correspondent. good to see you, pinch. give the gift that keeps on g giving with a year y subscription to the new yorkneo times this holiday season.iday and to my african-american readers, the sunday section can double as an slept kwanza log.eg greg? no one cares. they do, greg. open your eyes to the many cultures around us.lack i am both black and white. you are, you are. i am obama. oh how we love to leak until it showed that he is a creep. jul julian assange is bummed ironically about the actual a newspaper published leaked police files pertaining to theth rape files against him.th the previously unseen documents show him looking stupid and graphic detail ofauin assaulting two swedish women. one witness said, quote, not only had it been the world s worst screw, it was also violent. l now the lawyers for thelet refiend are condemning there - files saying they unfairly damage assange and make his
decorations and public space. for more on holiday stress, hay let s go to chin monkey forlet g analysis.or chin monkey, what s the. latest, old buddy? tt s that s creepy.ec f t you can t recover from st that. he tooalk my talking points, greg. i got nothing. i don t i don t know where my brain is right now. a sc, as an atheist do trees depress you? no, because i grew up with them and i celebrate them with u my family. g but i can buy it.with when somebody is celebrating something that doesn t include you you get depressed.sed. i see a menorah and i say where the f are my eight presents? at least st. patrick s day ifshn you are not irish you can tro drink your troubles away.
the studio live. and a segment we like to call ask red eye, but will wally shirtless? stick around to find out. thank you, andy.ndy. i have a bad feeling aboutbo this, greg. i m looking at your hairt yor and you should. id apologize for nothing. i anxiously await your demise. sad man. smie i am here with sc-cup. she is so bright that santa asks her to guide his sleigh, and then he hits on her his because he s a pervert.her us and joe daw rosa. his album the depression auction. i own 16 copies, one for eachix of my toes. and my sidekick bill shultz. bell ringers give him theiriv h change. andth sitting next to me, terry save ford. he is as fierce as i am pierced. s and he is only read by old people in bed. it is our new york times
hurt, he pays most of hisos o salary toward doing that so you don t have to save him. you did say to yourself trying to kill them. bill is my friend. b saudi king may pay for the k ground zero mosque project toero be moved to the west village. greg, you won t have to worry about opening your gay bar. actually i might move it down to the west village. a there are eight million gayst bars there. so this is about foiling my plan? i think it is. it isli a direct response ity is a shot at you is what it i is. not the good kind. sho i think you should open a muslim bar at ground zero. that s a good idea. greg, you said all of this comes from manhattan lawyerhaan dudley gapin, a great guy. g never heard of him. thought i would give him aoughtu shout out. in case i get in trouble andle a get pulled over on the way home. have you ever met a bad met dudley?
guy. i have a feeling you were not asked about this, right? no one consulted me. before i am labeled a homo fob i have to say the only reason homophobe, i was on the show is you t promised me a three waymised a between you and shultz and me.hu i m waiting. greg s math is very bad.nd i had to get that in. we re done, feel better,e. breathe. i have to say something, now say that this has happened and lady gag a happy, she better hay be doing awe so tour in iraqso and afghanistan and thereq,fg better be glitter and boobs gli lad all sorts of stuff. lady gaga, we are waiting forn you to come and see us inlet afghanistan.his. i am a combat man. have ee i have been in units my whole life. i ask two questions when itlife. comes to the military.i does it increase our lethality elud on the battlefield? does it increase our survive uh ability. if it doesn t do one or both on of those things, get rid of it.st mal most of the military is attr