The lakers, home of the clippers, neither of whom won the nba championship this year which is why we didnt have a parade today. Theres a big parade in cleveland today to celebrate the citys first major sports title in like 800 years. And a weird thing happened. Nobody showed up. It was just j. R. Smith on top of a pickup truck. Maybe they didnt get the word out, i dont know. Maybe they didnt know they were supposed to have a parade. Actually, its quite the opposite. More than a million fans congregated to celebrate their team, lebron james and the cleveland cavaliers. The last time there was this much excitement in the streets of cleveland was when lebron james left cleveland and more than a million fans gathered in the streets to burn his jersey. [ cheers and applause ] but all is forgiven. And then some. The parade was two hours long. Lebron scored 43 points, 11 rebounds, 12 assists. He cant help himself. The media was out in full force. Everyone was there. Reporting goes for whomever runs the audio for Sports Center on espn. Take a look. Everyone loves a parade. And thats never been more true than in cleveland today. Tell us about the scene today. What are you seeing . [ silence ] apparently dave cant hear us. But he is nodding that the scene is electric. Jimmy maybe he was electrocuted. I dont know. Why is he nodding . What is he nodding at . Well never know, i guess. This is an exciting time for cleveland. First the nba championship and next month the Republican National convention. Donald trump is getting ready. Hes been stepping up his attacks on Hillary Clinton. He Just Launched a new website called lying, crooked hillary. Com. Which i tried to go on like five times today. Every time i only got a blank page. I told them not to hire the guys who set up the obama care website. He didnt listen. [ cheers and applause ] yesterday donald trump had a meeting with evangelical leaders, religious leaders. And he questioned Hillary Clinton and president obamas faiths. As you know, trump is very religious, very christian. He likes his testament the way he likes his wives, new. But as for hillary, trump said he warned these guys, he said the public doesnt know anything about her in terms of her religion, whereas we do know that he is a man of deep faith. In fact, his faith is so deep you can barely see any sign of it. His faith is like one of these seethrough fish at the very, very bottom of the ocean. You know the ones that are invisible because no light ever touches their bodies . Thats how deep Donald Trumps faith is. Hes like a clean shaven jesus with beautiful hair. Trump will be in scotland on friday to si in the middle of his campaign. Hes Something Else. Hes always up to something. Its hard to keep track what was hes doing and saying. Weve been slowing him down to half speed to give us a chance to catch up. Its very helpful. [ slow speed ] americans, americans, the people we love, americans. America first. Make our country great again. Americans. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy meanwhile Hillary Clintons campaign is getting a boost from her former rival, president obama. Obama is giving her his email list. This is the list of donors that he used during his campaigns in 2008 and 2012. Hes turning that all over to her. What a great idea. Shes had amazing luck with emails in the past. This should work out perfectly. [ laughter ] jimmy you know the dirty superheros we have in the street . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy they lure you into taking a photo and then they ask you for a tip. They have them in new york too, in times square. Theyve been having a lot of problems with them. Theres been violence and fights. All kinds of crazy stuff. A new rule went into effect. That forces these characters, they now have to stand inside a color coded rectangle in designated costume zones. Earlier this month the City Transportation Department started painting the designated zones which were about eight by 50 feet. Its meant to limit the area where costumed characters and disputers alike can pose for pictures. Colby dawson asked us to take a picture of him and lady liberty. But he wasnt expecting to pay. Are you asking for money to take the picture . I asked him to give me 1. That is okay with you . Its okay with me. I work for money. I have to pay for parking. I pay taxes. Jimmy the statue of liberty has to pay for parking. Thats not right. The characters dont like it. They say it makes them feel like theyre in jail, which may most likely look sooner or later. So in a way this is actually good practice. For now theyre in a rectangle. Eventually theyre be confined to a manhole on 42nd. This is not from new york, far from it. A woman from alabama shot some video of a snake well, youll see. Hi, mr. Snake. Youre a long boy. Thats the snake skin we saw. It was yours. Huh . Im going to touch you on the tail and see what you do. Whoa. Youre mean. Youre a bad snake. Aah he bit at my phone. [ laughter ] [ applause ] room knew how that was going to end, and, yet, we were still surprised. Guillermo, you did something kind of scary today, didnt you . Guillermo very scary. Jimmy guillermo, theres a new attraction opening here in l. A. On saturday. Its called oue sky space l. A. Its a big draw. Its a glass side. Its on the side of this building. Its like youre in the middle of the air. You slide down this thing. Its on the 70th floor. They offered me one of the First Official rides, so i said yes, guillermo would love to do that. [ laughter and applause ] guillermo you do it, jimmy. Jimmy im not doing it. Im not going up there. Are you afraid of heights . Guillermo yes. Jimmy as a favor to guillermo, i gave him the opportunity to face one of his fears today on the sky slide. Guillermo hi, its me guillermo. Im here at oue sk and they have this thing called sky slide. Im going to go on top of the building and then go outside and then im going to slide. Its a terrible idea super idea. But im going to do it. Well, im going to try it. Thank you, jimmy kimmel. Im going to go get a drink first. [ bleep ] you, jimmy kimmel. Im drinking my special coffee. Beer. What floor are we going to, guys . 54. Guillermo 54. Now we go to another elevator. Like going through immigration. Go in one door, go through another door. What floor are we going to again . 70. Guillermo 70 . Aiyiyi. 70. Okay. I still think this is one of the dumbest idea we ever done on the show. For sure two things are going to happen. One, im going to close my eyes. Second, im going to [ bleep ] my pants. [ laughter ] [ applause ] guillermo its too high. And how thick is the glass . The glass is three ply and its about an inch and a quarter thick in total. Guillermo john, i want to ask you a private question. If this is a white man idea . Ill have to say that there were many of us involved in creating this. Good luck. Jimmy will you go with me . Unfortunately, no. Youre going to come over here and have a seat on the mat. Ill give you the instructions. Come on. Dont be afraid. Guillermo you sure . Yeah. Its only 1,000 feet above l. A. Guillermo oh, [ bleep ]. Dont tell me that again. Okay. I hope this thing is like sex, real fast. I promise youll be fine. [ applause ] guillermo okay. All right. [ bleep ]. Im going to close my eyes. Okay. Okay. [ bleep ]. You have to keep all the way on the rug. Guillermo yeah. Wait. Where are you going . Guillermo aiyiyi. Just to think about it. You know, this is a stupid idea, but [ bleep ]. Im going to use the restroom first. [ laughter ] guillermo tell my wife and my son that i love them, and if you see beyonce too, tell her i love her. Ill be sure to tell her. All right. Enjoy. [ cheers ] guillermo ahhhh ohhhh [ bleep ] i hope we got it. 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[ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi there, welcome back. Tonight on the show, music from dnce. From lady dynamite, Maria Bamford is here. First im joined by a visiting assistant professor from Stanford University working on a project called face 2 face. This is collaboration between whom . Who is collaborating on this . Theres the university in germany, the Lang Institute in germany, and Stanford University. Thats where im from. Jimmy youve been working on this how long . Approximately half a year with a full team of five people. Jimmy i saw your video on youtube and asked you to come here. You were kind enough to come down and take some time away from this project to do this. Before we explain how this works not that well understand any of it. Lets show people whats going on. You look in the camera, and youre going to show something right now. Jimmy okay. Looking in the camera. And now i am hello, everybody, im the heavyweight champion of the world. Mr. Mike tyson. My eyebrows work and everything. Look at that. So i can become mike tyson. Maybe you know me from my feature film, the hangover . Or perhaps you know me better as the man who bit another mans ears off his head. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy this is a dream come true for me. Wow. Ive never felt more physically invinigerated than right now. [ applause ] jimmy so this is a very simple well, its not simple, obviously. But you just do a little scan and youre on this could really cause for mike tyson personally. Why is he mimicking everything i say . Hi, mike. How you doing . Wow, thats unbelievable. You can put my face on anybodys head . Pretty much. The only thing we need is a Youtube Video of like 20 seconds or so. Approximately. Like when the person is like talking in an interview or so. Then you have some little did it of preprocessing going on and were going to show that right now on a different one. Jimmy okay, all right, very good. Lets see what we got. Jimmy lets see. This takes just a couple seconds. Whats happening is were loading the video right now, and what we do is reconstruct a 3d mesh of your face and the target face, in this case mike tyson. And we compute the difference between your facial expressions and his facial expressions. Then all we do is rerun the video and also edit the video in realtime. Jimmy are you the most handsome professor in the world . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy going to get you on the bachelor. Hopefully. Jimmy put you on the bachelor, oh my god. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy you wouldnt need 25 girls. You could just make them in your laboratory. [ laughter ] all right, all right, all right. Jimmy all right. Okay. Thats me . Thats you. What were going to do right now is reconstruct your face. Jimmy good. On one side you see the original video. If you look in the camera right now, we take three pictures of you. The first one, look a little bit to the right. A little to the left. Now in the background whats going on right now, we reconstruct your face and figure out your beard. Thats important to us. Jimmy thank you. It looks great, by the way. We love it. Jimmy thank you. All the other guys, i should ask you to shave your beard, actually. Jimmy no. I will shave my body but never my beard. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all right. Now on the other side right here you see essentially a synthetic face of yourself, and you can see that rig overlay stuff on it. We track your face as you move it around. Jimmy im playing myself right now . You are. Jimmy whats that on my face . Thats from a toptier conference where we submit all this cool stuff. Jimmy okay. Wow. Look at that. All right. Okay. So now we do the next thing. And if you hold still for a moment. Jimmy okay. Just look at the side of the camera and lets see what weve got right now. All right. Jimmy hello, this is karl malone from the utah jazz. [ cheers and applause ] hey, everybody. Whats up . Whats happening . Whats your name . Scientist dude . Where are you from . Whats that accent . Wheres that from . Im talking to you. Me . [ laughter ] hes a great guy. I really like him. Jimmy you know him . Not personally. Now i do. Thats right. Karl malone love bratwurst. Thats what you eat over in germany, bratwurst . Why they call it bratwurst . It should be called brat good. Thats how good it is. Lets go on the street and see if we can find someone who wants to talk to karl malone. Guillermo, ask him if he wants to talk to karl malone. Ask the guy. Guillermo you want to talk to karl malone . I do. Jimmy whats your name . Joey. Jimmy where are you from . San antonio, texas. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy joey, karl malone play your spurs many time with the utah jazz. Those were some good battles. Karl malone got his elbows up in tim duncans head. Whats your question for karl malone, joey . My question is, what type of women are you into . Jimmy oh, karl malone like all kind of women. Karl malone like black women, white women, women from all countries all over the world, women with one leg. Jimmy thats right. Karl malone call them hoppy women. Karl malone love all kind of women. This is exciting talking to karl malone, aint it . Yes. Jimmy its exciting for karl malone to talk to joey too. Okay, joey. You keep going. Okay . I sure will. Jimmy all right, then. Give guillermo a kiss on the cheek for me. Come on now. Yeah, there we go. Oh, thats good. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thats awesome. You know what we ought to do . Maybe we should let bill hader try it. He actually knows how to do impersonations. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy tonights show we have music from dnce, from lady dynamite Maria Bamford is here. And well be right back with bill hader. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] mr. Ingalls, hes not studying over here away with that. Woo oh, dont worry about it. 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His new movie comes from Steven Spielberg. Disneys the bfg opens july 1st. Please say hello to bill hader. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. A nice group of people. Jimmy they are nice. Theyve been vetted, and they are nice. Theyre very nice. Jimmy youre nice for being here too. I assumed youd be in cleveland with your best friend lebron james at the parade. No. Im not a sports fan. Jimmy not at all . Not at all. Apparently people were on twitter when lebron got hurt and were like someone get bill hader in there. I was getting texts like are you seeing this . I was at home watching a documentary about jocko pistorius, the bass player from the Weather Report. I was like is everyone as big of a Weather Report fan as i am . People are like, are you seeing this . Yeah, this is crazy, what an insane life. Jimmy youve not kept in close touch with lebron since shooting the film . No. Jimmy how about that . Thats disappointing. Just to bum everyone out. Im not a doctor, either. Jimmy youre not . I at something. [ laughter ] jimmy do people, when they see you in public, do they want you to do your characters . Do they start doing your characters to you . Yeah. Yeah. Thats weird. Jimmy thats good times. I dont like that. Jimmy you dont like it . I get that a lot, people a coming up to me. But the one i get i usually get mistaken for other people. Jimmy really . Ive had so many people come up and go, i love last man on earth, i love that show. Im like thats not me. Ill let them know. Jimmy hey, its dwight from the office. Im not dwight. Jimmy you arent . Who else arent you . The weirdest one was a guy who came up and said yo, i love the stand. And i go, do you think im steven king . He was like, youre not . Im like hes, like, 70 years old i went home and i told my wife that. Shes like, hes 70 years old and creepylooking. [ laughter ] jimmy there he is. Yeah. [ cheers and applause ] hey, guys. Jimmy probably because you do something people so well. Think of it that way. I think this is a crazy thing. Id love to know the story behind this. You got a credit in star wars the most recent star wars movie as a voice consultant to bb8 . Yeah. The little guy. J. J. Abrams called me and said, hey, man, do you want to do a voice in star wars . I said sure, yeah. Oh my gosh. I came over and he didnt tell me its basically the new r2d2 character. I came in and he started playing the movie for me. It was really cool. I started trying things to do picture, and id not seen the movie. First time ive ever seen it and im in a booth going oh, my god, Harrison Ford is back, oh, my god. Oh, Princess Leia too, how did you get them all back . J. J. this is so cool all right, we cant use any of that. But it ended up being i did a bunch of bad voices, and then it ended up being an ipad j. J. Had hooked up to the Peter Frampton talk box. Jimmy oh yeah. Like a tube. So thats what that is. Hes going [ making noises ] and im going [ making noises ] so we did the whole thing. Jimmy is your voice in there at all . No. Im a consultant. Jimmy oh well, thats nice. Its nice. Hes just a nice person just to give me a credit. I think hes just j. J. Abrams is knew i was a big star wars fan. It was the giant surprise. I didnt know about it. I was watching the movie and my name came up. Now i could have my own booth at comiccon forever. Jimmy you could. I was a consultant on bb8. Jimmy j. J. Abrams you kind of worked with. I dont know if that technically qualifies. But Steven Spielberg is a guy you work with in this movie which were going to see a clip from the movie when we come back. Its mind boggling to me that this happened. This its even more impressive than the technology that turned me into karl malone. I dont know. Same thing, a super hot german dude onset. Jimmy thats right. Everybody was like, oh, boy. [ laughter ] jimmy hes a professor. 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You have to, like, basically like you have a bad back. Basically like john elway. [ laughter ] jimmy thats a good reference for a nonsports fan. Boom. My dad is like here at home. Jimmy did you work with Steven Spielberg. Was he on the set . Yeah. That was crazy. Im a huge film nerd. Jimmy i know you are. Did you pepper him with questions . Immediately. People were like, be cool. Just be cool. Immediately im like, were going to start from the beginning. Your first film was duel. Dennis weaver. What was it like working with Dennis Weaver . I was worse than james lipton. Had a giant thing of cards. Hes like, trying to work here. Jimmy wed like to do another transformation if we could. Mathias has set up Arnold Schwarzenegger. Dreamyass mathias. Jimmy Arnold Schwarzenegger is an impression that you do. Yeah. Used to be a guy i worked for. I was a p. A. On a show called collateral damage. And i was Arnold Schwarzeneggers p. A. Jimmy and you got along with him . Yes. Jimmy all right. Well, is there anything special bill has to do to prepare for this . Does he have to look into the camera . A little bit to the right. Yes, perfect. This is really hot, matias. Jimmy you got him . Is he captured . Its reconstructing. Jimmy youve been captured. All right. Lets put Arnold Schwarzenegger up. Okay, and now we should try to talk a little bit. Jimmy okay. Hey. Jimmy wow. Im bill. Remember me . Its me. Remember . Jimmy wow. You used to work for me. Thats scary. Jimmy yeah. All right. In that movie, his catch phrase was, open up the door, theres a bomb in there. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy that was his catch phrase . I opened up the door [ laughter ] jimmy why would you open the door if theres a bomb in there . Why dont you just say, guys, theres a bomb in there. Run open up the door well, you didnt say open the door. [ laughter ] jimmy open up the door theres a bomb in there. Someone wrote that. Arnold, we got your line. What is it . And this is the dinner they had. We had a dinner with arnold to tell him his line. What is it . Is it open up the door theres a bomb in there . You want to hear a joke . I used to be the governor of california. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy bill hader, everyone. The bfg opens in theaters july 1st. Well be right back with Maria Bamford. [ cheers and applause ] wait no my computer, no, wait, what are we running after . My stupid, old computer. Well if its so old, why are you chasing it . Is it slow . Weigh a ton . Yeah. Well you know. I know. Todays pcs are faster and lighter, i know. So why are we still running . I dont know. You know about it. Now do something about it. Upgrade to a new pc. Oh, charley horse, charley horse. Call for help, call for help. Help, help get your fix with breolive gardensed . Two new breadstick sandwiches. Like our new spicy chicken sandwich. Try them for lunch starting at just 6. 99. Olive garden. And our adult childrenlaws have are here. Still. D in with us. So we save by using tide. 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Seize the data get our best unlimited plan ever so you can stream and surf all you want with unlimited data from at t. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi, there. Were back. Still to come, music from dnce. Like so many popular shows these days, our next guest plays a bipolar woman who returns home to live with her parents in l. A. After six months in a Mental Health facility. This is a comedy. It is streaming on netflix now. Please welcome Maria Bamford. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy how you doing . Good. Jimmy your show is very funny. I watched, i think four or five episodes of it last weekend with my wife, and we enjoyed it. Its very strange, but breezy and fun, and part that i wonder about, and i want to ask you about, supposedly its based on your real life, but it doesnt seem like it could be based on anyones real life. Yes, theres a surreal aspect to it. Some parts of it are completely real, like the psychiatric facilities, i tried to make them more depressing. Psych wards are like an art director came in and said lets break some more chairs, lets take pieces of the puzzles out of all the puzzles and put a line of six people waiting for a little sack of graham crackers. In electric green gripper socks. Jimmy thats the real thats the real situation. Its more cheerful, i think. Than the actual scene. Jimmy and i think the audience is a little uncomfortable now, but its true. [ laughter ] im so sorry. Jimmy dont be sorry. Youre the one that had to go in there. I know. Jimmy we should be more supportive. Yes. [ cheers and applause ] and i didnt want to go in myself. Because i was so worried what if somebody finds out, and this is what happens if somebody finds out. I was in the psych ward. A woman came up to me and said, i actually know you not personally but from comedy, and i want to let you know, this is totally confidential, and i would never tell i would never tell anyone um, i won a county stamped gown and gripper you tell whoever the hell you want. All is lost. Jimmy you definitely made lemonade out of the situation with this television show. Yes, thank god. Jimmy its called lady dynamite. Why is it called lady dynamite . I think its a joke on the fact that i do not have very much energy now that im properly medicated, and [ laughter ] jimmy your parents on the show are played by mary kate place and ed baggily junior. Two great actors. Do your real parents were they happy that theyre played by these people . Yes. My dad thought he should have the role. Jimmy he wanted to play himself . Yeah. He felt like at least he should have gotten an audition, and my mom was just grateful that the mom was so thin. My mom is a lifelong Weight Watchers member, and is constantly obsessed with points. Jimmy with points, yeah, right. Shes so enraged over that mcdonalds Ice Cream Cone that oh, how terrible. [ laughter ] jimmy they changed the recipe . No. I think its just the unfairness of life sometimes. Jimmy you got married recently as well . Yes. Yes. Jimmy congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what is your husbands name . Scott. Hes a painter. He has a show this weekend at a college. Hes a delight. We met on okay cupid. Jimmy for real . I didnt know people still went on ok cupid. I guess they do. I know. I was an older bride. What is, is it a specter from the attic . We met about three years ago. Im sure theres Something Else people use now as a technology. Jimmy you hear about match. Com. I dont know if people go on eharmony. Tinder is one of them. I did eharmony. Pricey, and a lot of christians. Jimmy oh, really. Thats all im going to say. Nothing against christianity, but come on now. [ laughter ] jimmy what did you your profiles matched up . How does that work . We had a 98 similarity rate, and i think the kicker was that i changed my profile name. I initially had something more vague. I had funny, thoughtful, and that cast too wide a net, and so i changed it to hog book. [ laughter ] jimmy what . Which, i love words, and i like those two words together. I dont like the idea of writing a book about a hog, but just calling it a hog book, one guy. Jimmy one match . That was that. Jimmy wow. He loves a good hog book. What is the 2 . Have you determined the 2 difference between you . I think its the part where i like to tear open packages of food and leave caps off beverages and leave them around, and hes said kindly and sweetly many times, why . And i explained that im a raccoon. I need to get in there, get whats good, be on my way. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy well, the show is very, very funny. Thank you so much. Jimmy congratulations on that and the hog book and the marriage and really everything. Maria bamford, her show lady dynamite is on netflix. Well be right back with dnce. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Dicky the Jimmy Kimmel LiveConcert Series is presented by samsung. Jimmy id like to thank bill hader, Maria Bamford, and apologize to matt damon, we ran out of time. Nightline is next. But first, their e. P. Is called sway, here with the song toothbrush dnce [ cheers and applause ] baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place we dont need to keep it hush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place stuck in a limbo half hypnotized each time i let you stay the night stay the night up in the morning tangled in sheets we play the moment on repeat on repeat when youre standing there in your underwear and my tshirt from the night before with your messed up hair and your feet still bare would you mind closing the bedroom door baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place we dont need to keep it hush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place cause i just i just cant let you go give me something i never know so baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place no need to question next time we meet i know youre coming home with me home with me sweat like a sauna break out the ice i know youre gonna stay the night stay the night when youre standing there in from the night before with your messed up hair and your feet still bare would you mind closing the bedroom door baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place we dont need to keep it hush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place cause i just i just cant let you go give me something i never know so baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place i dont want this to end and theres no need to play pretend if you stay with me again would you mind closing the bedroom door baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place i dont want this to end and theres no need to play pretend if you stay with me again would you mind closing the bedroom door baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place we dont need to keep it hush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place cause i just i just cant let you go give me something i never know so baby you dont have to rush you can leave a toothbrush at my place at my place seeing you walk around youre so serious go out just be cool were just Getting Started get started on the masterpiece get started on the masterpiece you should get wrong with me you should get wrong with me keep a reallife fantasy keep a reallife fantasy moving so carefully starting to live dangerously police under siege. Caught in a snipers crosshairs as a peaceful protest turns into panic. Five officers dead, seven wounded. The deadliest day for Law Enforcement since 9 11. New details on the lone gunman. He wanted to kill white people, especially white officers. The tense standoff and the hightech takedown. Plus [ bleep ] america, black and blue, after three days of bloodshed. Tonight, thousands take to the streets in atlanta as the men whose names became hash tags after dying at the hands of police prompt the call for unity. Nobody should have to be taken away from their family. Can we ever bridge this painful divide . This must stop