Each other about. [ laughter ] jeb bush told reporters today that he does not think russia influenced the election. And if anybody knows about not influencing elections it is jeb bush. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump nominated exxon mobil Ceo Rex Tillerson as his secretary of state, calling him an excellent choice. Okay, trump needs to stop complimenting his own decisions. [ laughter ] ill have the fillet. Medium rare. Excellent choice. [ light laughter ] former Vice President dick cheney, today, praised Donald Trumps secretary of state pick Rex Tillerson, calling him an inspired choice. So, tillerson has the support of dick cheney, Vladimir Putin, and donald trump. That only leaves on person. Excellent. [ laughter ] seth its unanimous. And now its unanimous. [ applause ] former Texas Governor rick perry has been named Donald Trumps pick for secretary of energy. And i have to say he is the most qualified candidate from that particular season of dancing with the stars. [ laughter
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 585 Rochester Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hello. Hey welcome, everybody. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it. Youre here. [ cheers and applause ] you made the show. Youre here. Thank you very much. Heres what people are talking about. You guys, the finalists for times person of the year st and they include donald trump, hillary clinton, mark zuckerberg, vladimir putin, and beyonce. [ light laughter ] putin was like, most of group is weak, but even i cannot compete with queen bey. No, i mean, lets be come on. [ cheers and applause ] speaking of beyonce, both she and adele got a bunch of grammy nominations today. They were each nominated for record of the year, song of the year, and album of the year. [ cheers and applause ] marking marking the first time in 2016, that america has two finalists that they actually like. [ laughter and applause ] yeah
No word on what they interrupted each other about. [ laughter ] jeb bush told reporters today that he does not think russia influenced the election. And if anybody knows about not influencing elections it is jeb bush. [ laughter and applause ] donald trump nominated exxon mobil Ceo Rex Tillerson as his secretary of state, calling him an excellent choice. Okay, trump needs to stop complimenting his own decisions. [ laughter ] ill have the fillet. Medium rare. Excellent choice. [ light laughter ] former Vice President dick cheney, today, praised Donald Trumps secretary of state pick Rex Tillerson, calling him an inspired choice. So, tillerson has the support of dick cheney, Vladimir Putin, and donald trump. That only leaves on person. Excellent. [ laughter ] seth its unanimous. And now its unanimous. [ applause ] former Texas Governor rick perry pick for secretary of energy. And i have to say he is the most qualified candidate from that particular season of dancing with the stars. [ laug
We still havent seen any sign of winter here in l. A. Only season we have is awards season and it is very much under way. Last night they gave out the critics choice awards. This morning they announced the golden globe nominees. Golden globes hand out trophies for music and television. Movies and television. On the tv side, the crown, game of thrones, stranger things, this is us, and west world. These are shows that excite us that should be us, that move us and make us wish we could have sex with robots. The awards will be handed out by the Hollywood Foreign press on january 8th which is good timing. You know the inauguration is january 20th. After that, the words hollywood, foreign, and press will get either thrown in jail or deported. Donald trump by the way is on a roll. So the cia says they believe that Russian Hackers interfered with our elections, specifically to help donald trump win. Donald trump says thats ridiculous, he said theres no way to know if the hackers were from russ
Stephen. Jon yeah stephen whats going on, jon . Good to see you. cheers and applause hey youre very nice. Oh, the people wonderful. What a lovely crowd. Welcome to the late show. Im stephen colbert. Everybody feeling good . Everybody feeling good . cheers and applause nice. People are excited about joe biden, is what theyre excited about. cheers and applause i wish that was for me. The big political news today is that al gore went to trump tower yesterday to talk Climate Change with donald trump. Yeah, yeah. applause first half of the meeting was convincing trump that al gore was not a hoax invented by the chinese. laughter and applause and when gore emerged from the meeting, ive got to say, he was passionately noncommittal. I found it an extremely interesting conversation, and, to be continued. laughter stephen extremely interesting and to be continued, two things that have never been used to describe al gores political career. laughter so jon hey, now piano riff stephen keep breathin