Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, everybod this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a gift from an indifferent university. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you for being in here, out there. We are still trying to figure out who won mondays president ial debate. Democrat
It. Stephen oh, my god, has trump become president . Stephen i dont know, ive only come from next tuesday. Stephen then why do you have a beard . Stephen this . Its fake. I didnt want to freak you out. Stephen so what did you come back to tell me . Stephen oh, yeah, dont buy a sailboat. Its much more expensive than you think. Upkeep is ridiculous, and youre not that good of a sailor. It just sits there. Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo hey how are you
Time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo hey how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, everybody this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a gift from an indifferent university. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you for being in here, out there. We are still trying to figure out who won mondays president ial debate. Democ
It just sits there. Stephen how much did the time machine cost . Stephen it came with the boat. Stephen well, if there is nothing else, ive got to do a show tonight. Stephen whos on tonight . Stephen Morgan Freeman. Stephen oh i remember that show it was really good youre so excited afterwards you go out and buy a boat dont do it announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight stephen welcomes Morgan Freeman, judith light and musical guest Jimmy Eat World, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause . Captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey yeah whoo how are you, jon . cheers and applause yeah yeah thank you thank you thank you, this audience is a gift from god thank you very much, everybody. Or if youre an atheist, theyre a gift from an indifferent university. Welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Thank you for being in here, out there. We are still trying to figure out who won mo
Crazyass stuff, like last week, when he made this case for his inclusion in the president ial debates. And do you think if you were able to get on the debate stage, that you could pull even with trump and clinton in these polls . I do. And it wouldnt have anything to do with my debate performance. Either it would just be that people would recognize that theres another choice and that there would be an examination of me and bill weld as who we are and what weve done, and based on that, i think i could stand up there for the whole debate and not say anything and emerge as the leader. laughter applause mocking stephen i think that park bench is where gary johnson lives. laughter and it doesnt get much better when you can understand him. For example, take his position on climate change, as he explained back in 2011. Change. I think the world is getting warmer. I think its mancaused. We should building new coalfired plants. Should we take the longterm view when it comes to Global Warming .