Ordered sushi from sugarfish. But in between ordering and delivery, we got nervous. And decided to microwave it. Microwave sushi is kind of disgusting. Yeah, kind of. Who could have ever guessed raw fish in the microwave wouldnt be good . In las vegas, some hotels and casinos are open for business. With precautions in place. For instance this gentleman came ready for video poker with a mask glove cigarettes hes smoking under the mask. No one has ever cared more and less about his health at the same time. They should put this in one of those do your vegas commercials. Pump up the glamour. The president is excited that things are opening up. Buoyed by what he claims is big demand trump could be back on the rally trail as early as next week. To bask in the glow of his fans coronavirus be damned. If hes gonna do this, he should be required to shake everyones hand. Everyone who shows up, he should have to rub his sweaty little nubs on every maga hatter who wants to meet him. All he wants is the roar of the crowd. Maybe instead of running for a second term we should book him a yearlong run at Madison Square garden like billy joel. The president is said to be so upset about recent polls that show him losing bigly to joe biden he hired a Consulting Firm to challenge the results of those polls. And thats a bad sign. If you think he wont contest the election if he loses . He wont even accept a meaningless poll they are going to have to drag him out of the white house by his heels. One poll has joe biden up by 14 points. So sugar daddy vlady has his work cut out for him. And it makes sense that he doesnt get it. Hes just like a lot of softbrained 73 year old men who watch nothing but fox news. This is the nonsense the president of the United States is watching on tv before he gets tuckered into bed every night. This is a good country. Better than any other. Of course we are flawed, but we are trying, unlike most places. And we have nothing to be ashamed of, none of us. Immigrants know that best of all. Thats why they come here, a million new americans every year. They are not coming because america is a racist country. Theyre coming because its not. Jimmy right. But didnt you want to build a wall to keep those immigrants out, oh, never mind. Hes right, america is fine. We have no problems at all. Those people marching in the streets . Theyre just getting exercise meanwhile thats not even the craziest thing going. Have you seen the video of the old man in buffalo, the protestor, getting assaulted by police . I dont even want to show the video, because its upsetting. If you want to see it, look it up. An old guy, who is out protesting, gets shoved by two cops, falls to the ground, and blood starts gushing out his ear. Or does it . The National Spokeswoman for the Republican National committee elizabeth harrington, posted a completely nutty Conspiracy Theory that claimed the old man, Martin Gugino, was using prop blood attached to an elaborate device. I guess he used magnets to get the police to shove him too. And our president who is never one to pass on a crackpot story like this wrote, buffalo protester shoved by police could be an antifa provocateur. 75 year old Martin Gugino was pushed away after appearing to scan Police Communications in order to black out the equipment. oann i watched, he fell harder than was pushed. Was aiming scanner. Could be a set up . Or could be complete nonsense. Just to recap the theory here is that a 75yearold man was using his cellphone to scan Police Communication equipment in order to black it out i feel like anyone who has tried to zoom with their grandparents knows theres no way thats true. But our president. Well, it takes a special kind of monster to see a peaceful 75yearold man shoved to the ground by police so hard he bleeds from the ears and take the side of the concrete. But he does, our unfounding father. But he tells it like it is, right . This is exciting news for the pals of potus. This was a text from the trump campaign, said President Trump set aside a limited edition trump coloring book just for you, friend 900 just sold in 5 minutes dont wait. Claim yours now and if you go to the link, it takes you to trumps online store and there it is the official trump coloring book its available on his website for 20. Or, if you donate 25 free for five dollars more you get, the same thing why a coloring book . I feel like the people who would be willing to pay 20 for his campaign probably ate all their crayons already. So anyway we claimed ours. And it took a few weeks to get here but here it is now. This is all real. The official trump coloring book. Featuring our super president. Doing super stuff. Truth is his kryptonite. Here he is smiling. In front of the flag here hes got the usa in his strong, giant hand. In this one, he is screaming waddaya mean theres no mozzarella sticks . This is him building the wall as if hes ever done even an hour of manual labor in his life. And again regular joe, in a hard hat. And we get to color in his tender side too. There he is cradling a weird, alien baby. That had to be drawn by a different person, right . And this is good too. Supertrump with conan the dog. Join President Trump on his fight against animal cruelty did his sons shoot a dolphin in the face . And finally wearing a cape. This is good. Enjoy this relaxing pasttime as you spark your creativity and let your imagination run free. Each image of our nations 45th president is single sided, allowing you to remove and proudly display your art piece around your home or workplace. Could you imagine coloring this in and hanging it . At that point, you just hang yourself. Oh i forgot one thing. They even included a page for mike pence. Who unfortunately, was too white to be outlined so there you go grab a box of orange crayons and have at it. These are dark times for sure. There seems to be an unfillable divide in this country which is sad. And whenever i am down i look to the most positive person, not just in my life maybe the most positive person in human history. My cousin micki the other day our cousin melissa told micki that, because of the lockdown her son archies school gave the students a choice they could do pass, fail or a letter grade. And micki, without missing a beat, asked well who would choose fail . Its called positive thinking and with that said heres cousin micki with your daily inspiration. Okay, if youre feeling down, its okay, you can be goofy, you can run around like hey, micki, you got, this you can do this, or to your own name, cheer for yourself and just know that everythings going to be okay. Jimmy thank you micki. 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Please welcome josh gad. Hi, josh, how are you . I feel like i want, can i walk in . Jimmy yes, make an entrance, and we will applaud. Hey jimmy its great to see you, you played a big role in our home during this quarantine period. Between watching frozen and frozen 2, a lot, and my daughter watched artemis fowl. And she loved it. We ordered the books afterwards. Its a fun movie. Im madly in love with everything Kenneth Brandon does, so i always say yes to whatever it is. And i think he hit it out of the park. So glad you guys enjoyed it. Jimmy came up great. Youve been really working hard to keep us entertained during this lockdown, with these special pieces you have been putting together. What a fun idea. Is this an idea you had before the quarantine . Or is this something that came to you during it . I had, i sort of had an inkling of an idea that it would be really fun to reunite some of like my favorite casts and creative teams from some of my favorite movies, but as you know, it always comes down like scheduling. Actually, true story. I was very inspired by the time you brought michael j. Fox and Christopher Lloyd on your show to do the back to the future sketch. And so i tried to raise money for covidrelated charities and it started with goonies, and it ended up being a tremendous success. Jimmy i feel like you could have done that by yourself. Either way, i was going to do it, or get josh brolin. Its much less goofy to do it for an audience and for a charity. Jimmy who was the first goony to join . Chunk, jeff, who is an entertainment lawyer. Jimmy really . Yeah, hes a Great Entertainment lawyer. And sean astin. When mikey says yes, everybody says yes. Including Steven Spielberg, which is mindboggling. Jimmy Steven Spielberg, i remember a story about your grandpa doing something with Steven Spielberg, what am i remembering . Yeah, my grandfather, joseph greenblatt, god bless his soul. He did a video for spibeelrg, he commemorated his experiences during the holocaust. He felt like steven owed him one on behalf of his, at the time 15yearold grandson, so he writes steven a letter, which he starts off dear stevie, and its basically, the sum of it is, i did a video for you, now put my son in like Jurassic Park two. It was like something to the equivalent of just make my son a star in one of your films now. Jimmy it didnt work, i guess. It didnt work. I still have not been in a Steven Spielberg film even though my grandfather called him stevie. I cant imagine why i havent been a part of his lexicon of films. Jimmy what are you doing next, ghostbusters . Is that what i heard . Yeah, dont tell anyone, but ghostbusters is my next. Jimmy you have to have bill murray, obviously, we were able to track bill down. Man, i wasnt going to reveal this until everybody saw it, but damn i love you so much. Bill murray did come and join the cast for the ghostbusters reunion and its insane. Jimmy were you able to get rick moranis . I was not able to get rick. I called rick. I tried to get rick, but rick is very much, you know, living the life of seclusion right now, and couldnt do it. What i was able to get rick to do, though, was to come out of retirement to do a sequel to honey, i shrunk the kids, which i am so excited about. Jimmy so youre doing that with rick, nice. Yes, im doing that with rick. I play his son. Because clearly. And, you know, its so amazing, because you dream about working with some of these idols and now i get to play opposite one of them. Jimmy it is crazy to be in the middle of that. There are movies you watch on vhs for a thousand times and suddenly you are eating dinner with these guys or asking them to do something and they say no. Anyway, so josh, we decided, we made a deal. And the deal would be, we would send each other outfits from amazon. Wed go on amazon and pick something out for the other, and neither of us got to choose, neither of us have even seen, i assume you havent seen whats in your box. My wife has been hiding mine. My wife opened the box and said oh, geez, thats all i know about this. Jimmy my wife said you cant wear this. So im just going to show one little part of the box here. Lets keep yours a secret. Ill just show you part of mine. [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, when we come back, were going to dress up in each others clothes, so well be right back with josh good. All right, im going to have to do some tucking. remember when any footlong was five dollars . hit it, charlie. Oh, youre five, five. Fivedollar, five dollar fivedollar footlong. Its freshly made with veggies. Its back. Fivedollar footlongs are back when you buy two. For a limited time. You know limu,g after all these years when you buy two. Its the ones that got away that haunt me the most. [ squawks ] cause youre not like everybody else. Thats why Liberty Mutual customizes your car insurance, so you only pay for what you need. What . Oh, i said. Uh, this is my floor. Nooo only pay for what you need. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. That could mean an increase byin energy bills. You can save by using a fan to cool off. Unplugging and turning off devices when not in use. Or closing your shades during the day. Stay well and keep it golden. Jimmy welcome back to Jimmy Kimmel Live from my house. Before the break, i mentioned that our guest tonight, josh gad, and i agreed to each send each other outfits via amazon to wear on the show tonight. This is what josh sent to me to wear. Josh, lets see what i sent you. What have you got on . You son of a ive had nightmares of me on the corner of hollywood and vine wearing this outfit. Jimmy you look like youre going an underpants commercial. I have to cover this, everything shows. Oh, i want, i should show. I have flashing i feel hike joe exotics next husband. Wow. Well, i feel like you won. You should wear that to the oscars this year. By the way, we should both go to the oscars dressed like this. Jimmy i think i would get arrested in this. I am going to wear the shoes again, for sure. Has your wife or children seen you in this . Jimmy my wife just saw it and gasped. And not in a good way, either. I do want to mention your show, central park, on apple tv plus. I know this is a very wellreviewed and hugelypopular show you got going there. Tell us about it there while dress as a strawberry. Im so proud of this show, jimmy. Its one of those incredibly joyful shows that has brought people a sense of light in some of the darkness we find ourselves in right now. And its a big musical. Titus burgess, stanley tucci, kristen bell, so its great. And really would love everyone to watch it. [ laughter ] jimmy take it from a strawberry. Also, josh has chosen a charity, and that charity is the aclu, which is the American Civil Liberties union. Everybody knows what they do, i think, i assume. No, i absolutely thank you for making aclu your charity this evening. I got to know a lot of those guys personally, when we were making the film marshall. And theyre doing incredible work for social justice reform. I feel absolutely imbecilic pitching this dressed as a strawberry. Jimmy lets go march like this, what do you say . [ laughter ] jimmy go to aclu. Org to make a donation. Thank you very much. Thanks for the clothes. I appreciate them. This is really going to spice up our love life in the house. And when i say our, i mean you and me. Well be right back. It is completely transparent down below. I was going to wear it without did everybody read the book . [miscellaneous responses of no] [orange] i read it captain. I read it. It was amazing. It opened my eyes. Nah, im just joking. I dont have eyes. [captain] Great Book Club guys. [orange] you know i cant read captain. [captain] Great Book Club guys. How do you gaveeno® happy 24 7 . With prebiotic oat. It hydrates and softens skin. So it looks like this. And you feel like this. Aveeno® daily moisturizer get skin healthy™ lets be honest. Quitting smoking is hard. Like, quitting every monday hard. Quitting feels so big. So try making it smaller, and youll be surprised at how easily starting small can lead to something big. Start stopping with nicorette. Starting small can lead to something big. Tomorrow can only be better with wendys breakfast. Win with a breakfast baconator, honey butter chicken biscuit, sausage egg and swiss croissant or frostyccino. And get another for a dollar. You and wendys breakfast. Tomorrow is lookin good jimmy that ease all the time we have. I want to thank the giant strawberry, josh gad, sleep tight, or not. Youve earned it. This is nightline. Tonight, record rates. Coronavirus infections soaring, the most in a single day. And now the new hotspots and the new face of patients. The icu already filled to capacity and the desperate race to keep the virus from overwhelming hospitals. Plus, reality of race. Through one mans eyes, his unlikely interviewer and a difficult conversation with the world in black and white comes into clearer focus. This is a really important moment for america to start to heal from the heart. Nightline starts right now, with byron pitts. Good evening. Thank you for joining us. Tonight, if you