Wait, did you say the 57th letter was an n . [ laughter ] this years macys thanksgiving day parade featured 17 balloons. It was going to be 18 but then olaf was hit with Sexual Harassment allegations. [ laughter and applause ] sick. Photos were released yesterday of First Lady Melania Trump decorating the white house for the holidays. Though im not sure a rope ladder counts as a decoration. [ laughter ] its a its a custom in my country. [ laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday quote, 51 million americans to travel this weekend, highest number in 12 years, traffic and airports are running very smoothly. And then he tweeted, now lets throw it over to kevin with sports [ laughter ] a new poll has found that about a third of americans are dreading discussing politics at this years thanksgiving. And some dread talking about it every day. [ laughter and applause ] newsweek has rated crescent rolls as the worst thanksgiving side dish. [ light laughter ] looks like newsweek burned the ro
Wait, did you say the 57th letter was an n . [ laughter ] this years macys thanksgiving day parade featured 17 balloons. It was going to be 18 but then olaf was hit with Sexual Harassment allegations. [ laughter and applause ] sick. Photos were released yesterday of First Lady Melania Trump decorating the white house for the holidays. Though im not sure a rope ladder counts as a decoration. [ laughter ] its a its a custom in my country. [ laughter ] President Trump tweeted yesterday quote, 51 million americans to travel this weekend, highest number in 12 years, traffic and airports are running very smoothly. And then he tweeted, now lets throw it over to kevin with sports [ laughter ] a new poll has found that about a third of americans are dreading discussing politics at this years thanksgiving. And some dread talking about it every day. [ laughter and applause ] newsweek has rated crescent rolls as the worst thanksgiving side dish. [ light laughter ] looks like newsweek burned the ro
Metro boomin, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 787, puerto rico steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness fantastic. Hot crowd here tonight. Hot crowd here at the tonight show. Welcome, everybody, welcome to the tonight show [ cheers and applause ] heres what people are talking about. Did you guys see this . The New York Times says that each day President Trump watches eight hours of tv and drinks 12 diet cokes. [ laughter ] sounds less like the president , more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. [ cheers and applause ] can i have another one, ma . [ laughter ] can i watch riverdale, mom . No. [ laughter ] 12 diet cokes a day, and depending on how many hes had, it really changes trumps behavior. Here, ill show you what i mean. Watch this. Thank you very much. Thank you. Sit down, please. Beautiful hats. Hey look, im president. [ laughter ] i dont care. Being president gives you great power, right . Dont as
President obama pardoned two turkeys for thanksgiving yesterday which is scary because one of those turkeys told the parole board that he would kill again. [ laughter ] according to a report from the calorie control council, the average american will eat upwards of 3,000 calories during thanksgiving dinner. Of course, the next day its back to the usual 2,900. [ laughter ] the 90th annual macys thanksgiving day parade was today. And performers included tony bennett and the muppets. Its nice to meet you, mr. Bennett, said a fan to someone that wasnt tony bennett. [ laughter ] jeweler, helzberg diamonds is running a promotion where youll get a free xbox if you spend over 1,000. Or you can spend less than 1,000 and youll just get a free ex. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] nasa engineers are reportedly working on a fuelless engine that could theoretically take astronauts to mars in less than 70 days. In other words, less time than it took you to get home for thanksgiving. [ laughter ] appl
And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 598 uruguay. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, look at how good you are. Wow. Hi. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, oh my gosh. Hot crowd. Hot crowd tonight. Welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome everybody to the tonight show. This is it. This is the tonight show. [ cheers and applause ] so happy youre all here. Heres what people are talking about you guys. Of course tomorrow is Christmas Eve. [ cheers and applause ] a lot of a lot of last minute shopping. Well get this. I read that a lot of people actually get Plastic Surgery during the holiday season. [ laughter ] that way no matter what present you get, you always look surprised. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] socks. I love socks. I mean, i hate socks but at this point i wish i had a a different emotion i could make. [ laughter ] i read that this christmas it is legal to give marijuana as a a gift in eight states. [ cheers and applause ] or