Jokes behind a desk while he listen to squirrels bang through the thin attic walls you know what . I might go for it. I might go for it, guys. Lets get to the news. President trump tweeted this morning, quote, buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur 75 yearold Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan Police Communications in order to black out the equipment. I watched. He fell harder than was pushed was aiming scanner could be a setup . Oh, my god whats wrong with you . You tweeted that thats not for twitter that kind of insanity clearly belongs on facebook. You know what this means for the next few days all 52 republican senators are going to be hiding in trumps bunker. Oh, we cant see tweets down here too dark i didnt see it House Democrats and Speaker Nancy Pelosi kneeled for 8 minutes and 46 seconds in a show of solidarity with protesters and im not sure thats the answer if this was their halloween costume, theyd be banned from the school yearbook. According to the latest numbers, almost a half Million People returned to work yesterday as new york began phase one of its reopening and you can tell its going to be an adjustment, because a lot of them forgot to wear pants uh . Oh, crap you guys, sorry. Out of practice. The nfl released its updated plan yesterday for safely returning players to Training Facilities amid the coronavirus pandemic such as, implementing social distancing and conducting Virtual Meetings whenever possible, though it will make the huddles weird. 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In her defense, trump had just suggested them as a coronavirus cure what do you got to lose, people what do you got to lose . Because isnt there a chance and i guess this is a question question for you, fauci, isnt there a chance a raccoon would steal the coronavirus from you because i know they steal garbage, and its a garbage disease. Its a garbage the criminals of the garages, the raccoons, as theyre known but, im not a doctor. Might be worth looking into too smart to be a doctor, i was told fauci fauci, my best friend. A panda at a zoo in denmark escaped from its enclosure yesterday, after it climbed up a pole with electrical wires then it climbed down the pole, exited the zoo, went to an Office Supply store. And, long story short and finally a man in india reportedly underwent surgery recently after inserting a phone charger into his penis for sexual gratification and his girlfriend is going to be so embarrassed when she exists you guys that was a monologue we have a great show for you tonight. Ill be talking to the wonderful Tiffany Haddish. Plus, grammy winning musician and Country Music legend brad paisley will be here. Ill talk, catch up with brad, and then he will perform with fred armisen and the 8g band, socially distant, of course. But, they all come together and its great the news right now is terrible and im only using the word terrible, because anything more accurate wouldnt get past our censors. But in the midst of all the awful recent headlines, a few uplifting stories have emerged which, brings us to a segment seth in april, to slow the spread of the coronavirus, new York Governor Andrew Cuomo ordered all residents to wear face masks when theyre outside. Unfortunately, not all new yorkers complied so what can you do when you see someone in public without a mask ask them politely to put one on . Thats one approach, sure. But when a woman showed up without a mask to a Grocery Store in Staten Island, people there tried a different approach get the [ bleep ] out of here get out [ yelling seth this is the kind of story we need right now. The entire pandemic has been marred by a lack of clear guidelines from federal and local government get tested, dont get tested. Wear a mask, dont wear a mask. You know who is providing Crystal Clear guidance Staten Island. No nuance in the Staten Island guidance they have one guideline, and its wear a mask or get the [ bleep ] out of here. And, frankly, its the clearest message ive heard this whole time the cdc is based in atlanta. But, for my money, it should be based in the frozen food aisle at that shoprite just for comparison, once again, this is how you ask people to wear a mask in manhattan wear a mask if you may be in a situation where you cant socially distance. Seth and this is how you do it in Staten Island. Get the [ bleep ] out of here get out seth but the pandemic hasnt just changed how we shop its also changed how we work, how we socialize and according to two photos that went viral recently, its changed how we baptize babies. Thats right those priests are shooting infants with squirt guns this is the kind of story we need right now when america opens back up, its going to be tough to decide where to go first. A restaurant, the beach, the salon, a carnival. The Catholic Church has made our decision easy. Im not even catholic and as soon as new york opens up, im gonna be like, siri, find me a baptism because they finally look fun. They look fantastic. Also, maybe when this is over, priests should, you know, should still keep that 6foot distance. I dont know could be a winwin in other religious news, a Muslim Community in germany recently asked their local ikea if they could gather in the stores parking lot so they could celebrate the end of ramadan, while also practicing social distancing. And get this, ikea said, yes. Look at that photo how great is that . Its the only nice that has ever happened in an ikea parking lot. Normally when someone prays in an ikea parking lot, its to say, please let this glurbogen fit in my car. Please let this glurbogen fit in my car. Also im so impressed with how carefully spaced apart everyone is ikea mustve given them hundreds of these meanwhile, back in america were all glued to our phones watching terrifying events unfold yesterday i got a notification that said this and i have to say, rude. But the bright spot of social media lately, was this video of a little boy playing doctor with his dad. Now, whats your name dada dada uhhuh what happened . So, um, i woke up and i had a little crimp in my neck. And my neck kept doing this. You woke up yeah, when i woke up. It kept on that, twitching, every time why is it like that i dont know can you can you at least check my heart yeah, i told you. Yeah, cause i aint feeling too good uh seth this is the kind of story we need right now. 82 million americans dont have a primary care physician meanwhile, this man has an amazing doctor he asked all the right questions. Whats your name. What happened . Thats twice as many questions as they often ask you at urgent care plus, that doctor doesnt sugar coat bad news. Most doctors, if they hear Something Weird in their stethoscope are like, i dont know im going to have to run some more tests. This doctor, gives it to his patients straight. Uh seth and finally, in order to survive during the coronavirus pandemic, restaurants across the country are delivering food to americans in quarantine. And while ordering delivery provides people with meals, it doesnt provide them with the social experience of being at a restaurant unless they order from a restaurant in philadelphia called apricot stone, where owner ara ishkharian is providing customers with an interactive experience it all starts when customers make a reservation by that time slot, i reach out to you and we email you the menu. And we email you the wine and spirits pairing with the food. Seth and then, at your reservation time, ara calls you on facetime, from the restaurant, and takes your order. Hi, melissa thanks for coming in how are you . What do you recommend as starter . Well, i love our grape leaves seth and ara makes sure customers get the full restaurant experience. We have the music playing we have the candlelight on the table. Seth if you listen hard enough, you can even hear a drunk couple breaking up at another table. And i dont know them, but i do think kelly is making some good points once customers order, they log off until their food is delivered. Then, after it arrives, ara calls back to check in hey, guys how is everything . Let me refill that water for you. Seth this is the kind of story we need right now. I love every part of going to a restaurant, except leaving my house. I would have wanted this service before the pandemic. Plus, for months, most of us have only seen the four walls of our house. This gives you an opportunity to see a fifth wall behind ara. But my favorite part of the experience is this we email you our wine and spirits pairing. Seth i assume theyre pairing wine and spirits with food, instead of pairing wine with spirits, like ive been doing. You know what goes great with cabernet gin. If youre out of gin, paint thinner. The last food pairing i made before that was, Peanut Butter and a hot dog bun. Ordering from apricot stone, much like a priest with a squirt gun, is a winwin. They can stay afloat and you get to skip the worst part of eating out, trying to calculate 20 while youre drunk. So much is hard right now. So, thank you to everyone who is making things even a little bit easier because, whether you are keeping your community safe, or providing great health care, or just posting a video of yourself dancing salsa with your own reflection seth these are, the kind of stories we need right now. Well be right back with Tiffany Haddish. Peop e afraid i was contagious. I felt gross. It was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. Four years clear. Real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. Dont use if youre allergic to cosentyx. Before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. An increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. 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Youre a very funny person it must be so difficult for you to find the way to talk about this moment that were living through. Its extremely difficult. You know, seth, i like to think of myself as an administrator of joy, someone who when i come into a scene, any worries or woes that you might have can be alleviated or removed. But during this time, it has been so difficult for me to express any kind of joy, or bring any kind of happiness or anything cause im watching, im literally sitting back watching the world fall apart, what it feels like and it feels like it needs to fall apart things need to fall apart and be put back together again in a way thats fair. Seth you were at George Floyds funeral in minneapolis. And what was it like being there . What made you decide to go were you happy in the end that you went okay. So, i decided to go because i was invited. I was invited to be there. And the main thing that made me want to be there mind you, i aint been nowhere okay in months. But the thing that made me really want to be there is i have watched my friends be slaughtered by the police. I have watched people be murdered in front of me. And as a 13yearold, 14yearold girl, you know, and there was nothing i could do except, no, dont do that, just yelling out what does that do . And so i wanted to be there in support of the family because i understand how they feel and being there was like being there for all my friends whose funerals i already went to but all my friends who passed away, all the people that i went to school with whove passed away, whove been locked up for no reason. Just because they cant afford a good lawyer or, you know, accused of things that they didnt do. And being there was so powerful cause i did not know it was going to be televised. I had no idea that it was going to be televised. I thought there would be cameras outside or whatever, but that was my first time walking into a funeral that was televised and a funeral of someone who was killed by a Police Officer you know, and i thought that was really tremendous. And i remember i was like, kevin, put your mask on. You all need to put your mask on nobody wanted to put their mask on i dont know why put your mask on if youre sitting next to me they didnt want to put it on. But will packer put his on and, you know, the eulogies that were given were so powerful. It was a great message and i cried so much. I cried so much. I was crying so much and it was like tears of not just for floyd, but for all of those people that passed away, of all of my friends and my family members that are locked up it was just, like, all the tears that i ever wanted to cry were coming out and i was trying to swallow them trying to swallow them, and when they had that moment of silence, that 8 minutes and 46 seconds of silence on that stage and im standing there next to one of the mothers of a victim, and the quietness and then the thought of what if someones knee was in my neck for this long how helpless were my friends when they were being attacked, you know i just couldnt the tears, i was trying to swallow and it was coming out through my nose and my mask was full of snot and i was like, holding it, trying to like keep the snot off my mouth there aint no holding it and i wasnt going to take it off cause i didnt want to look like a scene out of a bad movie and i just the pain, the amount of pain that i felt was tremendous and as were leaving out of there, you know, people are like, theyre already tweeting about you. Theyre already tweeting about you. And im like, i didnt do anything i didnt do anything and already being, like, attacked. And im like, its not about i dont care if theyre tweeting about me if theyre tweeting about me and thats bringing more attention to whats going on right now, great. But when i took that mask off and all that snot was all over in here, that was not okay but the next day my skin was so soft all from here so i found out about snot facials. Seth there you go. So, theres at least one very tiny, tiny positive. Is this a positive for you i mean, you grew up in south central. Youve seen this your whole life, as youve mentioned. Now there are people from all different walks of life who are addressing this issue, at least saying they care about this issue and want solutions is that important to you have you seen this before, and are you hopeful that it will be different this time . I mean, lets be honest i am so happy finally that people are seeing both sides of the coin, and that theyre out there marching and protesting. And thats great thats great but there needs to be more effective change made. There needs to be more done. And im grateful and thankful that people see what we are going through over here, and they have understanding and theyre like this has to stop. Im so grateful. Im grateful and thankful. But you all need to be making these phone calls to these politicians, to these board supervisors and the mayor and the councilmen there needs to be change made and there needs to be an effective way of dismantling the system of oppression, systemic you know what im saying, the racism has been going on for a long time. It needs to stop seth hey, you and i are obviously, were in show business i have seen so many cop movies, cop shows over the years i would call myself a fan of those kind of shows. And yet i realize as we go through this, so many of the cops that are framed as heroes often make choices that require them crossing a line because we see it from their perspective, we think, well, they know the right time to cross the line do you worry that the way police are perceived and growing up like you did in south central, was that something that was always strange to you. Im sorry, hold up. Im sorry. There is a man at my door and my guard dog, the maltese, is losing it. Thats my Little White Dog she protects me. Hold up. [ laughter ] [ door opening ] thank you. Sorry, seth. Seth thats all right, tiffany. Im sorry, but the dog wouldve barked the whole time seth how now, im not a dog expert, but based on the bark, thats not a large dog. No. Shes like 7 pounds. Sleeper. This is my baby girl right here. Sleeper shes like, im not working right now, nobodys ringing the doorbell im not coming over there. Seth she didnt get her hair and makeup she didnt get her blowout shes a little maltese yorkie mix and shes my white guard dog. She protects me. Seth do you feel that there is a dangerous element to how police are portrayed on television and on films . I think that, you know, i wish it was more truthful. There are some movies that are very true. Like, i feel like training day was like right on the money. See, ive dated many Police Officers thinking i would be protected and be safe that way turns out no turns out uhuh, no. But Lesson Learned you know, you live, you learn. And, you know, hollywood is hollywood. Theyre telling stories. And theres not always truth in those stories. And theres some truth theres like bits and tidbits of truth. And i feel like, i remember when i wanted to be a Police Officer. Seth sure. And then i i remember being 7, 8 years old, like im going to be a police. Because, you know, tv portrays them as upright citizens, that, you know, theyre here to protect and keep the peace and then as i get older, as im outside more, especially when i went into foster care, its not that its not that. I see them antagonizing, creating drama amongst people. I was talking to my friend the other day. Shes like, well, why do you keep killing each other . If you guys didnt kill each other girl, if you dont i was like, if you dont shut up. First of all, lets break down why people kill each other and dont sit up here and act like white people dont kill each other because there is a whole channel called the i. D. Channel that i can sit and watch all day, white people killing each other. And never will there be a rerun. They show different new murders every day. But you watch the news for 30 minutes and think we over here slaughtering each other. And if thats the case, we would all be gone, wouldnt we seth well be right back with more Tiffany Haddish. 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I mean snot facials is probably one that we should probably one that we should be looking forward to seeing soon no, no, no. I dont think seth okay. I dont think i dont think a snot facial is really going to be helpful it helps the soul, you know, to get that pain out. But i dont think its going to be i dont think thats thats not something you want to do voluntarily seth what about now, what i do think would be what i do want to do is, like ive noticed that every community and i really think that there has to be more community. And what i noticed is real communities have their own Grocery Stores, they have their own banks. You know, ive been in south central, los angeles my whole life the only thing ive ever seen us really have is maybe a butcher shop and we got this food desert. So what i would like to do is open up my own Grocery Store cause i see korean Grocery Stores, japanese Grocery Stores, spanish Grocery Stores, indian Grocery Stores so i would like to open up one and call it the diaspora Grocery Store. In my Grocery Store, we will have things from all different regions where theyre all kind of people of brown things that are indigenous to our land, right . And then i would like to have cooking classes. And id like to put it right in the middle of a food desert, which is what i kind of live in, a food desert right now. Theres all kind of fast food, but theres not necessarily theres one Grocery Store and theres not necessarily produce there all the time, or fresh produce, or toilet paper for that matter. Anyways, i would like to open up this Grocery Store and have cooking classes going on there that are weekly where people can learn how to create meals for themselves i know so many millennials right now that dont know how to cook, and people my age. What am i, generation x, that dont know how to cook and im just shocked like how do you not know how to cook but theyve been doing tv dinners and fast food their whole life because thats affordable right, thats affordable, which is ridiculous cause its more affordable to cook your own meals. So, i want to teach that, and i want to have a Grocery Store and theres this place right here down the street from my house off of buckingham that used to be it was the first black bank in los angeles ever in california. And a black man designed it and built it, and its still sitting there. Its empty theres no bank there. Theres nothing there. And im like, i should be able to buy that building and turn it into the diaspora Grocery Store. And the upstairs could be cooking classes and the downstairs could be groceries. And well actually sell utensils that you can use to cook with. I go to the Grocery Store, cant even find a cast iron skillet. Cant even find like the big wooden spoon to stir with. Like, you need utensils to cook, you know tools. I think that would be helpful. Seth there you go. I think thats a very strong idea, tiffany, and it seems like you put a lot of thought into it yes ive even put about 150 in a business plan. Seth there you go. Hey, how are you spending your time in quarantine i know youve been at home and youre used to being out on the road and in clubs. How does tiffany spend her time . Well, at first when quarantine first started, i was spending a lot of my time sleeping and then i rose, and ive been in my garden a lot and ive been watching some tv shows but ive been reading more than anything and that right there, when you leave me to my own devices of being able to read, im so glad my drama teacher taught me how to do that and ive been just gathering up all this information and history. Ive been reading dr. Claud Andersons Book powernomics. Dirty Little Secrets of black history. Ive been reading this book right here cause i know money is important money is [ laughter ] i know that. You know they put our forefathers, our masters on the money to remind us of things right . So, i know theres power in that so, ive been reading this book right here the color of money black banks and the racial wealth gap. Ive been reading a lot. And when i come out of this, i promise you seth now, when you get back on stage im going to be an economical genius seth i look forward to the economical genius era of Tiffany Haddish. Do you think youll be a different kind of comedian when it is safe to go back in the clubs . Do you think youll talk about Different Things based on whats happening in the world and how you spent your time . I think i definitely will be talking about Different Things ill be talking more about my experiences. But also, you know, people have been asking me, tiffany, whats a way that we can make change . How can we be effective . People keep asking me this and im like, look, im no genius, im no leader. But i know for me, like, this is something im definitely going to be talking about on stage when i want things to change in my life, i stop having sex so maybe if all the women stop having sex [ laughter ] if all women stop having sex, maybe men will change this system of things seth well, its not a terrible idea. Its not a terrible idea tiffany, i am always so happy to talk to you. I really hope the next time is in person. Thank you so much for making the time for us today and for speaking to us about your experiences. I really appreciate it, tiffany. Thank you, seth, for having such good energy, which keeps me from being militant. [ laughter ] seth love you, tiffany thank you love you seth well be right back with brad paisley. I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. Now theres skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90 clearer skin at 4 months after just 2 doses. 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We stick together, for worse or for better yeah through any kind of weather, yo youre my friend in need. come on, come on we stick together, we make the sunshine brighter, we make it all feel better, youre my, youre my, woo, yeah youre my family. yo youre my family. Seth our next guest is a grammy awardwinning musician whose latest single no i in beer is available now heres my conversation with our good friend brad paisley seth brad, it is always such a delight to see you my only regret is were not seeing each other in person. We are very good friends our wives are good friends and i have to i actually have a criticism because you have been helping your wife with her cosmetic upkeep in a way that is making me look like a very bad husband. Well, i hate to take total credit for my talents and abilities, but i will. Ill be opening the brad paisley hair care salon soon because, i tell you, its something i didnt realize i had a talent for, but i do if alexi needs help, ill help i can do highlights. I mean, im getting there. Seth but you must admit, the stakes must be pretty high i mean, im guessing this is the first time youve done it. Did you get a lot of instruction from kim before you started . Uh, she was really i think she was at her like, it wastw it was like there was enough little gray strands showing that shes like, thats how desperate she got. So i wasnt that nervous because i figured, you know, its never been a dream of mine to be great at that. So, it wasnt like my big chance or anything. Seth yeah, i think you should call it the last straw salon. I think that would be a very [ laughter ] that would be exactly good advertising. Fair advertising so, ive seen how youve interacted with your fans over the years and youve always been incredibly generous with your time and you have taken advantage of this moment were living through and youve joined a fair amount of zoom happy hours with your fans how does that come to pass, and is it fun to do . Its more than fun. I mean, its been a really tremendous experience for me to be able to see these folks, where they live without the pressure of an inperson meet and greet where theyre rushed through, take your photo, thank you, goodbye theres just elements of their personality that i dont see when they come to a concert. And ive loved it. Ive been able to jump in zooms with nurses and teachers and the most impactful one was the one this weekend i couldnt believe what i was seeing in a wonderful, beautiful sense. It was these guys, you probably saw the marine and his best friend hes white, hes black they decided to have a Big Beer Party in the driveway and invite people over for conversation in these times. And id say it was just really, really powerful to me. Seth and so you knew that was happening. I guess youd read the story about these two guys and the fact that they wanted to have these really important conversations with people in their community. And then you reached out and you helped with the beer part. Yeah, well, i saw they had like a cooler full of bud light. And i can tell that if they had a good turnout on that street, that wasnt going to suffice so we bought out ajs beer warehouse in rochester, new york, and you know, bought all the bud and bud light that they had and sent it over there. And they had a driveway full and then i zoomed with them a little bit later early enough that it wasnt a mistake [ laughter ] to zoom at that point i told them, i said, tomorrow morning you guys are going to be laying in this driveway, arent you, passed out . Seth this song no i in beer, this feels very unique to the time were living in and i would have believed that you had written it now but this is actually from a couple years ago yeah, i wrote it in 2018, and it was really purely a party song and, you know, it got a big ovation from the drunks on the lawn at the amphitheater and people that came there to party to concerts. Thankfully, we cut the track last year before quarantine started. So i had a working drum and bass track and all these things and then i started hearing the phrase were all in this together, which has applied to so many things that were doing right now. And thought i should make sure that that isnt just something that i need to let my label hear i listened to it again, and the only thing i really had to change was the opening line of the song, which was originally theres a bunch of people coming over. Which could be a wrong opening line at this time. But you know it became better, it became a better song because it was like it was, now its, wherever you are tonight, whatever youre going through, its like, look, things arent perfect. You know, in some ways its a rough time, but lets have a beer together. Seth so you obviously recorded this with your incredibly talented band but tonights performance that were going to see, you recorded with our incredibly talented 8g band, who, over the years of our show, you have gotten a chance to work with youve sat in with the band and youve gotten to work with fred. Yeah, fred and i did we had a lot of fun in, i think it was either january or february, we did the San Francisco comedy festival thing where we did a music night and he did a country theme night, which was just, you know, fred is so brilliant, as you know seth now was that fred reaching out to you or you reaching out to fred how did that start yeah, it was fred reaching out. He said i want to do theme nights would you want to do a country one . And i was like, im in, i think that sounds like a blast and it was awesome, and everything you would hope from one of those nights. His sensibilities about what makes music funny and some things you dont even think of are so brilliant so, yeah, when we were talking about playing the song on here, i was, like, well, i want to play with these guys, i dont want to play with the guys im tired of i want to play with the 8g band and hear their take on it, which it is a different song with them playing. Its really neat to hear another interpretation hey, i want to talk about something you and kim have started a while back, and it is now more important than ever the store, which is your nonprofit Grocery Store that you opened in nashville. Its been a crazy experience to sort of try to launch a nonprofit in this time and we have spent three years getting this thing ready and we were ready to go around march for like a soft open, and then we were hoping to sort of have a Ribbon Cutting in the summer and sort of say, all right, were open for business and donation its basically a Grocery Store that is free, and it gives people the dignity of choice it allows them the ability to go pick out what they want and have an experience like shopping. Its why its called the store and then the kids dont know that theres any financial hardship, and it allows sort of for an experience that the parents dont feel bad about and we were able to sort of do that for one week. We launched early and then all hell broke loose and since then we immediately switched our model to where now its, you know, you show up and we get you what you need, and youre given that at the door. Pretty soon they will be able to come in again and shop inside. And were also just delivering to elderly in the neighborhood and we are five times the capacity of what we thought we could do in our first few months and growing. And thats just the times were living in. Its a crazy time to launch it but i think it was sort of divine its a very interesting coincidence that we opened this right now. Seth its incredibly generous of you and kim. And i assume that if youre operating at five times the capacity you predicted, there must be an incredible generosity from the community to keep it going. Yeah. Its been great. I mean, honestly, every Time Nashville does anything, and folks like you highlight it, we end up with people donating. And we are hanging in there. And i didnt think we could. I mean, its really neat im impressed with our town and people in general, you know, helping. Seth you did your first social distance concert, no audience but it was something for, obviously, your audience how was it to perform with your band on a stage with no audience but filming it so that people could enjoy it it was interesting because it was like it was really normal in the middle of a song. Because we had our whole set otherwise it was like the old days when no one was there but really it was, you know, we had our whole set, the lights, spotlight. And so youd forget in the middle of the song youd find yourself in the moment and then youd end, its crickets and you have to tell yourself every song, no, i think theyre clapping at home seth right and its kind of probably how you have felt since this started. Every time you land a joke on here and youre like, i hope theyre laughing seth there are still like there have still been like one or two a day where im very aware theyre also not laughing at home. [ laughter ] where it wouldve been the same if there was a studio audience seth absolutely. Brad, im so excited that youre going to be back after these commercials so that people can see no i in beer with the 8g band and its always such a pleasure talking to you, buddy. Its so great to talk to you too. And this band rocks. Its really fun to hear their take on it like i said, its somewhere between randy newman and the theme from the office when i hear the way they play it, which is cool as can be, in my mind. Its really fun. Seth all right, thanks all the best to you and your family, brad god bless thank you. Seth well be right back with music from brad paisley and our own 8g band. And weve upgraded her with a sonic shield and holographicmapping drones. Impressive. There is one more thing. 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Seth back to perform his new single, no i in beer with our very own 8g band, heres brad paisley wherever you are tonigh whatever youre goin throug grab a long neck bottl or a big ol pint and lets all have a fe cause were all in this together to me its all so clear drinkin oughta be a team effor there is no i in beer well you got a budd whose heart brok see if you can get him on the phone you tell hi life aint fai we all been ther but no one should drink alone cause were all in this together thats why god put us her drinkin oughta be a team effor there is no i in beer there aint no u or i in bee thats right but theres about to be a lot of beer in you and i well were all in thi together this is gonna be our season we were the team to beat oh but not anymore were lookin at the score in shock and disbelie but were al in this together theres always next year im likin all this team effor there is no i in beer yeah were al in this together thats why god put us her go head and check your websters there aint no i in beer to the farmers an the First Responders to the Truck Drivers shiftin gears every nurse tha needs a brea let me buy you a drink there aint no i in beer seth brad paisley and the 8g band, everyone no i in beer is out now. Well be right back. Seth i want to thank my guests Tiffany Haddish and brad paisley i want to thank fred armisen and the 8g band. Stay tuned for lilly singh stay safe, wash your hands we love you. Late with lilly singh, ill explain why i actually love driving in l. A. And how my car is my wingman. It puts on a playlist of love songs like [ cheers ] kevin nealon joins me here and he forces me to exercise oh are you a flatliner lilly what no you dont need a flatliner, do you lilly oh my god. My son lilly speak faster [ laughter ] please speak faster. Plus he shows me his brand new hobby that hes going to reveal to the world for the very first time im so excited to see what your talent is. Can you give us any hints . [ laughter ] you know what, im just going to wait and see what it is when the show starts in one minute. Stick around [ cheers and applause murdering people in the arctic no okay, well see