biden impression is so accurate, forgotten how to tien his own shoes. fox news contributor tom shalu . sh].e goes against the grain lie something someone with celiac disease. deputy opinion editor at newsweek , botchy hungar, gar-a sargonrg when he asks women for their numbers, they they only give them one for the suicide hotline. e hoactor, writer and comediance jamie lizzo and her meltdowns brought a trademark bean suit from chernobyl. fox news contributorl. tim. all right, it s friday. so before we get to some news stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. mm-hmm.t s it s leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this week and just like greg does it, this is my first time reading these. so here we go . donald trump has announcediz a contest where the prize is a free dinner at his new jersey golf course. sounds good. former governor chris christie called itthen grandstandin askg, then askedhen how many times you re allowed to enter the contestte to visitm
shotting where is nancy when the speaker entered the house. she was not there. new video shows a smashed glass door. police responded to a wellness check. we re not sure if that is a home alarm or a call from paul pelosi. it happened around 2:30 a.m. when they encountered this. our officers observed mr. pelosi and the suspect both holding the hammer. the suspect pulled the hammer away from mr. pelosi and violently assaulted him with it. our officers tackled the suspect and disarmed him and took him in to custody and requested emergency backup and rendered medical aid. martha: so it s not clear from the chief s comments who was holding the hammer or whether the suspect brought it with him and used it to enter the home or whether mr. pelosi grabbed it after he heard somebody breaking in to his home. the a 82-year-old remains hospitalized. doctors are treating him and told he will make a full recovery. we don t have any updates. we know speaker pelosi is on her way to with
biden s nonbinary former nuc nuclear expert and alleged luggaglee thief, was arrestedfui this week for being a fugitiveve from justice. he s also facing two counts of being fabulous, but i thought he would have been arrested for mixing stripesav with plats. it s like i m doing righte br now. you look good, tom .he s thank god he s being held on grand larceny. charges after an africanr an fashion designer reported her luggage stolen from reagann national airport in 2019. the womanth says her suitcase was full of original designs that she planned to show at a fashion event. she apparently she recognizedd o her clothe fs in news photos ofe britain after his firstr to arrest. he s lucky he wasn t charged for culturally appropriating a cross dressing. matt damon. that s right. whoa. for a nuclear engineer,ea britain isn t exactly
professor at nyu harold ford jr. along with willie joe and me. how are you guys? did you see that guy who flew what was that thing he was flying? gyrocopter. and here is the front page of the usa today . d.c. security ruptured again. i mean map.n. making a political statement. wasn t trying to hurt anybody, trying to make a points. we ll tell you what it is in a little bit. he sure made the point. he made the point? will i m not sure. he s lucky he wasn t shot down. next time maybe. new jersey governor and possible 2016 candidate chris christie has wrapped up a swing through new hampshire, the first in the nation primary state. christie got a rocky start as he visited a manchester diner where
soon, washington is again buzzing. about the clinton white house years and what took place behind closed doors during the monica lewinsky scandal. in a new book titled the resident, journalist and author kate anderson brouwer reveals the then-first family s private pain as seen through the eyes of white house staffers. during the lewinsky scandal it was a very tumultuous time to be there. one florist said that the second and third floors of the white house, it was like a morgue. it was on quiet. he had to get stitches because of something she threw at him? the rumor was that she threw a book at him after an argument. was the staffers was called up to the bedroom and there was blood on the bed. he s lucky he wasn t married to a puerto rican woman. brouwer also explains how the clintons went to great lengths to secure their privacy. what did they do with the phone lines? well, they changed all the phone lines to interior circuitry so they could make calls out themselves.