Old and brittle, that it wouldnt even be a challenge at this age. Thats why i decided to do the next best thing and arm wrestle the kid who played his son in over the top. Michael hawk. Ready . Turn your hat around. Set go you got it, you got it. You got it oh [laughter] im a lot like tim tebow. I had a great run, but we all know im not ready for the pros. [laughter] tune in next week for our first ever web reunion with alan thicke and the crystal light dancers. 23 years they had been apart. I brought them back together. What have you done . [laughter] make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and make sure you keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. And on that blog, i will make sure to have a link so you can see that unblurred man meat. [laughter] and finally, avatar has made over a billion dollars. I wouldnt mind a taste of that sweet action, so i thought id translated our closing credits into navi and made
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Goats will be here through saturday and they are vep friendly. From the Manatee County fair linda carson. Abc 7. Would you not eat my [the colbert report theme music playing] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen brac brac] stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. You are too kind. [cheers and applause] welcome to the broadcast. Thank you so much. Please [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you in here, out there, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Phone lines are open. [ laughter ] nation, we are just days away from super bowl sunday. And i couldnt be more pumped. Its like football christmas, if christmas were more commercialized. [ laughter ] and i love everything about football the sweet science
And while i hope no one wins, if anyone knows Mishca Barton could you please remind her that she has nothing to live for because i could really use that 50. [laughter] and if she does kill herself, dont worry. I will use that 50 for a charity. [laughter] thank you so much for watching. Make sure you watch next week when i head to adultcon to teach porn stars a thing or two about fetishes. And we also give the backyard wrestler a web redemption. My guys dont worry, wrestlings fake. [laughter] and dont forget to go to our website comedycentral. Com tosh. 0 to submit your inappropriate macho man randy savage impressions. Also, follow me on twitter and check my tour dates so i can offended you in person. Last episode i asked you to guess what castro and i were looking at. Out of the 1,700 who submitted an answer, over 350 of you guessed i was looking at a penis. [laughter] not making that number up. Youre right. I was looking at a penis. You guys know me so well. No, i was looking at a squ
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen the 500yearold skeleton they found near a parking lot belonged to the notorious monarch richard iii. A scientist said an apparent knife wound in his rear end fits the story. Sta captioning sponsored by com stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] welcome. Thank you so much, everybody. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you have muc
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen the 500yearold skeleton they found near a parking lot belonged to the notorious monarch richard iii. A scientist said an apparent knife wound in his rear end fits the story. Sta captioning sponsored by com stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] welcome. Thank you so much, everybody. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you have muc