy knows the best thing that ever happened to the t farmers. president trump: the best thing that ever happened to the farmer s is me. t [laughter] greg: i don t know if that s true. i don t know if that s true. but at least he s confident. and that s half the key to success. never let them see you sweat, right? joe? what did your mother tell you? my mother would say joey, focus, focus, stay up. greg: talk about setting low expectations. just try and stay up.
hey, it s starting to work. could i see that again? don t you think you ve had enough? i said hit me again. okay. i will be bold without the bowl. [laughter] greg: my speech is going to go so much better than that. i m no longer nervous, thanks, swalwell. you bet it may not be available. [applause] greg: your life is about landing a punch line. that s right greg and i m very good at it. e. greg: you are very good d i m saying that as a complement to you. thank you. greg: what did you make of swalwell s performance? it was not great because when you want to make an applause line you want to make sure it s relevant to everyone like rocky did in rocky e,iv when he said if i can chan, you can change, and then we can
gutfield show. greg: there s something wrong with their walk-out song. at the iowa democratic hall of fame dinner, last sunday, the 2020 hopefuls and their choice of tunes they walked on stage to left a lot to be desired. bernie sanders used power to the people. then ain t no mountain high enough. elizabeth warren placed 9 to 5, and in other words the choices were bland, safe and uninspiring i could sit on a keyboard and make more interesting music. i mean how awesome would it be if bernie walked out to this? welcome to the stage our first candidate, senator bernie sanders! [applause]