Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert dems the break week 2020. Candidates gone but not forgotten, except the ones weve forgotten. Tonight, all hail breaks loose. And stephen makes a new lord of the rings trilogy. Plus stephen welcomes senator Kamala Harris, and musical guest, Lady Antebellum. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hello happy thursday. Please have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome, one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And it is cheers and applause and you can feel the excitement. Everybody is so excited about day five of the live impeachment hearings. Yeah. The witnesses have been compelling. E ated wt the whistleblower said, but the people on the tv say the whole thing has one problem the issue keeps on being kind of complicated for people to follow. Has this gotten too confusing for the American People . T
Such as Carlos Sanchez is, youre saying hello from dallas. We welcome you. Corey, youre also saying hello. Thank you so much all of you. Shoot away with your questions on Facebook Live. Tell me, first of all, were going to go a little light here. I think we all need that to feel like we can get our zen during this very difficult time. Tell me what you did this mast weekend. What did you do . We were on a lockdown situaton here in a shelter in place. What did you do . So share that with us every day. Well be here for you at this time with topical guests and ways to keep your sanity at home. Were also going to be on tv as well. The benefit of streaming on Facebook Live is added content during the breaks during which time we can just chat. We can share pictures. So lets get to all the headlines from today. Okay. Well start worldwide. Italy recorded a smaller day to day increase in new coronavirus cases for a second straight day. The 2020 summer olympics have been officially postponed to 2
Tonight, one stone overturned. Plus, stephen welcomes julia louisdreyfus. And musical guest moses sumney. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey you look good dont they look good . So good cheers and applause beautiful hey nice, i like it. Thank you so much, everybody. Please, have a seat. My friends, good to see you. Welcome. Welcome, one and all, to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. The 2020 election applause everybody is excited. You know why, jon . Its because the 2020 election is finally under way. Jon its going. Stephen yeah, today was the New Hampshire primary. So after a year of campaigning, we only have nine months to go. laughter ill give you all the latest in tonights edition of. I have a plan for that. A progressive agenda. horn beeping youre a lying dogfaced pony soldier. I think they will end up being the losers. Fury road to the white house,
[ laughter ] for me the biggest takeaway on election day is how can anybody possibly have such a clean garage . I dont understand it. I go into these old peoples homes, and i think wheres your stuff . California has more delegates than any state. And i dont know if it was like this where you live, but we have been overwhelmed by advertising, mostly from mike bloomberg. The amount of mail weve been getting from mike bloomberg, its unbelievable. He is the Bed Bath Beyond of candidates. One of our writers came home from work last night to find this hanging on his door. This is another ad for mike bloomberg. Even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. Mike bloomberg has poured more than 500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didnt have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. He did win he won American Samoa today, the election there. Biden won North Carolina and virginia. Bernie took vermont and expected
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