Hill of human skulls. So lay off administrator scott pruitt. He knows of what he speefntle as scott said, why should the government pick winners and losers . Those are picked in thunder dome announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight a warning from only rosa. Stephen teefn welcomes joel mchale, yara shahidi and joywave live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen thank you very much thanks, everybody up there, down here, all around the world welcome to the late show, ladies and gentlemen. Im your shows Stephen Colbert. Under donald trump, terrifying news comes from the darnedest places. The latest is from tonights new episode of Celebrity Big Brother only cbs. But i dont have tell you, because you all watched. Weve talked about this. Okay. Im going to check one day. You will be embarrassed. One of the celebrity roommates on this seasons Celebrity Big Brother is former white house advisor and woman with some notes for the guy making her salad, omarosa manigaultnewman. She was dishing about her white house job with her roommate ross mathews, and it didnt sound like a happy experience. I was haunted by tweets every. Single. Day. Like, what is he going to tweet next . Stephen oh, really, you were haunted . Out here, its been the trumpityville horror. laughter also, pro tip when youre on a reality show. Whispering doesnt really work. Trump can hear you laughter but the most upsetting part was this exchange about the state of the nation should we be worried . Dont say that, because we are worried, but i need you to say its going to be okay no, its going to not be okay, its not. Stephen yeah. laughter yeah. I believe you. laughter i had an inkling things werent going to be okay when trump hired omarosa to work in the white house. laughter that is some depressing stuff for advertisers to follow. No, were not going to be okay. big brother sponsored by new Fruitburst Xanax its like novocaine for your brain. Yum and numb. laughter oh, the dow dropped over 1,000 dow points again today. Thats the second time this week. No one saw that one coming. Other than omarosa. laughter i could go for some of that Fruitburst Xanax. And so could the folks at the white house, because theres another huge scandal, and its not a fun one where the president gets spanked by a porn star. laughter we were so innocent then. laughter this ones ugly. It involves white house staff secretary and guy demanding papers, please, in an Indiana Jones movie, rob porter. Porter resigned yesterday after evidence surfaced that he physically abused his two exwives. These are horrible, sickening revelations, so the white house had no choice but to defend him. laughter Like White House chief of staff and man who has had it with your shenanigans, general john kelly, who said, rob porter is a man of true integrity and honor, and i cant say enough good things about him. You actually just said too many good things about him. And kellys not the only one who feels that way, because even after pictures of porters first wife with a black eye were released, senior officials were still trying to convince porter to, stay and fight. Im going to say thats a poor choice of words. And of president s. So why would they want him to stay and fight . Well, funny thing, it turns out senior trump aides knew for months about these allegations. Wait a second, they knew about this and they didnt fire him . Trump fires everyone. Spicer, youre fired. Priebus, youre gone. Bannon, banned. Omarosa, hit the roada. Domestic abuser. I like you. Stick around. laughter i like the cut of your jib. Come here. cheers and applause piano riff yeah. Always so refreshing when trump fans are here. laughter you know who trump ought to fire next . Every person who knew about this. And im guessing its everybody because the guy didnt exactly hide his temper. After the story broke, one white house journalist said, porter audibly growled at me. I stared him down. He exhaled loudly and walked into sarahs office. Hey, when youre trying to convince people youre not a violent predator, maybe dont make animal noises. laughter look, look, theres nothing to this story, im totally normal and chill growls laughter once again, more fake growls laughter is the Trump Administration so desperate for people who are even mildly competent that theyre willing to overlook anything . It says on your resume that youre a methdealing cannibal humantrafficker who runs a cockfighting ring. And proficient in excel. Welcome aboard laughter thats good. To you drive a stick . cheers and applause earlier today, Deputy White House press secretary, raj shah, addressed the white houses defense of porter. I think its fair to say we all couldve done better over the last few hours, or the last few days, in dealing with the situation. Stephen i think thats fair to say. Its also fair to say that the captain of the hindenburg should have considered a no smoking sign. Luckily, at this job, i can distract myself from news like this by interviewing some of the most famous people in the world. Just fascinating people. And one of my alltime favorite interviews was with Legendary Music producer and only man able to pull off the sexy librarian look, quincy jones. Well, q, as i am uncomfortable calling him, may have just given a pair of the greatest showbusiness interviews of all time. Have you seen them . Jon yes. Stephen you know where im act to go with this. Jon yes. Stephen okay. I cant get into everything he said, but lets start with something small. He knows who killed j. F. K. laughter jones says it was chicago mobster sam giancana. The connection was there between sinatra and the mafia and kennedy. Adding, we shouldnt talk about this publicly. laughter too late. You know how not talking about something works, right . Step one dont talk about it. Repeat as necessary. But strangely, who killed the president was one of the less explosive details. For instance, when asked about michael jackson, q said, i hate to get into this publicly, but michael stole a lot of stuff. He stole a lot of songs. Wow. This really tarnishes Michael Jacksons reputation. I mean, thats just about the worst rumor ive ever heard about him. He also dishes on Michael Jacksons rivalry with prince, did you hear about this . Jon yeah, yeah. Stephen this is alarming. Jon i know. Stephen he said this, claiming that after jackson had upstaged him at a james brown concert, the purple one waited in the limousine to try and run over him and la toya and his mother. laughter wow. Now we know why prince changed his name to a symbol, the cops were after him. laughter and thats still not the bombshell. Jones also spilled the tea on his relationship with our president. I used to hang out with him. Hes a crazy mother bleep . Limited mentally. A megalomaniac, narcissistic. I cant stand him. I used to date ivanka, you know. laughter cheers and applause piano riff wait, what . What . Jon hey, he told me a while ago, too. He did, he did, he did. Stephen limited mentally, a megalomaniac, narcissistic. Checks out. He definitely knew the cat. But he dated ivanka . Hes 49 years older than she is an old man shouldnt want to date someone that young. If ivanka wasnt my daughter perhaps id be dating her. Stephen i stand corrected. My apologies. I did not know. Jon oh stephen i did not know that was appropriate. But thats still not the headline coming out of these interviews. This is. Quincy jones claimed that Marlon Brando had sex with Richard Pryor and marvin gaye. The only thing i can say to that is singing whats goin on . Whats goin on . cheers and applause thank you very much. Jones says that Marlon Brando also slept with author james baldwin, adding that brando would, bleep anything. Anything hed bleep a mailbox. laughter sounds extreme. But he did give us some clues. Hey, mailbooooooox mailboooox laughter Stephen Jones story was confirmed by Richard Pryors widow, who says her husband was always very open about his bisexuality with friends, adding, it was the 70s drugs were still good, especially quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, youd bleep a radiator and send it flowers in the morning. laughter audience reacts hey hey, im so sorry, jon. Im so sorry. A radiator. Wow. I hope the mailbox doesnt find out. Weve got a great show for you tonight. Joel mchale is here. But when we come back, early valentines day cards. Stick around cheers and applause band playing i like your. Hair. I like yours too. Can i have some . Its not cool to ask that. Thanks, captain obvious. Online dating isnt always rewarding. But hotels. Com is. Instant savings now, free nights later. Hotels. Com charmin ultra soft its softer than ever. Charmin ultra soft is softer than ever. So its harder to resist. Okay, this is getting a little weird. Enjoy the go with charmin introducing the pork from jack in the box. Two strips of pork belly, green leaf lettuce, juicy tomatoes and tangy honey aioli even youll love it, martha security get him wow, do you guys workout . Try my new pork belly blt, part of my food truck series. Introducing the prime rib from jack in the box. With strips of prime rib grilled with peppers and onions and smothered in provolone cheese and im challenging you to try it, martha its on, jack. Why are we whispering . Try my new prime rib cheesesteak, part of my food truck series. Stephen jon batiste and stay human, everybody cheers and applause stephen welcome back, everybody thank you so much well, folks, next week is valentines day, and its a time to show your significant other just how much you care, with candy or flowers, or, in Donald Trumps case, a romantic golf trip alone. Its named after st. Valentine, who was martyred in the third century, after he passed out cards to everyone in the roman senate except the emperor. Bad move, val. Ever since then, you have to have a card on valentines day. But even the best valentines had to start somewhere, and the people who write them dont always nail it on the first try, which is why, tonight, were taking a look at some early efforts, in our segment first drafts laughter cheers and applause stephen now, as always with first drafts, i have an audience member help me with it. Lets see if we can find somebody who celebrates vanl teens. Would you accept this rose . Thank you. Come with me. Thank you very much. cheers and applause please. Put a mic on. There you go. There you go. Thank you. Oh, you did great. Thats wonderful. Now, young lady, may i ask your name . My name is amy. Stephen amy, thank you so much for doing this. Happy valentines day. Would you care for a little champagne . cheering wonderful. Do we toast . Stephen oh, to love. To love. Stephen mmm, mmm. Ahhh here are some chocolates for you. Oh stephen thank you very much. This is my best valentines day ever. Stephen do you have any allergies or anything like that . No. Stephen good, because were not insured for that. laughter we also have a little jar of ant acids for afterwards. laughter amy, have you ever seen first drafts before . I have. Stephen so you know how this works . Give me a refresher. Stephen heres what happens. We have these cards here. We have the card that was released and sold, and we also have the first draft of that card, which well read after we read the card that was sold. Do you understand how this works . Yeah. Stephen all right. I want you to hold these and when i call for the next card, you hand it to me. Okay. Stephen are you nervous . Im good. Stephen okay. Im a little nervous. Dont be nervous. Stephen im always nervous. Its a great show. Stephen oh, youre so nice. The host is so nice. Stephen the what is . The host. cheers and applause heres the first card. Stephen . Stephen the first card says lets live in the moment. But the first draft said, please dont ask about my past or where this is going. laughter applause you looked ahead of time. I did. Stephen no peeking. You cant peek ahead. This one says, you complete me, but the first draft said, this says happy valentines day, you complete me. But the first draft says, i need one of your kidneys. applause a good sentiment. Stephen it is. Do you have mu plans for valentines day . Ill probably go out to dinner with my husband. Not necessarily on vanl teens day because we hate the crowd. Stephen so you are married. I am married. Stephen but youre not wearing a wedding ring, because when the cats away yeah, were going out after this. Stephen is your husband here . No, hes in florida. Stephen drink up. Cheers. Stephen seriously, no wedding ring . Whats the deal . I dont like rings. Theyre uncomfortable, hard to work and my finger got too fat after i had two kids. Stephen not at all thats the reality. Stephen you have beautiful hands all right, all right. cheers and applause this ones very romantic. It says, amor, amour, amore no matter how you say it, it means love. Beautiful thought. But the first draft read, if my husband calls, pretend you dont speak english. cheers and applause okay . All right. This is a fun one for the kids. It says yoda one for me. But the first draft said, cheating on me, you are. A diforce i want. laughter heres a pretty one. Our love is as vast as the ocean. But the first draft read, i wish you were that fish man from the shape of water. laughter did you see that movie . I just saw it. Stephen i have not seen it yet. Fabulous. Stephen does she get it on with the fish man . Um, yeah. Stephen yeah . And she even tells us how. Stephen really . Because fish spawn. The eggs and the man comes and just lays the seed down on there this guys got it all. Stephen hes got it all . Yeah. We dont see it, but stephen hes hung like a trout. I dont know that. Stephen its not a comple meant. I havent seen it. Looking forward to it. Can i bring the kids to it . Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. Maybe not the little little kids. My kids, yes. Stephen sure, okay. Youre fun. laughter this one says, im so glad you wiped right isnt that nice . But the first draft said, i noticed you havent deleted tinder from your phone. What gives . laughter i like this one. It says, my love, every time i see you, i fall in love all over again. My husband says that. Stephen youre a lucky woman. Although the first draft read, ive been diagnosed with face blindness. laughter cheers and applause this ones very nice right here. This one says, words cannot describe our love. But the first draft said, ill give you 130,000 not to describe our love. cheers and applause happy valentines, everyone happy valentines day stephen cheers cheers stephen well be back with joel mchale cheers and applause band playing with expedia, one click gives you access to discounts on thousands of hotels, cars and things to do. Like the papaya playa project for 49 off. Everything you need to go. Expedia. Everything you need to go. Wake up early, o. Slap on some cologne im 85 and i wanna go home just got a job as a lifeguard in savannah im 85 and i wanna go home dropping sick beats, they call me dj nana 85 and i wanna go dont get mad. Get e trade, kiddo. Dont we need that cable box to watch tv . Nope. Dont we need to run . Nope. It just explodes in a high pitched yeahhh. yeahhh try directv now for 10 a month for 3 months. No satellite needed. Atneed different food. Thats why were always adding new brands like Rachel Ray Nutrish so our wide assortment including science diet blue buffalo and pro plan just got even bigger why shop anywhere else . Petsmart for the love of pets. [ laughs ] rodney. Bowling. Classic. Can i help you . Its me. Jamie. Im not good with names. Celeste i trained you. We share a locker. Moose man yo. He gets two name your price tools. He gets two . I literally coined the phrase, we give you Coverage Options based on your budget. Thats me. Jamie yeah. Youre back from italy. [ both smooch ] ciao bella. cheers and applause stephen hey, everybody welcome back ladies and gentlemen, you know my first guest tonight from guest from community and the soup. He now stars as chevy chase in the netflix movie a futile and stupid gesture. Please welcome joel mchale cheers and applause band playing thank you for having me stephen thank you for coming cheers and applause really milking it. Thank you. Thank you brooks brothers. Stephen nice to see you again. Thanks for coming back. Thank you for having me. Its been a while. What was the problem . laughter stephen none at all. None at all. We were waiting for you to get your own tv show again to talk about. Oh, yes. I used to be on this network as of last year. Stephen right. That we want away. Stephen im sure its fine. Theyre bringing it back. You hosted the soup for forever, right . For how long . Thank you cheers and applause i hosted it i took over for steve alan in 1959. Stephen alan was on the radio. It was a radio play, i did it for 12 years. Stephen you got out of the nightly business. They dragged you back in, you have a new show on the netflix. The streaming. Stephen i hear the kids are doing the streaming. Its the streamy and its a dance. Stephen what is the show called . Its pretty creative the joel mchale with joel mchale. Stephen starring joel mchale, special guest joel mchale. Yes. Stephen if i get sick can it be joel mchale with Stephen Colbert . Yes. Stephen new york or los angeles. Omaha. We want to be in the middle. Stephen good meat out there. We want to be in los angeles. Thats where my family is and its 90 degrees warmer than it is here. Stephen thats true. Yeah, im very excited to i used to i stand in front of a green screen. Im a glorified weather man, and i stephen but what sucked you back in . The money. Stephen oh. laughter well thank you for your honesty. I really like money. Stephen you do this for the College Credit . Yeah. Stephen yo you do . Im an artist. This is a labor of love. James corden gets driven around in a fleet of rolls royces. You should talk to him because hes making a lot of money. Stephen he actually drives, everybody has to sing. laughter no, i want to do the show again because i dont know if youve heard but our president takes up he takes up a lot of space entertainmentwise and newswise. Stephen i noticed that a little bit. And i wanted to remind people that there are some really bad reality shows on television that people have stopped paying attention to. There are bachelorettes and bachelors that continue to hurl themselves at strangers on television. There are housewives in all sorts of major metropolitan areas vomiting during dinner parties. Stephen i hear good things. But were going to open it up to the world. Stephen there are reality shows in other countries. Obviously everywhere, and well make fun of streaming services, everywhere from netflix, amazon, hulu and crackle, if thats still a thing. laughter and we want to open up the whole world. Stephen is there a country thats better than other countries, have you discovered, for mocking their reality shows . Some of Southeast Asia is pretty remarkable. Stephen oh. Theres a trend that is documented through a Television Show in south korea where people throw themselves in front of cars to get insurance money, and thats a show. laughter and i dont know what stephen do they have a contest and go, like, all right, who throw themselves in front of a mazda miata . Yeah, and its better when they dont get hit, the car stops, they look into the camera and they jump on to the hood. laughter then theres a prank show in japan thats got uparound, but they scare people to the inch of their lives, and its a comedy. The guy goes in for a Job Interview and theres three people interviewing him, the windows explode and they all get shot. And this is comedy, apparently. And he then crawls the sniper opens and he crawls through a door and his wife is in the corner of the screen giggling, going, he he he he he and thats a show. Stephen ates beautiful and ancient culture. Yes. We thats why i came back. Stephen looking forward to it. God also called me to do it. Stephen god called you . Yep. Yep. Stephen now youre in a netflix movie called a futile and stupid gesture. Yes. For those young people, there was a guy named doug kenny who started the National Lampoon magazine in the 70s. Magazines were made of paper, a thing everybody used. Stephen i read it all the time. And it became one of the biggest magazines in the country. He then wrote animal house. He then made this National Lampoon year book which was used and he wrote and produced caddy shack and then tragically died in his very early 30s. He did that in all about ten years and his story was never really told. He was kind of like the hamilton of american comedy. No one knew. He was best friends with chevy chase who i play. And you also worked with chevy chase on community. Yes, we were on parks and rec for four years. Stephen very close. And he was on community for four years. Whats it like to play this guy you performed with for al these years. Did you call him up and say can i do a raid along . What did you choose . I called him to let him know i was doing it to which he was very happy because doug, who he was so close to, is finally getting some attention. Then i called him right before the movie came out and i said, hey, the movie is done and its pretty good. He said, ill send you a link, and he goes, whats a link . And he was joking. But he was the young i did young chevy chase. Stephen you did this guy, a version of that guy . Yes. Stephen even younger than that, even more hair than that . Yes. I glued on a lot of chest hair. But i studied young chevy chase, and i figured out that you can even see it hes the most confident person in the world at that point, and hes about to become the biggest comedy star of the 80s. And what i notice is when he was ever interviewed, he had the lowest voice i have ever heard. So i would sit in my trailer and scream for about 15 or 20 minutes, as people went, joels a lunatic, but it would make my voice hoarse and then i could get almost as low as he would get, but its not stephen so we have a clip. Whats happening with you . This is the shootout no, im not sure. Stephen okay. I bet its at doug kennys house, i bet. Stephen this is you playing chevy and will forte playing kennedy. Hey, doug. Left the sketch at a pawnshop but dont worry about it. I know you have a lot on your mind right now. Its okay. Its okay. Are you sure . Yeah, im fine. I mean, with alex. If you want to talk about it, i am a licensed chiropractor in honduras parts of honduras. laughter stephen joel, thank you so much for being here. A futile and stupid gesture is on netflix. Joel mchale, everybody well be right back with yara shahidi. cheers and applause band playing evacuations are underway as a meteor heads toward the metro area. Go, go, go, go, go we can fit more theres still more room we gotta go. Juicer we dont have a juicer the volkswagen tiguan. It fits everything you need, and everything you dont. cheers and applause band playing stephen hey, everybody welcome back to the late show ladies and gentlemen, my next guest is an actress you know from abcs blackish. She now stars in the spinoff grownish. Whats up, crazy eyes. Me im whats up i had a check. Im verified. What does that mean . Oh, youre so sweet. Im important enough now that people actually need to know im the real zoe johnson. So kind of a big deal. Thats crazy. So what does it mean to have two . Stephen please welcome yara shahidi cheers and applause band playing stephen hello. Hi stephen nice to meet you. We almost met yesterday. Yes. Stephen because we were both both did oprahs super soul sunday. Mmhmm. Stephen and shes fun to talk to, isnt she . Yeah, she sang me happy birthday twice. Stephen what . Its pretty magical. Stephen she messed it up the first time . Shes going to go back and do it the second time . No, its two times the charm. Stephen was it the first time you met oprah . Yes, which is really funny because i had done an interview maybe 20 minutes before where i had said i would really love to meet oprah and, 20 minutes later, i got the call, like do you want to be on super soul conversations talking to oprah. Stephen wow. Yeah. Stephen she can hear what were saying. Which im honestly not mad at. Stephen i wouldnt mind oprah being my alexa. laughter youre turning 18 when . In 48 hours. Stephen congratulations. Thank you. Stephen are you ready for adult life now . No. Stephen a lot of pressure. But im really ready to register to vote. Im very excited. cheers and applause stephen thats great. Its going to be a great year. It really is. And i have a midterms initiative because this is the year in which we actually get a semblance of control over the local and elected officials of house and senate. cheers and applause stephen are you were you going to getting any specials for your birthday saturday . Yes, im actually having a voting party. Stephen theyre going to let you vote just because its your birthday . What do you mean . I registered and its not only about celebrating the fact ive made it 18 times around the sun but its a big year and i have the 18 by 18 initiative and encouraging my friends to get to know what theyre voting on. Stephen oh, wow, youre going to register to vote and educate your friends . Yeah, and, of course, celebrate, too. Stephen you are about to turn 18. I think names get thrown around a lot but they call your generation generation z. Yes. Stephen could they hook me up with lingo i should know to seem cool . I also struggle with keeping up with the youth. laughter stephen really . Yeah. Stephen what do you determine is youth . People my own age i find myself to be trend to jasons sometimes. So i turn to my 14yearold brother. He usually keeps me up to date. A new term is hype beast. Stephen hype beast . Yes, which is somebody who collects popular up and coming brands, usually brands on fairfax and california for the sake of seeming cool and having a semblance of cachet. Stephen so youre too branded out. Right. Stephen and youre a hype beast. Its beastly how hyping you are of someone elses product. That is probably where it came from. Stephen wow. Could you use that in a sentence, please . Its more so i guess the only time ive used it is, hey, cy, i took a picture of a hype beast. Is this a hype beast . laughter it was a context in which it was not great but i was trying to get clarity. Stephen okay. No judgment, just clarity. Exactly. Stephen you have two younger brothers . Yes. Stephen okay. 14 and 9. Stephen and 9. Are they also creative types like yourself . So the 9yearold, hes extremely creative. We dont watch much tv which means that we find other ways of entertaining ourselves. So he set up a casino in our front room, and stephen do the police know about this . Okay. All right. But, yeah, and also, i think hes extremely smart just because he understands money is a concept of just a collective agreement that well all use one type of currency, so hes created his own money, its called hasan bucks. Stephen he has his own crypt occurrencey. Yes, basically bit coin. No one sees what they look like but he keeps count. Stephen hes the Federal Reserve of hasan bucks. Yes. Stephen how does one get them and how can you spend them . You can earn them. You can purchase them for 100. You can get 105 hasan bucks. Stephen thats a good deal. It is. I made him lunch, so he gave me 17 hasan bucks. My mother birthed him so she got 20 hasan bucks. laughter stephen that was either a terrible birth or a great sandwich. I dont know which one it is. laughter well, congratulations, happy birthday in two days. Thank you. Stephen we got you something to help you celebrate. Its a sheet of i voted stickers to give to your friends. Give them out this fall, okay . applause thank you so much for being here. Stephen grownish airs wednesdays on freeform. Yara shahidi, everybody well be right back with a performance by joywave. cheers and applause depend real fit briefs feature breathable, cottonlike fabric. In situations like this, theres no time for distractions. Its not enough to think im ready. I need to know im ready. No matter what lies ahead. Get a coupon at depend. Com no matter what lies ahead. 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So dive in today at red lobster stephen here performing doubt from their grammyeligible record, stephen here performing doubt from their grammy eligible record, content, ladies and gentlemen, joywave cheers and applause tell me all the things im supposed to like what you want to hear what think is right im not present my thoughts are misaligned cause every time i close my eyes too tight its the fall of 1929 a panic playing out in black and white i fill myself with doubt i feel like i sold out i feel like i am down im down without a doubt i feel like i let down everyone around i feel like nothing counts im down without a doubt ive filled myself with doubt maybe i was made for normal life where im in at 9 00 and im out by 5 00 and theres goals id hit them every time i could sell plans of different types to wealthy men and their trophy wives and go home see the kids at night i fill myself with doubt i feel like i sold out i feel like i am down im down without a doubt i feel like i let down everyone around i feel like nothing counts im down without a doubt ive filled myself with doubt never good enough never good enough never satisfied with nothing never good enough never satisfied with nothing never good enough never satisfied with nothing never good enough never satisfied with nothing never good enough never satisfied with nothing never good enough never satisfied with nothing i fill myself with doubt i feel like i sold out i feel like i am down im down without a doubt i feel like i let down everyone around i feel like nothing counts im down without a doubt ive filled myself with doubt cheers and applause stephen that was great, man thank you so much joywave, everybody well be right back. cheers and applause band playing strummed guitar you cant experience the Canadian Rockies through a screen. You have to be here, with us. Upbeat music travel through this natural wonder and get a glimpse of amazing, with a glass of wine in one hand, and a camera in the other, aboard rocky mountaineer. Canadas Rocky Mountains await. Call your travel agent or rocky mountaineer for special offers now. Stephen well, thats it for the late show, everybody. Tune in tomorrow, when my guests will be nathan lane and a special appearance by john oliver in a box stay tuned for james corden. Good night cheers and applause band playing captioning funded by cbs captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org are you ready yall to have some fun feel the love tonight dont you worry bout where it is you come from itll be all right its the late, late show