No you are a loser. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trolling trump. Plus stephen welcomes Kirsten Dunst, adam devine, and lee pace, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause theme song playing stephen hey whoo thank you welcome one and all in here, out there, to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause you know what . You are such a good audience, lets start off with a fun y. Ory. There is a petition currently circulating here in new york city to rename the stretch of fifth avenue between 56th and 57th streets president barack obama avenue. cheers and applause jon wow, wow whoo yeah stephen i agree jon come on stephen yes, sir, yes, sir jon imniym into that stephen to make the honor complete, whenever a car tries to turn left, it will be blocked by mitch mcconnell. V piano riff laughter applause most importantly, that tiny stretch of
The bay bridge toll plaza. Everything is moving along and you can see by the headlights in the background that the east shore freeway is moving right along as well. The san mateo bridge, an accident at the toll plaza. They are in the process of moving that out of the way. They are reporting one mid stan but i cannot see it. If youre going across the bridge, a couple fender benders may slow you down. Eastbound directs good to go. You are down to one lane so they can do the construction. Your main travel times this morning all in the green. Breaking news. A second body has been found along skyline boulevard. This one early this morning. Very close to sweat road. Also near reads roost. That is where there was a body found yesterday, also around this time. Now we have two bodies that were found in that same area of say line boulevard. It is a remote area and this was there is a suspect in custody apparently and authorities havent said if that person that is in custody is responsible for bo
yes! yes! that s right. it s friday. so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. he s hear on a day pass from the halfway house, founder of the leftists party, michael loftus. she s my third favorite charlie after chaplain and horse. charlie are no. she loves pranks, giving thanks and getting restraining orders because of your cousin hank. new york times best seller, kat timpf. and the only thing he hates more than snow is child support. new york times best-selling author, comedian and world champion nwa whatever. all right. this audience is out of control. but before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. you know it. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. that s why they are called leftovers. as always it s my first time reading them. if they suck we will take joe on a helicopter ride and drop him into a volcano. all right, southwest airlines is being praised by plus size travelers that allow overweight customers an fre
yes! yes! that s right. it s friday. so you know what that means? let s welcome tonight s guests. he s hear on a day pass from the halfway house, founder of the leftists party, michael loftus. she s my third favorite charlie after chaplain and horse. charlie are no. she loves pranks, giving thanks and getting restraining orders because of your cousin hank. new york times best seller, kat timpf. and the only thing he hates more than snow is child support. new york times best-selling author, comedian and world champion nwa whatever. all right. this audience is out of control. but before we get to some new stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. you know it. it s where i read the jokes we didn t use this week. that s why they are called leftovers. as always it s my first time reading them. if they suck we will take joe on a helicopter ride and drop him into a volcano. all right, southwest airlines is being praised by plus size travelers that allow overweight customers an fre