Metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking the New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont ask me questions like that. Youre
Metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont as
Musical guests big sean and metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you
Uh last night, you know, last night there was real concern the voters in alabama would put an alleged child molester and bigot and homophobe, all the bad things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this poi
Things santa frowns on, in the United States senate. [ laughter ] but it didnt happen. The special election actually turned out to be a very special election after all. Last night doug jones beat roy moore to become the first [ cheers and applause ] democratic senator from alabama since 1992. It was a major upset. A republican losing to a democrat in alabama is like a grizzly bear losing to a fish. [ laughter ] it just doesnt happen. Unless the republican happens to be so creepy around young girls, he was banned from the local mall. If the republican youre running against is not allowed inside forever 21, your odds of winning increase significantly. [ laughter ] it is kind of depressing that in 2017, barely not electing an alleged pedophile to the senate is something to celebrate. [ laughter ] but well take what we can get at this point. Team jones, of course, doug jones squad was fired up. This is the scene at jones headquarters when they called it. Pay special attention to the very e