Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen whooo hey, how are you . Did you see that . Hey, everybody hey, up there. Hey, down here welcome to the show nice to see you. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im Stephen Colbert. Thats never happened before. The garage door didnt come open when i came out here. I guess i didnt have my key card in my pocket, or something. Im not sure. Magnetic or something. Well, folks, welcome to the show, you can feel a sense of relief in the nation right now. Jon thats right, thats right, you can feel it. Stephen last night, the last primary was held in washington, d. C. And Hillary Clinton cheers and applause the primaries being over reminds me what my brother used to say when i was a kid ah, im going to keep punching you in the face, but it will feel so good when its over. laughter jon it never does stephen dont tell mom last night, Hillary Clinto
We have to bring her in. We have to bring her in meghan trainer, everybody the queen of the world. Ladies. In my free time i just got some wine for you. Its my favorite type of wine for my favorite type of ladies. Thank you so much dont leave us i saw you out there, you were screaming. You were getting into it. Everybody kept saying first of all, Everybody Knows all the words to your songs in one second. Crazy. Thats why i write them. I want them to be easy so everyone can sing them. You know the one i love that we didnt play but well play next time you come . Dance like your daddy. She likes them all and im fond of several. Well bring my dad, well dance. Tell us what we have here. I just recently discovered 19 crimes, i love it, it tastes like grape juice to me. Im such a baby that i dont want to taste wine. I like that. You like grape juice. I have some over here. I cant have any because it would be like cheating on myself. I have to have my own line of wine. You have to have one sip
Here. If i may, a quick audience poll before we get going. How many of you are here mostly for the airconditioning . [ applause ] jimmy it hurts, but i understand. We are in the midst of a helllike heat wave on the west coast. I know hollywood boulevard was 103 degrees today. Inside sponge bobs costume, 203 degrees. The temperature hit 112 in Beverly Hills yesterday. Thats dangerous. Many residents of Beverly Hills are made of materials that melt at temperatures like that. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy it isnt a laughing matter. Experts say the best thing you can do in heat like this is take a screen shot of the weather app and post it to facebook. That way if you die, you go out with some likes. How many of you basketball game last night . It was the most watched nba ever for abc, the highest rated finals since 199 8 j since Michael Jordans last game. The Golden State Warriors seemed to be invincible during the regular season. Before the season started, an evil wizard cast a spell on
Obama we stand united with the people and the police department. 24 hours after tragedy in dallas, protesters returned to the streets tonight. These are live pictures tonight out of atlanta, with a massive protest, and to group of thousands shutting down a major thoroughfare in the city. The police are on one side, protesters on the other. Earlier inshootings the week in which a Police Officer was killed. Although this 24 hours after the horror last night in dallas. We begin there with the newest of elements from dallas. Five Police Officers shot to death last night after a peaceful protest in dallas. Tonight we know it was a lone gunman, Micah Johnson, veteran, killed by a bomb robot during a long standoff with the police. He told the police he wanted to kill white officers. Researchers uncovered a materials at his home, a munition, and a journal of combat tactics. Tonight, tributes are growing in dallas and across the country. Reports tonight president obama will be leaving europe ea
The lakers, home of the clippers, neither of whom won the nba championship this year which is why we didnt have a parade today. Theres a big parade in cleveland today to celebrate the citys first major sports title in like 800 years. And a weird thing happened. Nobody showed up. It was just j. R. Smith on top of a pickup truck. Maybe they didnt get the word out, i dont know. Maybe they didnt know they were supposed to have a parade. Actually, its quite the opposite. More than a million fans congregated to celebrate their team, lebron james and the cleveland cavaliers. The last time there was this much excitement in the streets of cleveland was when lebron james left cleveland and more than a million fans gathered in the streets to burn his jersey. [ cheers and applause ] but all is forgiven. And then some. The parade was two hours long. Lebron scored 43 points, 11 rebounds, 12 assists. He cant help himself. The media was out in full force. Everyone was there. Reporting goes for whomeve