In the golden age of jet travel when you could light up a cigarette on the plane, trim your nails with a pocket knife, share a cocktail with the pilot. Watch ask the pilot why hes not flying the plane. No, no, the good news is that the tsa has just come up with something toate least make the security process a little less of a hassle for everyone. The bad news is what they came up with. The tsa under fire for spending about 47,000 on an app called the randomizer app. All it does is points left or right to determine where passengers are going to stand, in which line. Trevor im sorry, wait, let me get this straight. The government basically spent 47,000 on tsa tinder . Think about it, that is all they have made. Its an app that just goes left, right, left, right, left, right. And some creepy guy gropes you and you will probably never see him again. That saul it is. That is all it is. And the one thing everyone says about the tsa is yeah, i mean its a pain in the ass but at least theyre k
Flying the plane. No, no, the good news is that the tsa has just come up with something toate least make the security process a little less of a hassle for everyone. The bad news is what they came up with. The tsa under fire for spending about 47,000 on an app called the randomizer app. All it does is points left or right to determine where passengers are going to stand, in which line. Trevor im sorry, wait, let me get this straight. The government basically spent 47,000 on tsa tinder . Think about it, that is all they have made. Its an app that just goes left, right, left, right, left, right. And some creepy guy gropes you and you will probably never see him again. That saul it is. That is all it is. And the one thing everyone says about the tsa is yeah, i mean its a pain in the ass but at least theyre keeping us safe. O so you think. The tsa tries to recover from a series of highprofile embarrass ams. In a damning Inspector General audit where screeners failed to get results out of 6
Me and artemus cloud frog go save salma hayek from the big metal spider wicky, wicky wick, wicky, wicky wick fresh cowboy from the west side from Comedy Centrals world ews headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. Cheesier captioning sponsored by Comedy Central cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Thank you so much. You guys are amazing. We have an amazing guest tonight, Jennifer Hudson is here, everybody. Finally, finally. But first, i want to talk quickly about airport security. Now its a miserable experience. Old people had it good back if the day. In the golden age of jet travel when you could light up a cigarette on the plane, trim your nails with a pocket knife, share a cocktail with the pilot. Watch ask the pilot why hes not flying the plane. No, no, the good news is that the tsa has just come up with something toate least make the security process a little less of a hassle for everyone. The bad news is what they came up with. The tsa un
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