Larry, Larry Larry Larry thank you so much. Thank you. I appreciate it. Youre too kind. Please we got a lot of show to get to. Welcome to the show im Larry Wilmore man its such an exciting show. Bree newsome the woman who snatched that flag off that flag pole in South Carolina here tonight. cheers and applause so ex sighted to have her. Oh but right now this is very exciting too right now its time to check in on the unblackening. laughter man, there are 14 candidates in the republican field. But only one is giving me joy right now. This guy. laughter wass the latest in the saga of the hugest most classiest, most elegant most luxurious kind of day ever. On monday nbc announced it will no longer air the miss usa or Miss Universe pageant partly owned by trump, following a similar step by univision which also dumped the event. Larry oh. Univision. Trump no es elegante. And to the surprise of move one trump reacted by suing univision for 500 million dollars. And apparently he had to this. P
The actual news did. Right, like the financial collapse. Or the u. S. Military strategy in the middle east. Yeah. Remember when that was a problem . laughter i do. Well, the votes are in, and were officially ready to project a winner. Your favorite segment was jon explains Climate Change to United States congressmen. Jon now you may be thinking do we really need a march to raise awareness about global Climate Change . I mean, its an accepted scientific phenomena pretty much everywhere. Heres why you need to march. Its accepted pretty much everywhere but this one place called. The United States house of Representatives Committee on science, space, and technology. This is true. Last week they held a hearing that they apparently recorded in 1971 laughter i guess thats the Technology Part of the Committee Name on president obamas plan to shrink Carbon Emissions 30 by 2030. The hearings sisyphus president ial science advisor john holdren, charged with the Impossible Task of pushing a Millio
kennedy! the only justice anyone cares about is kennedy. he s the mash on to the supreme court s jan. it was for gay marriage opponents to air their best and final arguments which we look at in tonight s segment they got nothing so-called because opponents of gay marriage got nothing. and they tried everything, starting with the good, old, classic slippery slope. if we rule in your favor in this case and after that, a group consifght of two men and two women afor a marriage license. would there be any ground for denying them a license? jon: why should gay people have to account for anyone who is ever going to want to get married after they get the right to? when women fought for suffrage no was one like what if one day a dog wants to vote. what about that ladies? because next thing you know the state of our union is. ( bark ) that was one dumb argument. but hard let s only one. if you prevail here, there will be no more debate. i mean, closing the debate can close mind
entertain but it really just fills you with sadness. but that s so what kind of cartoon contest there as if i don t know would provoke such a violent reaction. a group called american freedom defense initiative notorious for its anti-islamic views hosting this award ceremony to give more than $10,000 to the best cartoon depicting the prophet muhammad. jon: see that is [bleep] crazy. $10,000 to a cartoonist? (laughter) that s like five year s salary. that cartoonist could almost consider quitting their two other jobs. at two different cold brew coffee shops. well you know that afdi is the same group that lead protests against the ground zero mosque has been plastering subways with anti-islamic advertisements. afdi the first amendment group the same way people from phillie are sports fans. ostensibly they like sports but really, they re just looking for an excuse to punch a stranger and pour beer on someone s baby. so but even so even so i can t believe we have to reit
mira, muchos drunken gringos sera en las calles esta noche. pero no te preocupes, solo estan divirtiendose. no se dan cuenta que cinco de mayo no es tu dia de la independencia. ellos piensan que estan celebrando su libertad. su libertad. ( laughter ) reirse de ellos en la cara y hacerlos comprar usted bebidas gratis. feliz cinco de mayo! ( cheers and applause ) no spanglish. no spanglish. people watching are like he s completely ( bleep ). anyhow, let s see how people are celebrating this sighting ethnic festival. flip on a sombrero. it s time to celebrate cinco de mayo. cinco de mayo! cinco de mayo! cinco de mayo! this is jetblue s promotion celebrating cinco de flyo. this is why we call it cinco de drinko. ( laughter ). larry: people just because something rhymes doesn t mean that it s clever. that s why i don t go around saying nut butt and expecting people to laugh. ( laughter ) actually, that s a bad example. that is hilarious. but this is the day to celebr