Old and brittle, that it wouldnt even be a challenge at this age. Thats why i decided to do the next best thing and arm wrestle the kid who played his son in over the top. Michael hawk. Ready . Turn your hat around. Set go you got it, you got it. You got it oh [laughter] im a lot like tim tebow. I had a great run, but we all know im not ready for the pros. [laughter] tune in next week for our first ever web reunion with alan thicke and the crystal light dancers. 23 years they had been apart. I brought them back together. What have you done . [laughter] make sure you follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the shows. Check out my tour schedule and make sure you keep up with our daily blog at comedycentral. Com tosh. O. And on that blog, i will make sure to have a link so you can see that unblurred man meat. [laughter] and finally, avatar has made over a billion dollars. I wouldnt mind a taste of that sweet action, so i thought id translated our closing credits into navi and made
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen the 500yearold skeleton they found near a parking lot belonged to the notorious monarch richard iii. A scientist said an apparent knife wound in his rear end fits the story. Sta captioning sponsored by com stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] welcome. Thank you so much, everybody. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you have muc
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen the 500yearold skeleton they found near a parking lot belonged to the notorious monarch richard iii. A scientist said an apparent knife wound in his rear end fits the story. Sta captioning sponsored by com stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] welcome. Thank you so much, everybody. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you have muc
Jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen the 500yearold skeleton they found near a parking lot belonged to the notorious monarch richard iii. A scientist said an apparent knife wound in his rear end fits the story. Sta captioning sponsored by com stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] welcome. Thank you so much, everybody. [crowd chanting stephen] thank you have muc
[bleep] ouch [both arguing] [laughs] whores. [laughter] hey, remember to follow me on twitter so we can live chat during the show. Thats always fun. And make sure you come see me do standup live, because if you dont, i will black out tosh. O in your local area. Yeah. The nfl isnt the only one hurting. Uh, tune in next week for our big halloween show. Its gonna be very scary. See you next week. Good night. [applause] stephen tonight, the gop tries to appeal to hispanics. First step, learning to speak hisspanish. [ laughter ] then, can president obama get the support of gun owners . Yes, after a fouryear waiting period. [ laughter ] and my guest, Justice Sonia sotomayor, is the first hispanic on the Supreme Court. I will ask her questions in hissspanish. [ laughter ] fidel castro made his first public appearance in three years. Then he saw his shadow, so fifty more years of communism. [cheers and applause] this is the colbert report. [cheers and applause] [the colbert report theme music