[laughter] i m kidding. maybe. happy thursday, everybody. it is a glorious thursday. so let s big question, why are the young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their righty counterparts? you can see it for yourselves. do these people look like they are having a good day? maybe. if you define a good day as resting your genitals in a bowl of battery acid. don t knock it. what is behind this agony? are they liberals because they are depressed? or are they depressed because they are liberals? it is the old what came first, the responsively great chicken or the organic egg? they are not watching uplifting programs like this one. i m surprised colbert s credits don t end with how to tie a noose. [laughter] it is very depressing. sometimes i cry. to get to the bottom, you have to have a former lefty. covering a 2022 academic paper titled the politics of depression. which comes complete with a beautiful charge. you can trust anything the chart and its colors and numb
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who are miserable. but adult progresses now valorize depression. as a sign of political commitment. to put that in english, adult liberals incentivize misery. the will see a few and the more you express it the better you do in these circles as matt points out, the left love s misery porn and part of their kink is luring young people. here is their mating call. the corporations challenge it! the student loan lizards challenge it! that is not right! that is not fair. greg: when liberals pushed the idea that social justice exists everywhere and everyone is out to get you, of course, you re going to be depressed. on the other hand, you might get your own show on msnbc. it is a self-fulfilling cycle that feeds itself around the clock like [indistinct]. teams watch on eggshells worried
misery . ess it the worse you feel and theu do more you express it, the better you do. in thesein circles, as matt points out, the left loves misery, and part their is sharing it with young people. it s like doom is are white van and they luring kids with promises of attention it wc street cred. rehe here re is their call.ea tithey challenge the corporation challenge, yet there s still oliver s challenge. yet that is not right. thatt is not fair.! when liberals push the ideale everywhere andjusticralse exists everywhere and everyone s out to get you. when we live in a whiteryon e supremacisisto gett world , o you re going to be depressed. on the other hand ,to you thr might get your own show on msnbc, but it s a self-fulfilling cycle. it feeds itself around the clock. like ana navarro, teens walkr on eggshells, worried about how innocent words might get them canceled. abouminorities are told they lli never succeed on their own. and in seven years, the world tl sking going to e
0 who will tell you that many ofee these very gruesome physical t attacks we ve seen against asians in this countryagains are perpetrated by nonwhite, not by , you know, not by white supremacists. these are people who are sthesoe reluctant to say that all they want to say is that trump fauls arelt and republican at fault. she s a shill for china and she s hiding. great to see you tonight thank you.u.here. we re out of time, but[c yeah, yeah, i . i want your hands to bleed. i m kidding, baby .y thur happy thursday, everybody. and it s a glorious thursdayeryi but tonight s big question,e why are young liberals so depressed, especially when compared to their rity counterparts? the studies show it. you can see it for yourselves.pp do these people look liklee they re having a good day? maybe if you define a good day, is resting your in a bowl of battery acid, don t knock it.so so what s behind this agony?becs e are they liberals because they re depressed or they depressed because t