Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Goats will be here through saturday and they are vep friendly. From the Manatee County fair linda carson. Abc 7. Would you not eat my [the colbert report theme music playing] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen brac brac] stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. You are too kind. [cheers and applause] welcome to the broadcast. Thank you so much. Please [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you in here, out there, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Phone lines are open. [ laughter ] nation, we are just days away from super bowl sunday. And i couldnt be more pumped. Its like football christmas, if christmas were more commercialized. [ laughter ] and i love everything about football the sweet science
And while i hope no one wins, if anyone knows Mishca Barton could you please remind her that she has nothing to live for because i could really use that 50. [laughter] and if she does kill herself, dont worry. I will use that 50 for a charity. [laughter] thank you so much for watching. Make sure you watch next week when i head to adultcon to teach porn stars a thing or two about fetishes. And we also give the backyard wrestler a web redemption. My guys dont worry, wrestlings fake. [laughter] and dont forget to go to our website comedycentral. Com tosh. 0 to submit your inappropriate macho man randy savage impressions. Also, follow me on twitter and check my tour dates so i can offended you in person. Last episode i asked you to guess what castro and i were looking at. Out of the 1,700 who submitted an answer, over 350 of you guessed i was looking at a penis. [laughter] not making that number up. Youre right. I was looking at a penis. You guys know me so well. No, i was looking at a squ
Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central captioned by Media Access Group at wgbh access. Wgbh. Org jon thats our show. Here it is your moment of zen. Goats will be here through saturday and they are vep friendly. From the Manatee County fair linda carson. Abc 7. Would you not eat my [the colbert report theme music playing] [the colbert report theme music playing] captioning sponsored by Comedy Central [eagle caw] [cheers and applause] [crowd chanting stephen brac brac] stephen thank you so much, ladies and gentlemen. You are too kind. [cheers and applause] welcome to the broadcast. Thank you so much. Please [cheers and applause] thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you in here, out there, ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining us. Phone lines are open. [ laughter ] nation, we are just days away from super bowl sunday. And i couldnt be more pumped. Its like football christmas, if christmas were more commercialized. [ laughter ] and i love everything about football the sweet science