Greg: i know. I know the ark i know ark. I know i have it working out. It s fried that you know what that means. Let s all come tonight to guess. He looks like the guy who stole your underwear in fifth grade. Comedienne jim norton. [applause] the only thing that can stop him is a very powerful magnet. Johnny joey jones. [cheering and applause] greg: soon she ll have a baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath here with new times best seller kat timpf. Greg: and a good ear tire was his right. Comedienne a former. . . Tyrus. Greg: i need to take a break. Before we got to some form or new stories get to this. Greg so leftovers. Greg: these of the leftovers were read the jokes that we did not use this week as always is my first time reading them. So they socked, will skin joe and roam around in maple syrup. Look how white i am. Compared to my makeup. Even white a long time boss. Greg: this week the tsa had to remind us of that peanut butter is a liquid. And also that joe biden it can fly c
I know. I know. I. All right. Yes, i know. I ve bee wn working out. That it s friday, so you know what that means. Let s welcome tonight ms. He looks like the guy who stolej your underwear in fifth grade. Comedian jim naughtoimn. The only thing that can him is that very powerful magnet, fox news contributor. Johnny, joeyg , joe june. A baby shower and hopefully a nice hot bath. New york times best selling hot contributor gets it. And a goodyear tire wasd ear his teethingti ring. New york times best selling author, comedian for random. I need to take a break. Okay. S. We get to some news stories. Let s do this. Greg s leftovers. Lmm. All right, so these are thekes leftovers where i read the jokes that we didn t we use this week. And as always, it s my first time reading them, so theyre am skin. Joe mackey running around in maple sirup and feed him to fire ants. White but why? look how wide i am i compare d to my makeup than white. A long time boss. I knowa long t. So this week the tsa
Enjoy. Greg red meat thursday when we tell you what you already knew to be true and everyone who disagrees can go f themselves. To quote dana perino. Tonights red meat, leftists are ugly. I know. You knew that already. Youve seen the view. [laughter] greg but now science is bearing it out. Its amazing. It begins with a new Artificial Intelligence study out of denmark which is a country, i believe. It turns out a. I. Can predict a persons political leanings with 61 accuracy and its based solely on their base. Its far more accurate than the old method which was based on ass size. But when they judge the facial features used to make these political predictions they found Something Else. The right wingers were way hotter. Yes, yes, yes but with some notable exceptions, of course. [laughter] greg he brought down the curve. But now heres the boring part. Danish scientists the kind with cheese or fruit filling, they fed 3,200 photos of political candidates into the a. I. Tool to assess their
Get in his way. Peter doocy joins us tonight. Good evening,. Peter peter President Biden. Needs Union Members behind him. To win reelection. So today he began the process of. Convincing Union Members. He is already 80. Getting old, man. Peter thats why president. Biden cant shake speculation. Including from an author who. Just interviewed 300 people in. Biden world that he could bow. Out of the 2024 election. Based on all your reporting. How much of a surprise will that. Be . I would say it would be a. Small it would be a surprise. To me, but it wouldnt be a. Total surprise. Peter 73 of voters polled. By the Wall Street Journal called President Biden too old. For a second term. That includes two thirds of. Democrats. I have been doing this longer. Than anybody and, guess what . Im going to continue to do it. With your help. President biden is coming off. Another weekend at the family. Home in rehoboth beach. The reason im here today. Just for one day, i know im on. Vacation, im not. I
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