Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] . Jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, jimmy. Jimmy that was quite an entrance. Guillermo, your mission tonight should you choose to accept it is try to get the storm troopers to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premiere is across the street to
Show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for coming. Thank you for joining us. On this special night of stars and war. Well, i feel very unprotected all of a sudden. Theres no one by the doors. Wheres my little guillermo . Did he is he did he show up at work today . [ cheers and applause ] jimmy all right. Look at you. Youve grown more powerful than i could possibly have imagined. Guillermo thank you, to gets to do a shot of tequila with you, okay . Guillermo of course. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo can you do that, guys . Jimmy i feel bad for the storm troopers, they wear all this heavy ar mar and walk around and one shot from the blaster, they die like that, theyre gone. Those suits seem to offer no protection whatsoever. This is a special show tonight. The cast and director of rogue one a star wars story is here. The premiere is across the street tomorrow. There they are. [ cheers and applause ] exiting from the xwing fighter. Thats pretty great. I think these an uber pool theyre
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 585 Rochester Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Hey welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made the show. Youre here. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, the finalists for times person of the year just came out. And they include donald trump, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg, vladimir putin, and beyonce. [ light laughter ] putin was like, most of group is weak, but even i cannot compete with queen bey. No, i mean, lets be come on. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of beyonce, both she and adele got a bunch of grammy nominations today. They were each nominated for record of the year, song of the year, and album of the year. [ cheers and applause ] marking marking the first time in 2016, that america has two finalists that they actually like. [ laughter and app
No word on what they interrupted each other about. [ laughter ] jeb bush told reporters today that he does not think russia influenced the election. And if anybody knows about not influencing elections it is jeb bush. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump nominated exxon mobil Ceo Rex Tillerson as his secretary of state, calling him an excellent choice. Okay, trump needs to stop complimenting his own decisions. [ laughter ] ill have the fillet. Medium rare. Excellent choice. [ light laughter ] former Vice President dick cheney, today, praised Donald Trumps secretary of state pick Rex Tillerson, calling him an inspired choice. So, tillerson has the support of dick cheney, Vladimir Putin, and donald trump. That only leaves on person. Excellent. [ laughter ] seth its unanimous. And now its unanimous. [ applause ] former Texas Governor rick perry has been named Donald Trumps pick for secretary of energy. And i have to say he is the most qualified candidate from that particular season of d
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 585 Rochester Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Hey welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made the show. Youre here. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, the finalists for times person of the year just came out. And they include donald trump, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg, vladimir putin, and beyonce. [ light laughter ] putin was like, most of group is weak, but even i cannot compete with queen bey. No, i mean, lets be come on. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of beyonce, both she and adele got a bunch of grammy nominations today. They were each nominated for record of the year, song of the year, and album of the year. [ cheers and applause ] marking marking the first time in 2016, that america has two finalists that they actually like. [ laughter and app