And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 598 uruguay. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at how good you are. Wow. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, oh my gosh. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody to the tonight show. This is it. This is the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre all here. Heres what people are talking about you guys. Of course tomorrow is Christmas Eve. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of a lot of last minute shopping. Well get this. I read that a lot of people actually get Plastic Surgery during the holiday season. [ laughter ] that way no matter what present you get, you always look surprised. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] socks. I love socks. I mean, i hate socks but at this point i wish i had a a different emotion i could make. [ laughter ] i read that this christmas it is legal to give marijuana as a a gift in eight states. [ cheers and applause ] or
President obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving yesterday which is scary because one of those turkeys told the parole board that he would kill again. [ laughter ] according to a report from the calorie control council, the average american will eat upwards of 3,000 calories during thanksgiving dinner. Of course, the next day its back to the usual 2,900. [ laughter ] the 90th annual macys thanksgiving day parade was today. And performers included tony bennett and the muppets. Its nice to meet you, mr. Bennett, said a fan to someone that wasnt tony bennett. [ laughter ] jeweler, helzberg diamonds is running a promotion where youll get a free xbox if you spend over 1,000. Or you can spend less than 1,000 and youll just get a free ex. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] nasa engineers are reportedly working on a fuelless engine that could theoretically take astronauts to mars in less than 70 days. In other words, less time than it took you to get home for thanksgiving. [ laughter ] appl
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 598 uruguay. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at how good you are. Wow. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, oh my gosh. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody to the tonight show. This is it. This is the tonight show. [ cheend so happy youre all here. Heres what people are talking about you guys. Of course tomorrow is Christmas Eve. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of a lot of last minute shopping. Well get this. I read that a lot of people actually get Plastic Surgery during the holiday season. [ laughter ] that way no matter what present you get, you always look surprised. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] socks. I love socks. I mean, i hate socks but at this point i wish i had a a different emotion i could make. [ laughter ] i read that this christmas it is legal to give marijuana as a a gift in eight states. [ cheers and applause ] or as santa put i
President obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving yesterday which is scary because one of those turkeys told the parole board that he would kill again. [ laughter ] according to a report from the calorie control council, the average american will eat upwards of 3,000 calories during thanksgiving dinner. Of course, the next day its back to the usual 2,900. [ laughter ] the 90th annual macys thanksgiving day parade was today. And performers included tony bennett and the muppets. Its nice to meet you, mr. Bennett, said a fan to someone that wasnt tony bennett. [ laughter ] jeweler, helzberg diamonds is running a promotion where youll get a free xbox if you spend over 1,000. Or you can spend less than 1,000 and youll just get a free ex. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] nasa engineers are reportedly working on a fuelless engine that could theoretically take astronauts to mars in less than 70 days. In other words, less time than it took you to get home for thanksgiving. [ laughter ] appl
Ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening. Im seth meyers, this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause ] thats fantastic. Before we get to the news tonight, i just have to address one thing. President trump yesterday reversed former president obamas policies on Public Schools letting transgender students use the bathroom to correspond with their gender identity, which brings us to a segment we call hey. [ applause ] seth hey, what are you doing . [ laughter ] as i understand it you were elected to bring jobs back to the u. S. , now, you dont want to let transgender kids use the bathroom of the gender they identify with. Do you think thats why the Auto Industry went to mexico, for the bathrooms . [ light laughter ] first, you demonize muslims, then immigrants and now the transgender community. Hey, just because you want to bring back coal mining, doesnt mean you have to bring back everything from the 1800s. [ cheers and a