At the beginning to have the season on big brother show before they vote all the crazy people out who you know are never going to win, thats where were at in the republican president ial race. As we see it in tonights democalypse 2016, roll back to your own house our first brave new entrant. Im getting ready to do something, too. Im running for president. Our founders never intended us to have a professional political class. Im Carly Fiorina, and im running for president. Jon and i want to turn the clinton political machine off laughter and rewind us to simpler times. Oh, bheep, bleep , heres a picture in picture. No, i hit closed captioning. Thats laughter mother bleep laughter Carly Fiorina announced her candidacy apparently from inside a mesothelioma lawsuit ad laughter what does the former c. E. O. Of Hewlett Packard who laid off 30,000 people, got fired and still got a 30 million golden parachute called her qualifications. I think im the best person for the job because i actually
cheers and applause larry thank you very much audience Larry Larry Larry larry thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. We have a great program. Dean obeidallah and Lavell Crawford joining us on the panel tonight. Very funny guys. Before we get to our top story, Cinco De Mayo, right . I want to give a quick shoutout to my latino viewers. Mira, muchos drunken gringos sera en las calles esta noche. Pero no te preocupes, solo estan divirtiendose. No se dan cuenta que Cinco De Mayo no es tu dia de la independencia. Ellos piensan que estan celebrando su libertad. Su libertad. laughter reirse de ellos en la cara y hacerlos comprar usted bebidas gratis. Feliz Cinco De Mayo cheers and applause no spanglish. No spanglish. People watching are like hes completely bleep . Anyhow, lets see how people are celebrating this sighting ethnic festival. Flip on a sombrero. Its time to celebrate Cinco De Mayo. Cinco de mayo Cinco De Mayo Cinco De Mayo this is jetblues promotion celebrating cinco de flyo. Th
cheers and applause Larry Larry Larry larry larry oh, thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Joining me on the panel tonight two very funny comedians. The lucas brothers are here. Lucas bros. Were doing something a little different tonight. Were very excited about this. Ive been noticing so many insane stories in the news i have to cover them so thats why were calling tonight thursday cray day. cheers and applause and help me out. Back by popular demand, the nightlytes. cheers and applause one, two, three, four. Were ready to sing about topical stuff cheers and applause larry yeah. Thats what im talking about, nightlytes. Lets jump into it. First cray. About one in 15 students at Crane High School in west texas recently contracted chlamydia, 20 cases that popped up in the high schools roughly 300 student population. laughter larry 20 case of chlamydia . Kids, this is not what your teacher meant when she said to make your ben franklin project historically ac
Its empty in the valley of your heart the sun, it rises slowly as you walk away from all the fears and all the faults youve left behind the harvest left no food for you to eat you cannibal, you meateater you see but i have seen the same i know the shame in your defeat but i will hold on hope larry tonightly, the pope hoops it up with the harlem globetrotters, more proof of what ive been saying for years god hates the washington generals. laughter chicago is handing out money to victims of police brutality, and you thought the bathroom line at Wrigley Field was long. laughter and a Texas High School finds out what happens when you teach abstinenceonly Sex Education clear eyes, full hearts, burning genitals. Dont forget to use protection. This is the nightly show captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause Larry Larry Larry larry larry oh, thank you very much. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Joining me on the panel tonight two very funny comedians. The lucas
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