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Rose byrne is joining us, people, rose byrne is here, but, but, we begin this weekends news from pakistan. Confirmation today that the leader of the taliban was killed this weekend in a u. S. Drone strike. One of those killed was taliban leader mullah akhtar mansour. The u. S. Says it pakistan denies that and accusing the u. S. Of violating its sovereignty. Trevor thats right, taliban. If you play with fire, you get taliburnt. Oh, you thought the u. S. Forgot about you because of the whole isis thing . Well, jokes on you. Because isis was just a dei could the entire time, bitches. Yeah, great work, boys, well done, well done on that, they fell for it they time to shut it down. Shut it down. Enjoy your summer break. Wouldnt that be the weirdest scam ever in history . You know what is strange about the story, its really weird, that pakistan dnt care that americas using drones. They just wants the heads up. That saul theyre saying. And the u. S. Is saying to pakistan, we towld. And pakist
Taylor swifts squad. laughter yeah. She gives you the flag bikini when she sends the text. laughter it was really cool. What a great holiday. Getting the day off. Celebrating independence. The perfect time in america to achieve something historic. After a nearly five year long journey juno spacecraft sent a message from 540 million miles away. Nailsa scientists at the jet propulling lab in Southern California are calling this the hardest thing theyve ever done, successfully putting a jupiters orbit. After a 1. 7 billionmile journey we hit our burn targets within one second on a target just tens of kilometers large. Isnt that incredible . Trevor did he just bump into the mic . While talking about how precise they are . laughter applause there is no room for error every millimeter counts oh, sorry, sorry. laughter sending a probe more than half a billion miles away and putting it in orbit around jupiter is so amazing. What is even more amazing about america, is that wasnt even the most a
Trevor thank you so much, everybody thank you welcome to the daily show, everyone im trevor noah. Our guest tonight, to talk about her new movie jason bourne, julia stiles is joining us, everyone cheers and applause first up, did you guys see the shooting that happened two days ago . Because dont worry, if you missed it, there was another one yesterday. Baton rouge, louisiana and falcon heights, minnesota. Two videos in two days of Police Fatally shooting two blackmen who, when you watch the video, did nothing to warrant them losing their lives. You know the hardest part of having a conversation surrounding Police Shootings in america, it always feels like in america, its like if you take a stand for something, you automatically are against something else. Such a strange world to be in. Youre either a cat person or a dog person. You know, youre a red sox or youre a yankees. When you text, you type lol or ha ha ha personally im lol. I know a lot of people are ha ha ha, and i respect tha
Transgender people to use the bathroom that theyre born with not identify with last week the state quickly found itself in deep, deep, [bleep]. The department of justice said North Carolinas controversial new law that limits protections for lgbt people violates the civil rights act. If it carries out the law it could lose roughly 2 billion in federal funds for Public Schools and universities. Trevor theyre not [bleep] serious . Youre willing to give up 2 billion over bathrooms . There is no one i would not let use a bathroom for 2 billion. In fact, i would be your bathroom for 2 billion no, wait, that came out wrong. That came out wrong. What im saying is i would literally let you [bleep] on me for 2 billion. How is this still a fight . Apparently thats just me because yesterday north didnt react the same way. The department of justice gave the state of North Carolina to monday to throw out the law. Instead North Carolina sued the d. O. J. Accusing them of overreaching. Trevor North Ca