And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 598 uruguay. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at how good you are. Wow. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, oh my gosh. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody to the tonight show. This is it. This is the tonight show. [ cheend so happy youre all here. Heres what people are talking about you guys. Of course tomorrow is Christmas Eve. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of a lot of last minute shopping. Well get this. I read that a lot of people actually get Plastic Surgery during the holiday season. [ laughter ] that way no matter what present you get, you always look surprised. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] socks. I love socks. I mean, i hate socks but at this point i wish i had a a different emotion i could make. [ laughter ] i read that this christmas it is legal to give marijuana as a a gift in eight states. [ cheers and applause ] or as santa put it, dont forget about your boy. [ laughter and applause ] i get milk and cookies in 42 other states. If i get the munchies, come on. [ laughter ] you guys, this is cool. For the first time in almost 40 years Christmas Eve and the first night of hanukkah fall on the same day this year. [ cheers and applause ] its a pretty big deal. And i think you know what that means. Its time for Christmas Eve first day of hanukkah. Christmas eve first night of hanukkah Christmas Eve first night of hanukkah trim the tree maccabee brand new socks dreidels and locks lights lights elf spin the dreidel jesus and cradle rabbi with a beard santa looking weird christmas hanukkah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy actually, this is pretty interesting. A recent study found that making small talk at work can decrease productivity in the office. Tariq i know thats right. Are you joking hard or hardly jerking. [ laughter ] jimmy hardly jerking . Tariq how the hell you jimmy hey, tariq, what are you doing here . Why arent you over there . Whats going on buddy . Tariq i had a little down time during the monologue. [ laughter ] so i thought i would make my way over here and spread some year to close out the cheer. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. Thats all right. I got it covered, man. Tariq hey, you hear about this new pokemon go craze . [ laughter ] jimmy wait a minute. I think that was like back in july. [ laughter ] tariq everyones playing it, walking around, bumping into things. Hey, do you know what i want to call it . Pokemon go away, right . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy man, youre like six months late on that joke. But, hey. Tariq yeah, man. Its good though. Its fun. Its good and fun. Which is good. Were having fun. Were having good all good, all fun. [ laughter ] its fun. Jimmy okay . Well, hey. Thanks a lot tariq. I appreciate it. Tariq did you see the new jimmy that was come on. That was like ten months ago. That was. Tariq yeah, well apparently its three hours long. So youve got your batman and you got superman. [ laughter ] and you got your sleepy man. You know . [ cheers and applause ] may the snore be with you, right . [ laughter ] jimmy thats a thats a a star wars tariq did you see when i was fake snoring . Pretty funny, right . [ light laughter ] jimmy i guess, yeah. Tariq james likes it. I do not like that. [ light laughter ] tariq all righty then. Well, i better hop back on the santas sleigh. Aka my stool and microphone. Aka getting back to my roots. [ cheers and applause ] Merry Christmas and a happy brew year [ cheers and applause ] jimmy brew year . Tariq, your microphones that way. Tariq and to all a good night. Jimmy what is he doing . Finally, everybody, if you are a dog owner you should listen to this. I read about a new marijuanainfused dog biscuit. [ laughter ] yeah. Theyre designed to relieve your dogs stress. Or as people will be saying halfway through christmas, hey, what flavor are those dog biscuits . Hey, dont forget about your boy. We have a great show tonight. Give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ] jimmy i know that song. Man oh man. That was a great one. Guys, we have a we have a a great show tonight. Hes a fantastic actor from the new movie patterson, adam driver is here. Steve yeah [ cheers and applause ] jimmy what a great guy. Steve super great guy. Jimmy good actor. You worked with him on saturday night live. Steve a delight. He was a delight. Jimmy he was, right . He was great on our show, too. Plus from popular youtube series good mythical morning and rhett and links buddy system, rhett and link are joining us. Steve yeah. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy theyre the biggest thing on the web right now. And theyre nice guys, too. Were going to do something fun with them later in the show. So stick around for that. And we have Great Holiday music from r. Kelly. Ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i know what they want. Thats what im talking about. 12 nights of christmas. [ cheers and applause ] guys, we have exactly one show left before we go on christmas break which means it is time for that beloved tonight show tradition. It is time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. 12 days of christmas sweaters one day left [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hey, thats right. Every night for the past 11 shows weve been giving one extraordinary christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. And now [ cheers and applause ] since this is the last day lets open the last door, door number one. [ cheers and applause ] working hard or hardly [ laughter ] it takes a lot of finesse. Jimmy all right. Here we go. There we go. Door number one. Here we go, guys. Oh, thats it right there. [ cheers and applause ] whoa, whoa, wow. [ cheers and applause ] hey. Its interactive, a lot of fun. Home with the last christmas sweater. Everyone [ cheers and applause ] everyone look at your seat number. Look at your seat number. If i call your number, i need you to jump up. Let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll, please . [ drum roll ] who wants me to pick their number . This is a good one. [ cheers and applause ] [ drum roll ] questlove 415. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy hi. How are you . Fantastic. Here, you can hold this. Thats for you. What is your name . Mikayla. Jimmy mikayla, where are you from . Sydney, australia. Jimmy no way. Thats fantastic. [ light laughter ] we love australia. Thats right. We air in australia. Do you see us in australia . Yeah, of course. Jimmy real we love australia. Ive never been. Im dying to go. You should come. Jimmy i know. Everyone i have met from australia is super nice. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Its really nice. Jimmy im a little scared because there are sharks. Yeah, i know exactly. [ laughter ] yeah, they are scary. Jimmy theres snakes, too, right . There are. Lots of them. Jimmy and then, are there are there spiders . Lots of spiders. Jimmy right . Huntsmans, yeah. Jimmy yeah, huntsmans, yeah. And they hide, like, where . They hide like, in your pool and stuff . Dont they hide in the pool . So you go swimming, you could either get bit by a shark or a a spider. Exactly. [ laughter ] jimmy anyway, its fun. Australia, no i dont mean to knock it. Yeah. But i cant wait to go to check it out. But it gets chilly there, right . Yeah. Jimmy maybe sometimes really late at night. [ laughter ] cold . Yeah. Look at this guy right here. Do you have anything like this . No, nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy would you like to try it on . I would love to. Jimmy yeah, this will be fun here. Here you go. Oh, thank you. Jimmy oh, please, please. Oh, man. This is great. Yep. Its worth the work. Because [ laughter ] once its on, youll get it. Yeah, youll get it. Oh, yeah, yeah. This already. I can feel this. Oh, this is [ cheers and applause ] can we dim the lights a little bit . Can we take the lights down . Look at this thing. Take the lights down a little bit. Look at this. Is that not beautiful . Come on. Look at that. Thats fantastic. Look. Come on. Yeah [ cheers and applause ] thats what im talking about. Thank you so much. Say hi to everyone in australia. I will. Jimmy yeah, ill see you soon. Thanks, pal. Come on. Fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] congrats again to our lucky audience member. Stick around. Well be right back with thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] okay evethats a wrap wrap . i forgot to wrap my presents i forgot to get presents what . No, no, no what do we do . Dont worry guys hey siri, is target the place to get last minute deals . Yeah radical woohoo lets go race ya last minute deals at target, stores open tonight until 10pm or later. My new beer, stella artois, hey cois finished. The people will love it. Originally brewed for the holidays. 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Heres my note cards. James, can we get some thank you note writing music, please . [ light laughter ] steve wow. Hes serene. Jimmy yeah, he is. Thank you, santa claus, for being like the rest of americans and doing all of your work on the last night before its due. [ laughter and applause ] steve ho, ho what . [ mumbling ] steve dont forget your boy. [ laughter ] jimmy this is like one of the horns he has. Steve yeah. Jimmy dont forget your boy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, menorahs for looking like a spider thats raising the roof. [ laughter and applause ] steve dont forget your boy. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, jesus, for never complaining that your birthday falls on christmas. [ laughter and applause ] a lot of people do that. And he doesnt do it. Steve i know. He doesnt have to jimmy if he doesnt do it why should you guys . Come on. Steve hes the best. Jimmy thank you, people who give you wine as a gift for basically saying i know nothing about you, but you seem like you drink a lot. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thank you, Christmas Eve for being the one night each year when we excitedly tell our kids to go to bed because a home intruder is coming. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you can lock the doors if you want. You can lock the doors if you want. Hes coming somehow. [ light laughter ] thank you, ugly christmas [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not bad. Jimmy thank you, 2 2017 new years glasses for basically saying i know it doesnt logically make sense. But we know you are still going to buy us. [ cheers and applause ] there you guys have it. Those are our thank you notes. Well be right back with adam driver. [ cheers and applause ] he makes the e a little twistier. [whispering] oh, yeah youre right. Whats going on . Nothing. Dear santa, i want a lexus rx f sport. And a puppy. 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Jimmy congrats on all the massive success. Oh, my gosh. I have known your work through some films, girls. And i saw you in but i have never seen you interviewed before. And then when i first met you, we talked here. I was sick. Jimmy yeah. Yeah, i was talking like i had been yelling a lot. Jimmy you were almost like yeah, yeah. Jimmy its great to see you. [ light laughter ] and i go, oh thats interesting. Thats how he talks. You know, thats cool. Like, kind of saves his voice fo [ laughter ] and youre funny and charming. We talked. It was great. And then when we went to commercial you go, i apologize for my voice. Oh, i thought that was just your voice. I had no idea. [ light laughter ] so, i apologize. But thank you for being here. No, no, im sorry. Theres a kermit the frog, you know, thing that happened. Jimmy no, it was like a a laryngitis thing. But it was anyways, i really appreciate you coming on when you were sick. Youre a trooper. Yeah. But youre not a stormtrooper. [ light laughter ] oh boy. Ooh, god. I know, im sorry. I apologize. Thats okay. Jimmy yeah. Star wars the force awakens. Walk me through what its like getting the role. Its a lifechanger. Yeah. I didnt really know that it was going to be a life changer. You cant really, i think, predict of whats going to happen. You know, the kids are really great. You know, the costumes and halloween. That makes it kind of fun. And christmas, you know. But i dont know, its hard to jimmy yeah, people are giving you as christmas presents. Yeah,ht and i give it to people too, because i think its funny. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, thats why not . I would do that. Give it to my adult male friends. Pictures of myself. [ laughter ] jimmy thats very nice of you, yeah. But i mean, this is, you get cast in the film and you do the its all secretive. Right, yeah. Jimmy but then youre part of the star wars family. This is giant. Yeah, very surreal. Jimmy its got to be exciting and fun. I dont know. From the news, too. When they get the job, they like ive never gotten a job where they announce it on the news, you know . Jimmy you know thats a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy our top story tonight, bob got hired at home depot in new york. [ laughter ] good for bob. Yeah, exactly. Jimmy well, you did such a a great job. And i think youre just handling all the fame and success perfectly. Oh, thank you. Jimmy you did a great job on saturday night live. Oh, thanks. Jimmy everyone there says you did a great job. Yeah, they were amazing. Jimmy they love you, yeah. Lets talk about this new film here, its called patterson. Jim jarmusch directed it. Who youve met. Jimmy i love jim jarmusch. Hes just the coolest ever. Hes got the cool hair. Hes just fun. I et idea repeatedly where i think when you were working on saturday night live. Jimmy yeah. Maybe it was in snl parties. Billy bob thornton, his idea. I dont know if Billy Bob Thornton was even hosting. He had an idea, that if he ever did, that he would do antiques road show where you would be the host and he would bring like old lawn furniture. [ light laughter ] like whats it do . And every time i tell him that im seeing, you hes like, tell him i told him about this idea that i had. [ light laughter ] jimmy we had hourlong conversation, if not six hours long about the sketch. Im not even sure. I dont remember what the idea of the sketch was. Thats it. Jimmy but i dont play billy bob. No, no. Billy bob plays billy bob. Jimmy yes, we were hoping that he hosed. Okay, right. Jimmy i dont know. He was jim was hoping billy bob hosted. Right. Jimmy and if he hosted, i would do this antiques road show sketch with him. Yeah. All he would say is the one line. [ talking over each other ] jimmy whats this do . Whats it do . [ laughter ] where you would just keep brin h anyways, tell jim that im working on it still. Well figure it out and ill get billy bob to do that sketch. But this guy i mean, hes brilliant. If you dont know jim jamusch, hes fantastic. Were you attracted to working with jim jarmusch or the script . Yeah, jim, jim. Jimmy jim. Yeah. Jimmy hes just a cool dude. We just met at a like a a diner kind of near where he lives and he lives. And he showed up and had like he was drinking some kind of like mineral water, so his lips were golden, you know. [ light laughter ] i guess with the thing you thought i spoke that way. Im like, maybe he just has golden lips like when hes not directing. [ light laughter ] jimmy what do you mean . Golden lipstick . Whatever he was drinking kind of, you know, like rubbed off on his lips. So he was like, gold lips. Okay. Yeah, whatever. Its jim jarmusch. Jimmy gold like i dont know, was he huffing paint . [ laughter ] i dont know. It was some mineral thing that he was drinking. Jimmy really . Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy oh, i got to ask him about this. This is really cool. I dont know what it was. Jimmy thats not normal. He doesnt have golden lips, i do what i found out, he came from the bathroom and hes like, oh man, i had golden lips. [ laughter ] i didnt realize that. Jimmy i love that he had golden lips. If you see jimmy fallon, tell him about the [ laughter ] jimmy thats the next sketch. So what is the film about . Its very interesting, patterson. You play a bus driver. Yeah. I play a poet who happens to be a bus driver, in reverse a bus driver who happens to be a a poet. And its a week in their life. And thats not a lot of big events happen. Its very much about the beauty in simplicity. Jimmy yeah. And jim has this really great joke when we are shooting, it like we have to get it right because dozens of people watch my movies. [ laughter ] jimmy 12 to 13 people see the movies. The bus driving poet is not like a big sell. Jimmy theres a line around the block but this will be. Its you and jim jarmusch. Its jim. Its beautiful. Jimmy its a slice of life. Its good that you make movies like this now. You do both. You do the giant things where its all cgi and this giant. Then the ones where its just a a good its just a cinematographer, good script and good actors. I want to show everyone a clip. Heres adam driver in patterson. Take a look at this. Another one. When youre a child, you learn there are three dimensions. Height, width, and depth. Like a shoe box. Then later, you hear there is a a fourth dimension. Time. Then some say there could be five, six, seven. I knock off work, have a beer at the bar. I look down at the glass and feel glad. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy adam driver patterson is in select theaters december 28. Well be right back with rhett link, everybody. Stick around. [ cheers and applause ] walked around the shelter, no intention of adopting. He was the very last kennel in the very last row. Emaciated. He was skin and bones. Usually what you see in neglected dogs. It was one of those complete, meanttobe moments. 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But also here, with a rewards credit card, to help life go right. State farm. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guests are the hosts of the Award Winning youtube show good mythical morning. Now, you can check out their new web series rhett links buddy system. Which is currently available on youtube red. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome rhett link. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy looking sharp. All right jimmy welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Looking sharp, guys. You guys have been friends since first grade . Is that right . Yeah, first grade. The first day of first grade we were both held in from recess by our teacher ms. Lockleer because we were desks. Ooh. [ light laughter ] jimmy can you say what the nasty words were . Or no . I think so we can say i said i wrote hell. And, he wrote damn. Damn. Jimmy ooh, god. Nasty stuff. Yeah. I dont think i added the n though. So. Jimmy oh, yeah, well you didnt know that. Its on her. It was just a dam. Jimmy i just learned that. It holds water. Jimmy yeah, because it holds water. Yeah, exactly. Right. Its like, why am i in here with this guy . Jimmy yeah, exactly. This low life. Talking about water works. Jimmy hes saying hell. Im yeah exactly. But, then you got together. And what was the punishment . We had to color together. [ light laughter ] we got held in from recess. Yeah. So they just made us color pictures of paul bunyan, i think it was, was one of them and a unicorn. Mythical beast. Thats where we got the mythical thing from was having to color mythical beasts. Jimmy thats hilarious. I love this. And then i think that you were destined to do something together, because not only are you friends then. But then you made a pact. Yeah. Jimmy a secret pact, yeah. There was a a blood oath. Yeah. There was a cow pasture that we frequented. Jimmy mhmm. As middle schoolers. This was rural north carolina. And there were two rocks that we would sit on and have serious discussions. And us we were going to do something together. We said we want to grow up and Work Together. Make something. Do something. So it kind of out of nowhere. It doesnt matter it doesnt matter what that is. But we need to sign an oath now yeah. To secure it. And we didnt bring a knife. Because this was not well thought out. But we found the sharpest cow pasture rock that we could find and we scraped our palms a few times, drew a little blood, shook hands and then stuck our hands on a sheet of notebook paper that said we will do something together one day. [ light laughter ] jimmy thats kind of amazing. Yeah. Jimmy and do you still do you still have that . I i kept it for about eight years in my wallet. I didnt lose it, but i did lose the wallet around it. Jimmy yeah so yeah, yeah, i did lose it. It was in the wallet. Jimmy well yes it was both the blood pact and the wallet is lost. Yeah well, theyre gone, both of them. Right. Jimmy but you are doing a a scripted show finally. This is buddy system. Yeah, right. Jimmy rhett links buddy system is on youtube red. Thats got some funny costars that popped in there. But whats the basic idea of this . Its kif based loosely on the reality of the fact that we actually had the same first girlfriend. Leslie. Shout out to leslie. Different times. Different times though. Jimmy of course. We also had this small town. We had the same first kiss. Yeah. Different times, again. Yes. Different girl, also. That was amber. Shout out to amber. [ laughter ] and so we kind of we combined yeah. Her into one fictional character played by leslie bibb, who is our evil coexgirlfriend who is now an infomercial queen. I lose my phone. Kind of like the wallet i guess. Again, true to life. And she finds it and then commandeers everything weve built on the internet to hawk her weird infomercial products. So we got to get it back. Jimmy you gotta get it back. You guys we have a clip. Heres rhett and link in rhett links buddy system. 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Jimmy, as you know we like to see if things will and the thing we are going to find out if it will tonight is tea so we have steeped a bunch of Different Things in some hot water to find out will it tea . Jimmy all right. Here we go. Guys, what is up first . All right, first up we thought wed spice things up by going south of the border with a little taco seasoning. Taco seasoning. Will it tea . Jimmy you almost said that with an irish accent. I swear i was like, what should i go with . A little taco seasoning, its south of the border. Yeah, right. The irish border. The irish border, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy theres gotta be a a border there somewhere. Im glad youre feeling me. Jimmy yeah. I mean, this is taco seasoning as you can see. Jimmy yeah. And as you can see as it has discolored the water jimmy mmm. Significantly, it seems like this makes a good potential tea. Jimmy mhmm. Yeah. Yeah. Its definitely seeping through. Its got that its got the scent of a of a taco. Jimmy of a taco. [ light laughter ] thats true. Yeah. Okay. Jimmy all right. Shall we we like to dink it and sink it. Dink it. Jimmy drink it or sink it . Drink eh, you can drink it if you want. Im going to sink it. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] jimmy okay. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Jimmy im sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, no. What . You guys look like you dont feel it, but im feeling it. Jimmy maybe because you sunk it and we drank. [ light laughter ] i mean really, youre feeling this . Its like when you strain the taco meat and you dont eat the meat. When does that happen, ew . It happens all the time at my house. Jimmy you strain your am i the only one that seats the strainings . [ coughing ] jimmy i dont know, man. We dont have to all agree. I mean, will it tea . No. Jimmy no. No. Okay, thats fine. My feelings are not hurt. Okay, for this next one, who doesnt love a good scented tea . Jimmy thats, a good question. And whats the best way to make something smell good other than deodorant. Deodorant. Will it tea . Jimmy okay. What alright, so jimmy what should we call this tea . [ audience groans ] teaodorant. Jimmy yeah, of course. Teaodorant. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jimmy alright, this is getting okay before you get into this one. Oh its fresh. I want to let you know. Jimmy okay. Now, we have our own custom barf buckets that we take with around with us everywhere we go. Jimmy thats your custom thank you, barf buckets. And of course. tis the season to give. Jimmy my, man. Jimmy you might need one. Weve made your your own. Thats you. Jimmy thats definitely me. Thats you and thats your barf. Jimmy thats my barf. If i have ever seen it before. That is, yeah keep that handy. Jimmy thank you my friend. I appreciate this. That was very nice of you guys. Now, this is ll jimmy okay . I can already smell this. This smells soapy. This smells so jimmy this smells almost like bug repellant or something. Yeah. Jimmy its a little strong. This is strong. A little strong. Jimmy this is strong tea. I mean, some people like it that way. Jimmy yeah. Okay, good. Now we dink it. Jimmy dink it. And sink it. Sink it. Sink it. [ audience groans ] [ coughing ] i didnt spit that out but i was really close to it. That is terrible. It coats the inside of your mouth. It feels like whoa, thats rough. That is bad news bears. That is bad news. There there is nothing good about that. [ coughs ] hold on, the breath may be good. Okay. I love how you had to breathe it in my face. Im like, no, i want to breathe in your face. Jimmy i know. I mean, for a second i was i didnt know if i was getting there has got to be a a smeller. Theres got to be a smeller. Jimmy yeah, dude there has to be a smeller. Youre the smeller. Jimmy all right, i was the smeller yeah. Double smell. Jimmy its not bad. That is really nice. Jimmy its not bad, there something to that. Thats really nice. Jimmy well some of thats halitosis, but if thats not the option. Im going to say that this will not tea. Will it tea . No. No. [ buzzer ] jimmy what is our next tea . Okay, no tea tasting would be complete without some goat meat. Goat meat, will it tea . Jimmy okay. Okay. So we wanted to see if goat would tea just so we could call it goatee. [ light laughter ] jimmy oh, goattea. Of course. You gotta sometimes just gotta go for it. And you cant drink goattea without goatees. So this is probably going to work better for you guys. But i do believe in redundancy in facial hair. [ light laughter ] jimmy hey, not bad. Hey, you can bring you can start the twotone goatee. I think it looks kind of cool. Ooh. Look jimmy hey, not bad. It blends right in until it falls. Yeah, we look like three cool dudes, man. Oh, would you like a little goat in your tea . [ speaking in irish accent ] jimmy how would you like a a little goat in your tea . Im sure they probably do in ireland. Or wait oh this is rough already. It smells like jerky to me. It doesnt it smells good. Smells like a stew. Jimmy oh thats true it does. Yeah, not as bad as you would think. All right. Are we dink it. Jimmy dink it. Im just going to let my beard fall off. Jimmy thats all right. [ audience groans ] [ laughter ] it knocked your face off. Its that good. Jimmy drink this. Itll knock your face off uh, i dont mind it. That is pretty good, is it not . Its like a broth, man. Jimmy yeah, its like a i think we have invented broth. [ laughter ] jimmy we invented broth. We went around the back end and ended up at broth again. I dont i dont mind it. Yeah, yeah. This could work. Jimmy goat tea. Yeah. Will it tea . Yeah jimmy yes. Yes. Jimmy ill drink it. Not bad goat tea. [ applause ] jimmy im going to leave this on. Yeah. Oh yeah ill leave mine on. Jimmy you leave that on. Thats good, yeah perfect. It suits you. This last one scares me, especially for you, jimmy. Because we do this kind of thing all the time. We do stupid things all the time. We ingest things that we shouldnt. Jimmy well not me. But you dont do it all the time. Jimmy no. So this one is an especially hot tea. And by hot i dont mean temperature. I mean we made it out of ghost peppers. [ audience ohs ] ghost peppers, will it tea . Jimmy all right. This is ghost peppers. And this is for real. This is really ghost pepper in here. Yeah. Really. You can jimmy i can kind of oh, you can smell it. Oh jimmy oh, this its like a smoky chipotle. Whoa. Jimmy chipotle type of pepper in there. Yeah, i mean oh its get it got me. Just smelling yeah. It has cleared the sinus. Jimmy yeah, this ones got to this ones got to go down. Okay. Yeah. Jimmy just going to flip my stache up. [ light laughter ] yeah. Jimmy okay, this is a okay, this is a ghost pepper. Mhmm. Jimmy all right. This one ive got to get yeah, get ready. Get ready. You definitely should get ready on this one. Jimmy yeah, okay hey, theres no shame in the vomit game. [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you. Sulp it. And gulp it. [ light laughter ] i dont know what sulp it jimmy sulp it . Sulp it and gulp it. Thats very i dont know. Jimmy here we go. Ghost pepper tea. [ audience groans ] [ audience ohs ] do we have another tea thats not hot tea . Jimmy no we do not have another, but hot tea. Its way too hot. Its actually hot. Do you have any water or anything . Sure no i dont want milk. Water makes it worse. Jimmy oh i dont want milk at all. Do you want milk . Yeah i want milk. Of Peanut Butter crackers. Jimmy i dont know what that is. Yeah, i dont want anyone to drink milk. Ow, okay. Ill just let it burn. Im going to say no. I mean you can ask the question. How about i let you wait a a little bit . Jimmy how about thats tough. Jimmy lets do a Peanut Butter cracker, really quick. Will it tea . Thats tough. Jimmy no. I dont know. No. No. Its hot. It hurt. I mean its but it is tea. But its not tea that i want to drink. Jimmy but, that doesnt mean it wont tea. Some people might choose to enjoy it. Yeah, cause it is tea. I dont know. We got to be the jury on this one. Will it tea . No jimmy no yes no. Jimmy thats it. Thats all the time we have for will it tea . Well be right back with more good mythical morning. And well be right back with more of the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] jimmy our next guest is a a grammywinning multi platinum selling artist who is out with his first ever holiday album, 12 nights of christmas. Performing step in the name of love and home for christmas, give it up for r. Kelly. [ cheers and applause ] go on, get your hands up. Come on. Whoa yeah oh yeah said i know that its somebodys birthday tonight somewhere and i know somebodys gonna celebrate tonight somewhere i know one things for sure im gonna put on my dancing shoes then imma hit the door and go out and step snap in the name of love im gonna snap in the name of love then im gonna clap in the name of love oh yeah clap in the name of love im gonna step step in the name of love woo step in the name of love in the name of love groove in the name of love groove in the name of love yeah somebody make some noise out there. [ cheers and applause ] its christmas time, were gonna dedicate this to the ones who couldnt make it home. Ooh so far away its been too long seems like a billion days since ive been gone all my thoughts and prayers has been of you well guess what baby i had a talk with my boss i took some time off baby im comin home for christmas im comin home for christmas to you baby baby im comin home for christmas be ready be ready darlin im comin home for christmas and ill be bearing the gift of love dont let another minute hour day go by or spend another second girl without you by my side dont spend this christmas i refuse to spend this christmas oh no said i refuse to spend this christmas without my baby by my side oh baby surprise surprise im comin home for christmas hey baby im comin home for christmas straight home to you baby baby im comin home for christmas so have your arms open for me im comin home for christmas ill be bringin this lovin home to you walk in the door you standin there make love to you everywhere ooh im so excited im comin home for christmas yeah christmas thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you. R. Kelly 12 nights of christmas is available now. My thanks to adam driver, rhett and link, r. Kelly and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. Stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching. Have a great weekend. I hope to see you next week. Bye bye everybody. Happy holidays. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight, a special thanksgiving edition of late night featuring hillary and larry meyers. Josh meyers. Well play how well do you know your meyers . Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] seth good evening, everybody. How are you . [ cheers and applause ] happy thanksgiving to everyone here. Happy thanksgiving to everyone at home. And because its thanksgiving and because a lot of people who maybe spent the whole day trying to avoid talking about politics, we are not going to mention politics tonight. Happy thanksgiving to you. Thats our gift. [ cheers and applause ] but we are going to get he
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